· Season 7 · Round 27
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:14.439 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 11.4 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:14.439 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 11.4 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:14.439 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 11.4 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:14.439 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 11.4 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:15.094 | +0.66 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:15.094 | +0.66 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:15.094 | +0.66 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:15.094 | +0.66 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:36.423 | +21.98 | 8 | +5 | 5 | 9.8 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:36.423 | +21.98 | 8 | +5 | 5 | 9.8 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:36.423 | +21.98 | 8 | +5 | 5 | 9.8 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:36.423 | +21.98 | 8 | +5 | 5 | 9.8 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:37.640 | +23.20 | 7 | +3 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:37.640 | +23.20 | 7 | +3 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:37.640 | +23.20 | 7 | +3 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:37.640 | +23.20 | 7 | +3 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:41.394 | +26.96 | 1 | -4 | 11 | 9.8 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:41.394 | +26.96 | 1 | -4 | 11 | 9.8 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:41.394 | +26.96 | 1 | -4 | 11 | 9.8 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:41.394 | +26.96 | 1 | -4 | 11 | 9.8 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:45.711 | +31.27 | 3 | -3 | 10 | 9.8 |
| 6 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:45.711 | +31.27 | 3 | -3 | 10 | 9.8 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:45.711 | +31.27 | 3 | -3 | 10 | 9.8 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:45.711 | +31.27 | 3 | -3 | 10 | 9.8 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:46.917 | +32.48 | 5 | -2 | 10 | 12.4 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:46.917 | +32.48 | 5 | -2 | 10 | 12.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:46.917 | +32.48 | 5 | -2 | 10 | 12.4 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:46.917 | +32.48 | 5 | -2 | 10 | 12.4 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:50.767 | +36.33 | 6 | -2 | 8 | 11.2 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:50.767 | +36.33 | 6 | -2 | 8 | 11.2 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:50.767 | +36.33 | 6 | -2 | 8 | 11.2 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:50.767 | +36.33 | 6 | -2 | 8 | 11.2 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.167
The lead changes hands. The Lieutenant. Career record: 50 wins from 181, average finish 3.9.
10.706
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 12-3-1-1-1.
15.256
That is not going to help.
22.761
Look at that.
26.839
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
28.400
Slapper has it. Recent finishes: 12-3-1-1-1.
30.422
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
33.822
Slapper takes it. Career record: 83 wins from 184, average finish 3.5.
40.033
Sweaty Gerald is last now.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Radiator | 1.950 | Radiator 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Slapper | 4.511 | Slapper 2.261 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 7.483 | The Lieutenant 2.905 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 11.044 | Slapper 3.539 |
| The Drops | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 13.067 | Slapper 2.011 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 14.578 | The Lieutenant 1.511 |
| Fabric Run | Metal | The Lieutenant | 22.389 | The Lieutenant 7.811 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 24.222 | The Lieutenant 1.833 |
| The Kicker | Slick | The Lieutenant | 26.050 | The Lieutenant 1.828 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Slapper | 27.978 | Slapper 1.406 |
| Stairwell | Carpet | Slapper | 29.622 | Slapper 1.644 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 31.400 | Slapper 1.778 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
189 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-7-7-5.
105.29
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
176 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-15-5-7.
205.54
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
185 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-5-7-6.
206.16
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
160 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-5-14-5.
195.09
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
181 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-6-16-6.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
172 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-6-8-8.
85.16
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
181 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-6-1-8-5.
100.91
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
171 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-7-10-6.
85.51
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2
185 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-6-12-7.
157.81
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
176 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-7-12-7.
172.26
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4
178 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-15-6-14.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
177 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-5-11-8-6.
172.57
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
182 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-8-13-5-2.
121.22
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
176 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-11-8-8.
138.63
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
175 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-2-5-8-4.
170.95
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
171 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-4-3-1-2.
12.29
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
186 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-6-4-16-7.
21.64
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
178 starts, 13 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 6-2-9-4-4.
35.76
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
177 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-11-1-2-13.
14.03
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
160 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-10-1-2-2.
10.66
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
184 starts, 46 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-1-15-1-2.
12.64
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
189 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-1-1-5.
9.84
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
182 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-4-3-4-4.
57.14
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
182 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-9-4-12.
48.80
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-16-3-2-13.
72.47
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
180 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-14-3-10-4.
72.93
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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