· Season 7 · Round 34
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Stubbs wins at Chute Tower
Stubbs took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Thick Rick finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:09.021 | — | 4 | +3 | 7 | 13.1 |
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:09.021 | — | 4 | +3 | 7 | 13.1 |
| 1 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:09.021 | — | 4 | +3 | 7 | 13.1 |
| 1 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:09.021 | — | 4 | +3 | 7 | 13.1 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:11.622 | +2.60 | 7 | +5 | 8 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:11.622 | +2.60 | 7 | +5 | 8 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:11.622 | +2.60 | 7 | +5 | 8 | 12.3 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:11.622 | +2.60 | 7 | +5 | 8 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:17.666 | +8.65 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:17.666 | +8.65 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:17.666 | +8.65 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:17.666 | +8.65 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:23.756 | +14.74 | 1 | -3 | 7 | 10.6 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:23.756 | +14.74 | 1 | -3 | 7 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:23.756 | +14.74 | 1 | -3 | 7 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:23.756 | +14.74 | 1 | -3 | 7 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:27.044 | +18.02 | 8 | +3 | 6 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:27.044 | +18.02 | 8 | +3 | 6 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:27.044 | +18.02 | 8 | +3 | 6 | 10.4 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:27.044 | +18.02 | 8 | +3 | 6 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:27.227 | +18.21 | 5 | -1 | 6 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:27.227 | +18.21 | 5 | -1 | 6 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:27.227 | +18.21 | 5 | -1 | 6 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:27.227 | +18.21 | 5 | -1 | 6 | 10.9 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:29.762 | +20.74 | 2 | -5 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:29.762 | +20.74 | 2 | -5 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:29.762 | +20.74 | 2 | -5 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:29.762 | +20.74 | 2 | -5 | 8 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:34.055 | +25.03 | 6 | -2 | 9 | 10.6 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:34.055 | +25.03 | 6 | -2 | 9 | 10.6 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:34.055 | +25.03 | 6 | -2 | 9 | 10.6 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:34.055 | +25.03 | 6 | -2 | 9 | 10.6 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.6 contacts an event coming in.
3.900
The lead changes hands. Slapper. Career record: 84 wins from 188, average finish 3.5.
8.033
They will not want to see that again.
12.100
And Slapper takes flight.
16.178
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.828
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 7-7-4-15-8.
26.378
Slapper has it. Recent finishes: 15-2-2-1-12.
29.378
It is Stubbs! Career record: 15 wins from 183, average finish 4.8.
37.522
That is a big one for The Kidney.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | The Kidney | 1.950 | Slapper 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 4.450 | Slapper 2.511 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Slapper | 5.994 | Slapper 1.544 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | Slapper | 7.711 | Slapper 1.717 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 8.978 | Old Gristle 1.239 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Slapper | 11.067 | Slapper 2.089 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 13.361 | Slapper 2.294 |
| The Drops | Slick | Slapper | 15.506 | Slapper 2.145 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 22.478 | Slapper 6.972 |
| Laundry Chute | Smooth | Slapper | 24.333 | Slapper 1.855 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Slapper | 26.511 | Old Gristle 2.106 |
| Slick Floor | Smooth | Slapper | 29.378 | Old Gristle 0.772 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 2-8-6-10-6.
100.80
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
167 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-16-12-6-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
181 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-15-6-9.
129.96
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
180 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-7-15-5.
132.98
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
185 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-14-8-16-6.
148.12
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
186 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-5-11-8-11.
71.65
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
181 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-8-8-9.
66.63
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
183 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-13-11-3-5.
137.76
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
185 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-7-9-5-16.
88.23
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
176 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-7-4-3-10.
78.80
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
180 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-16-4-8-5.
103.54
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
182 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-4-8-9-11.
126.70
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
182 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-4-8-6-4.
102.05
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
188 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-7-4-1-7.
47.60
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
175 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-2-14-5-2.
12.63
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
185 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-6-4-5-7.
27.08
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
192 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-5-4-5-2.
14.14
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
190 starts, 47 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 15-1-3-14-2.
22.33
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
181 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 8-1-2-2-3.
11.34
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
184 starts, 83 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 12-3-1-1-1.
11.32
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
171 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-12-1-1-12.
14.48
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
190 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 9-3-4-13-1.
15.32
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
187 starts, 94 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 3-2-1-1-10.
6.76
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
185 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 16-6-9-7-14.
113.94
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
186 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 6-10-7-14-5.
55.17
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
173 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 11-6-5-10-7.
66.75
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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