Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 25

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Chunk wins at Chute Tower

Chunk took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1:56.839 4 +3 9 12.1
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1:56.839 4 +3 9 12.1
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1:56.839 4 +3 9 12.1
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1:56.839 4 +3 9 12.1
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:14.377 +17.54 7 +5 10 12.1
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:14.377 +17.54 7 +5 10 12.1
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:14.377 +17.54 7 +5 10 12.1
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:14.377 +17.54 7 +5 10 12.1
3 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:15.540 +18.70 8 +5 6 10.6
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:15.540 +18.70 8 +5 6 10.6
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:15.540 +18.70 8 +5 6 10.6
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:15.540 +18.70 8 +5 6 10.6
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:20.211 +23.37 5 +1 9 11.3
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:20.211 +23.37 5 +1 9 11.3
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:20.211 +23.37 5 +1 9 11.3
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:20.211 +23.37 5 +1 9 11.3
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:27.933 +31.09 6 +1 4 10.4
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:27.933 +31.09 6 +1 4 10.4
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:27.933 +31.09 6 +1 4 10.4
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:27.933 +31.09 6 +1 4 10.4
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.449 +32.61 3 -3 7 12.7
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.449 +32.61 3 -3 7 12.7
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.449 +32.61 3 -3 7 12.7
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:29.449 +32.61 3 -3 7 12.7
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:29.605 +32.77 2 -5 7 10.6
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:29.605 +32.77 2 -5 7 10.6
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:29.605 +32.77 2 -5 7 10.6
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:29.605 +32.77 2 -5 7 10.6
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:31.767 +34.93 1 -7 8 10.8
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:31.767 +34.93 1 -7 8 10.8
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:31.767 +34.93 1 -7 8 10.8
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:31.767 +34.93 1 -7 8 10.8
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.417
Look at that.
7.850
Custard finds trouble. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
14.050
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 14-5-2-4-3.
17.456
You do not see that every day.
20.917
Big air for Big Randy.
29.067
Wide Load has it. Recent finishes: 12-1-1-12-2.
30.667
They are going to the line together.
34.067
It is Chunk! Career record: 61 wins from 194, average finish 3.7.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Honey Mustard 1.956 Wide Load 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 4.583 Custard 2.567
Sweeping Curve Metal Honey Mustard 6.272 Honey Mustard 1.689
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Honey Mustard 8.100 Honey Mustard 1.828
The Drops Metal Honey Mustard 9.494 Wide Load 1.284
Laundry Chute Metal Honey Mustard 12.706 Chunk 2.656
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 15.339 Wide Load 2.267
The Drops Slick Custard 17.878 Wide Load 2.150
Rotating Drum Metal Custard 26.400 Wide Load 7.611
Laundry Chute Smooth Custard 28.594 Chunk 1.878
The Washboard Metal Honey Mustard 31.344 Wide Load 1.989
Slick Floor Smooth Wide Load 32.067 Wide Load 0.728
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 PCK The Pucks 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
175 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-15-5-7-14.
155.35
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-7-7-5-3.
69.06
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-5-14-5-13.
145.41
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
183 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-6-5-3.
84.07
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
180 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-6-16-6-8.
171.40
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
171 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-6-8-8-5.
53.60
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
179 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 1-8-5-10-6.
62.49
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
175 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-8-8-6-7.
60.86
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
170 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-10-6-8.
48.89
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
175 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-12-7-8.
133.45
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
184 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-12-7-5.
94.21
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
176 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 15-6-14-13-7.
200.26
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
175 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-11-8-8-11.
86.13
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
174 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-5-8-4-8.
104.96
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
176 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-11-8-6-5.
125.63
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
180 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 13-5-2-8-9.
81.32
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
170 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-1-2-11.
12.15
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
185 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 6-4-16-7-3.
21.60
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
174 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-3-1-11-10.
16.10
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
176 starts, 13 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 9-4-4-3-3.
23.05
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
187 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-5-2-8.
9.41
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
176 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 11-1-2-13-5.
14.07
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
183 starts, 46 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-15-1-2-3.
14.28
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
159 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 10-1-2-2-1.
12.53
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
167 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 12-2-1-1-7.
21.02
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
180 starts, 90 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-8-1-4-1.
9.81
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
177 starts, 78 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-3-9-1-2.
11.56
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
181 starts, 83 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 8-2-6-1-1.
11.15
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
180 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-4-6-4.
41.69
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
181 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-9-4-12-7.
46.77
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
179 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 14-3-10-4-4.
69.16
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
165 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 16-3-2-13-4.
86.83

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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