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· Season 7 · Round 16

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Chunk wins at Chute Tower

Chunk took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:03.333 — 6 +5 10 11.3
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:03.333 — 6 +5 10 11.3
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:03.333 — 6 +5 10 11.3
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:03.333 — 6 +5 10 11.3
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:08.528 +5.20 4 +2 5 11.3
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:08.528 +5.20 4 +2 5 11.3
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:08.528 +5.20 4 +2 5 11.3
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:08.528 +5.20 4 +2 5 11.3
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:21.290 +17.96 2 -1 6 10.3
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:21.290 +17.96 2 -1 6 10.3
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:21.290 +17.96 2 -1 6 10.3
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:21.290 +17.96 2 -1 6 10.3
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:21.783 +18.45 3 -1 6 12.5
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:21.783 +18.45 3 -1 6 12.5
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:21.783 +18.45 3 -1 6 12.5
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:21.783 +18.45 3 -1 6 12.5
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:26.328 +23.00 7 +2 11 10.2
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:26.328 +23.00 7 +2 11 10.2
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:26.328 +23.00 7 +2 11 10.2
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:26.328 +23.00 7 +2 11 10.2
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:28.433 +25.10 8 +2 6 11.3
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:28.433 +25.10 8 +2 6 11.3
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:28.433 +25.10 8 +2 6 11.3
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:28.433 +25.10 8 +2 6 11.3
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:28.439 +25.11 5 -2 3 11.5
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:28.439 +25.11 5 -2 3 11.5
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:28.439 +25.11 5 -2 3 11.5
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:28.439 +25.11 5 -2 3 11.5
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:30.660 +27.33 1 -7 9 10.8
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:30.660 +27.33 1 -7 9 10.8
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:30.660 +27.33 1 -7 9 10.8
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:30.660 +27.33 1 -7 9 10.8
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
4.417
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
It is chaos out there.
14.578
Big air for Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 16-7-3-4-2.
18.050
Extraordinary scenes.
21.583
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
26.739
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
29.739
The Lieutenant wins it.
33.583
Right into it goes The Lieutenant. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.944 Sweaty Gerald 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 4.589 Puck Yeah 2.328
Sweeping Curve Metal Pilot Light 6.672 Pilot Light 1.978
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Lil Nugget 8.711 Lil Nugget 1.905
The Drops Metal Lil Nugget 10.117 Puck Yeah 1.172
Laundry Chute Metal Lil Nugget 13.250 The Lieutenant 3.000
Narrow Pipe Metal Lil Nugget 15.833 Big Randy 2.361
The Drops Slick Puck Yeah 18.128 Tender Greg 2.022
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 25.272 Puck Yeah 7.144
Laundry Chute Smooth Puck Yeah 27.144 Puck Yeah 1.872
The Washboard Metal Puck Yeah 29.022 Puck Yeah 1.878
Slick Floor Smooth Puck Yeah 29.739 Puck Yeah 0.717
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
167 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-11-6-6-4.
115.53
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
174 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-8-8-14.
112.21
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-5-8-6-16.
115.71
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
151 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-6-8-8-4.
93.96
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
166 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-9-9-7.
56.87
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
168 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-7-6-7-7.
89.53
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
167 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-7-3-7.
81.72
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
169 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-7-2-7-12.
110.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
165 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 2-5-13-8-5.
64.62
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
166 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-10-2-7-16.
115.54
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
164 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-3-2-5-5.
90.42
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
175 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 2-6-5-4-2.
38.64
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
164 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-8-12-6-2.
66.88
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
172 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-6-15-6.
74.42
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
166 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-5-15-6.
181.60
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
168 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-3-6-13.
66.56
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
175 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-4-1-2-6.
11.25
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
164 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 13-4-13-2-4.
27.52
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
165 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 15-12-4-2-10.
44.77
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
166 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-2-1-2-8.
15.13
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
169 starts, 47 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-4-1-7.
9.11
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
152 starts, 39 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-16-2-14.
13.87
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
175 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-1-8-1-2.
10.88
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
174 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-14-1-3-2.
11.98
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
173 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 11-1-5-9-4.
12.33
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
168 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-5-1-10-4.
23.32
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
158 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-7-4-3-1.
13.33
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
171 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 15-5-4-1-1.
12.18
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-3-3-7-15.
32.26
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
172 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-8-4-11.
64.01
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
169 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-13-3-3-5.
35.82
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
174 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 8-3-14-3-10.
60.38

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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