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Team Stack · Season 4 · Round 44

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Crawlspace wins at The Ironing Board

Crawlspace took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Basement Heat. Radiator finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.500 — 16 +15 2 2.8
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.342 — 13 +11 1 2.2
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.775 +1.28 15 +12 2 2.9
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.375 — 14 +10 2 2.8
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2.667 +1.17 21 +16 0 1.3
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 4.983 +3.48 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.125 +3.63 23 +16 5 5.1
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.50 24 +16 4 5.1
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.475 — 25 +16 0 1.7
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.300 +3.80 26 +16 5 5.0
11 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.408 +3.91 27 +16 6 5.0
12 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.50 28 +16 5 5.0
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.558 +0.06 12 -1 2 3.1
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.650 +1.15 11 -3 2 2.8
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.275 — 9 -6 0 2.3
16 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.317 — 10 -6 2 2.8
17 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.283 +0.78 8 -9 3 3.1
18 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.883 +0.38 7 -11 3 3.3
19 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.842 +1.34 5 -14 2 2.1
20 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.225 — 6 -14 1 3.3
21 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -4 2 2.6
22 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.858 +1.36 18 -4 2 2.6
23 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.442 +0.94 19 -4 2 2.7
24 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.658 +0.16 20 -4 3 2.7
25 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.267 — 2 -23 2 3.7
26 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.942 +0.44 3 -23 2 3.6
27 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.517 +0.02 4 -23 3 2.5
28 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.500 — 1 -27 1 2.2
29 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.717 +0.22 31 +2 2 2.9
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.308 — 29 -1 2 2.2
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.092 +0.59 30 -1 1 2.8
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.833 +0.33 32 0 3 2.9
3.000
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 6-5-3-12-6.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-13-5-1-3.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-13-5-1-3.
15.800
And the gantry moves.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-13-5-1-3.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.400
Released. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-8-2.
26.000
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Crawlspace wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 26.000 Gravy 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 27-29-26-16-22.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 28-30-25-15-23.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 26-31-28-14-24.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 25-32-27-13-21.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 22-14-29-32-19.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 21-15-31-30-17.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 23-13-30-31-18.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 24-16-32-29-20.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
178 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 7-20-3-20-27.
72.96
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
178 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 5-17-1-19-28.
68.45
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
178 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 8-19-2-18-25.
70.51
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
178 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 6-18-4-17-26.
63.29
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
178 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 10-2-24-21-12.
88.81
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
178 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 11-3-22-22-9.
87.92
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
178 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 9-4-23-24-10.
89.31
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
178 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 12-1-21-23-11.
85.88
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
178 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 3-22-7-4-14.
33.34
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
178 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.6. Last five: 2-21-8-3-16.
29.98
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
178 starts, 13 wins, average finish 10.6. Last five: 1-24-6-1-15.
30.41
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
178 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 4-23-5-2-13.
32.26
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
178 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-11-9-11-5.
5.91
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
178 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-12-10-10-8.
6.91
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
178 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 15-10-11-12-6.
7.26
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
178 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-9-12-9-7.
6.88
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
178 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 18-7-14-5-1.
15.21
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
178 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 17-8-15-7-3.
14.26
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
178 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 19-6-16-8-4.
15.52
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
178 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 20-5-13-6-2.
13.70
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
178 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 31-28-18-26-29.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
178 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 29-25-20-25-31.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 32-27-19-27-32.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
178 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 30-26-17-28-30.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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