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Team Stack · Season 4 · Round 4

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Chunk wins at The Ironing Board

Chunk took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.292 — 24 +23 3 2.5
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.883 +0.59 21 +19 0 1.4
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 4.975 +2.68 22 +19 5 5.1
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.300 +3.01 23 +19 5 5.0
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.417 — 12 +7 1 2.9
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.442 — 11 +5 2 2.9
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.875 — 10 +3 1 3.0
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.733 — 9 +1 1 2.6
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.358 — 25 +16 0 1.9
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.592 +3.30 26 +16 5 5.0
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.450 +3.16 27 +16 5 5.1
12 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.71 28 +16 6 5.0
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3.175 +0.88 16 +3 2 2.7
14 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.542 — 13 -1 1 2.0
15 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.975 — 15 0 2 2.9
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 0.742 — 14 -2 2 2.8
17 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.158 — 20 +3 3 2.9
18 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -1 2 2.6
19 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.558 — 18 -1 3 2.6
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 4.700 +2.41 19 -1 4 5.0
21 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.625 — 30 +9 1 2.9
22 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 +7 2 2.8
23 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.583 — 32 +9 2 2.9
24 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3.067 +0.78 31 +7 2 2.9
25 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.625 — 3 -22 1 3.3
26 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.875 — 1 -25 1 2.2
27 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.433 — 2 -25 4 6.3
28 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 5.000 +2.71 4 -24 3 3.3
29 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.808 +0.52 5 -24 2 2.1
30 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.308 — 6 -24 4 6.3
31 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 5.000 +2.71 7 -24 4 3.5
32 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 5.000 +2.71 8 -24 4 3.2
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-2-9-4-3.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-2-9-4-3.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Released. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-16-1.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-2-9-4-3.
28.400
It is Chunk! Recent finishes: 2-4-3-16-1.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 BEA The Beans 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 32-17-31-29-20.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 31-19-30-32-18.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 30-20-29-30-19.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 29-18-32-31-17.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 16-14-28-24-22.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 13-16-26-22-23.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 15-15-25-21-21.
216.95
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 14-13-27-23-24.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
142 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 21-21-17-4-28.
136.47
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
142 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 24-24-18-3-26.
153.75
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
142 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 23-23-19-2-25.
134.63
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
142 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 22-22-20-1-27.
139.41
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
142 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 26-25-16-15-3.
186.81
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
142 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 25-26-14-16-1.
187.47
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
142 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 28-27-15-13-2.
206.83
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
142 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 27-28-13-14-4.
202.78
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
142 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 2-11-5-18-16.
45.48
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
142 starts, 10 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 3-9-6-19-15.
44.64
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
142 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 4-12-7-20-14.
49.84
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
142 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 1-10-8-17-13.
43.14
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
142 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-7-11-6-12.
6.54
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
142 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-12-7-9.
5.67
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
142 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-10-8-11.
4.95
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
142 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-9-5-10.
6.15
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
142 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-3-4-10-8.
14.34
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
142 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-4-1-9-5.
14.71
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
142 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 11-2-3-11-7.
15.24
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
142 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-1-2-12-6.
14.69
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 20-31-24-27-30.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
142 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 18-29-21-28-32.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
142 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 17-32-22-26-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
142 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.3. Last five: 19-30-23-25-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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