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Team Stack · Season 4 · Round 8

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Puck Yeah wins at The Lectern

Puck Yeah took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.300 — 28 +27 3 2.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.492 +0.19 25 +23 0 1.9
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.783 +0.48 26 +23 2 3.1
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.617 +4.32 27 +23 5 5.2
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.933 +0.63 21 +16 0 1.4
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.183 +3.88 22 +16 5 5.2
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.208 +3.91 23 +16 5 5.3
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.70 24 +16 5 5.2
9 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.908 +0.61 12 +3 2 2.9
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.583 +0.28 11 +1 1 2.9
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.750 +0.45 9 -2 1 2.3
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.150 — 10 -2 1 3.2
13 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +4 2 2.6
14 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.908 — 18 +4 2 3.4
15 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.358 +0.06 19 +4 3 3.4
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.333 +0.03 20 +4 2 2.7
17 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.042 — 8 -9 2 3.1
18 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.025 — 5 -13 2 2.4
19 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.583 +0.28 7 -12 2 3.2
20 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.350 +1.05 6 -14 1 3.2
21 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.642 +0.34 16 -5 2 2.8
22 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.392 +0.09 13 -9 1 2.1
23 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.108 — 14 -9 2 3.0
24 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 6.317 +5.02 15 -9 4 4.1
25 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2.133 +0.83 32 +7 2 3.0
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.758 — 29 +3 2 2.8
27 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.850 +0.55 31 +4 2 2.9
28 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.092 — 30 +2 2 2.9
29 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.367 +0.07 3 -26 2 3.2
30 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.467 +0.17 4 -26 2 2.5
31 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.917 — 1 -30 2 2.4
32 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.258 — 2 -30 2 3.1
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 5-7-4-12-7.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 5-7-4-12-7.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-4-3.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-4-3.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-4-3.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
22.617
Well, that was always going to happen.
23.817
Away it goes.
26.000
Wide Load goes to the top of the board.
28.400
It is Puck Yeah!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice The Coaster 26.000 The Coaster 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 29-18-32-31-17.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 32-17-31-29-20.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 30-20-29-30-19.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 31-19-30-32-18.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 13-16-26-22-23.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 15-15-25-21-21.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 16-14-28-24-22.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 14-13-27-23-24.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
142 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 22-22-20-1-27.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
142 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 24-24-18-3-26.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
142 starts, 4 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 21-21-17-4-28.
209.15
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
142 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 23-23-19-2-25.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
142 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 25-26-14-16-1.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
142 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 27-28-13-14-4.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
142 starts, 2 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 26-25-16-15-3.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
142 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.6. Last five: 28-27-15-13-2.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
142 starts, 10 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 3-9-6-19-15.
58.02
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
142 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 2-11-5-18-16.
59.11
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
142 starts, 11 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 4-12-7-20-14.
64.78
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
142 starts, 8 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 1-10-8-17-13.
56.08
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
142 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-9-5-10.
7.44
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
142 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-10-8-11.
6.52
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
142 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-7-11-6-12.
6.73
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
142 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-12-7-9.
6.62
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
142 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 11-2-3-11-7.
10.29
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
142 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-1-2-12-6.
9.79
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
142 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-4-1-9-5.
8.19
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
142 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-3-4-10-8.
9.59
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
142 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 17-32-22-26-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
142 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.3. Last five: 19-30-23-25-31.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
142 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 18-29-21-28-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 20-31-24-27-30.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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