· Season 7 · Round 18
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:25.678 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:25.678 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:25.678 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:25.678 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:27.928 | +2.25 | 3 | +1 | 8 | 9.5 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:27.928 | +2.25 | 3 | +1 | 8 | 9.5 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:27.928 | +2.25 | 3 | +1 | 8 | 9.5 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:27.928 | +2.25 | 3 | +1 | 8 | 9.5 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:28.812 | +3.13 | 5 | +2 | 6 | 10.2 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:28.812 | +3.13 | 5 | +2 | 6 | 10.2 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:28.812 | +3.13 | 5 | +2 | 6 | 10.2 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:28.812 | +3.13 | 5 | +2 | 6 | 10.2 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:29.017 | +3.34 | 7 | +3 | 7 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:29.017 | +3.34 | 7 | +3 | 7 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:29.017 | +3.34 | 7 | +3 | 7 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:29.017 | +3.34 | 7 | +3 | 7 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:42.911 | +17.23 | 2 | -3 | 5 | 8.6 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:42.911 | +17.23 | 2 | -3 | 5 | 8.6 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:42.911 | +17.23 | 2 | -3 | 5 | 8.6 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:42.911 | +17.23 | 2 | -3 | 5 | 8.6 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:44.844 | +19.17 | 8 | +2 | 9 | 8.6 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:44.844 | +19.17 | 8 | +2 | 9 | 8.6 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:44.844 | +19.17 | 8 | +2 | 9 | 8.6 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:44.844 | +19.17 | 8 | +2 | 9 | 8.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:46.350 | +20.67 | 6 | -1 | 7 | 8.7 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:46.350 | +20.67 | 6 | -1 | 7 | 8.7 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:46.350 | +20.67 | 6 | -1 | 7 | 8.7 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:46.350 | +20.67 | 6 | -1 | 7 | 8.7 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:49.812 | +24.13 | 1 | -7 | 8 | 10.5 |
| 8 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:49.812 | +24.13 | 1 | -7 | 8 | 10.5 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:49.812 | +24.13 | 1 | -7 | 8 | 10.5 |
| 8 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:49.812 | +24.13 | 1 | -7 | 8 | 10.5 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Wide Load is coming through.
11.683
Yolk gets air. Recent finishes: 3-9-4-12-7.
16.033
Sweaty Gerald is going backwards.
19.794
And it all goes wrong. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
24.033
Long John cannot hold position.
28.267
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
30.817
Wide Load is going to win this.
33.817
Wide Load takes it. Career record: 67 wins from 167, average finish 3.9.
40.033
And it all goes wrong.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Sweaty Gerald | 1.950 | Sweaty Gerald 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 4.589 | Wide Load 2.328 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Sweaty Gerald | 7.744 | Old Gristle 3.016 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Yolk | 12.089 | Yolk 3.900 |
| The Drops | Soft fabric | Yolk | 14.189 | Yolk 2.100 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Yolk | 15.839 | Yolk 1.650 |
| Fabric Run | Metal | Yolk | 24.844 | Yolk 9.005 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Yolk | 26.906 | Wide Load 1.883 |
| The Kicker | Slick | Yolk | 28.950 | Wide Load 1.884 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Yolk | 30.528 | Wide Load 1.427 |
| Stairwell | Carpet | Wide Load | 32.111 | Wide Load 1.567 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 33.817 | Wide Load 1.706 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
181 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-6-6-5.
186.24
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
171 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-10-6-6-9.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
155 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-15-13-6-9.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
176 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-5-6-8.
138.14
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
170 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-5-10-7-6.
122.35
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
168 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-7-7-9.
89.99
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
173 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-13-16-5-16.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
172 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-16-14-15-5.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
167 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-2-5-13.
96.90
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
168 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-16-12-8-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
171 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-12-10-8.
212.53
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
169 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-10-7-14-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
166 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-7-6-8-12.
88.95
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
172 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-11-9-7-5.
136.12
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
176 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-9-7-7-7.
140.09
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
166 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 11-2-13-4-13.
23.85
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
169 starts, 13 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 1-6-2-2-15.
21.64
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
179 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-5-4-2-2.
9.90
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
179 starts, 44 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-5-3-11-3.
14.12
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
171 starts, 48 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-1-1-4.
7.23
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
179 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-4-1-3-4.
7.47
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
154 starts, 39 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 12-3-1-1-16.
15.58
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
176 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-15-2-3-1.
11.09
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3
177 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 4-1-14-1-11.
10.52
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
178 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 12-7-8-4-8.
74.81
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
173 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 11-8-5-4-3.
62.72
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-13-4-3-3.
57.67
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
174 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 15-4-4-3-8.
87.02
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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