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· Season 7 · Round 36

Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing

The Coaster took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:17.156 — 7 +6 5 11.2
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:17.156 — 7 +6 5 11.2
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:17.156 — 7 +6 5 11.2
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:17.156 — 7 +6 5 11.2
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.745 +1.59 2 0 10 10.9
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.745 +1.59 2 0 10 10.9
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.745 +1.59 2 0 10 10.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.745 +1.59 2 0 10 10.9
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:28.983 +11.83 3 0 10 9.0
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:28.983 +11.83 3 0 10 9.0
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:28.983 +11.83 3 0 10 9.0
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:28.983 +11.83 3 0 10 9.0
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.751 +16.60 1 -3 6 10.1
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.751 +16.60 1 -3 6 10.1
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.751 +16.60 1 -3 6 10.1
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.751 +16.60 1 -3 6 10.1
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:38.706 +21.55 5 0 8 10.1
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:38.706 +21.55 5 0 8 10.1
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:38.706 +21.55 5 0 8 10.1
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:38.706 +21.55 5 0 8 10.1
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:40.889 +23.73 6 0 11 8.9
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:40.889 +23.73 6 0 11 8.9
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:40.889 +23.73 6 0 11 8.9
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:40.889 +23.73 6 0 11 8.9
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:42.900 +25.74 4 -3 8 9.3
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:42.900 +25.74 4 -3 8 9.3
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:42.900 +25.74 4 -3 8 9.3
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:42.900 +25.74 4 -3 8 9.3
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:45.372 +28.22 8 0 11 8.2
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:45.372 +28.22 8 0 11 8.2
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:45.372 +28.22 8 0 11 8.2
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:45.372 +28.22 8 0 11 8.2
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.567
And it's Gravy in front now.
11.611
That is not going to help.
16.450
The Coaster gets hit hard.
20.250
That is not going to help.
24.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
27.922
That is not going to help.
29.856
Gravy has it.
31.333
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
34.733
The Coaster takes it.
40.033
Lil Nugget cannot hold position.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Butter Bean 1.944 Butter Bean 1.944
Smooth Descent Carpet The Coaster 4.444 Gravy 2.277
Sweeping Curve Carpet Gravy 7.317 Gravy 2.773
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 11.106 Gravy 3.789
The Drops Soft fabric Gravy 13.267 Lil Nugget 2.012
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 14.989 Gravy 1.722
Fabric Run Metal Gravy 24.278 The Coaster 8.861
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 26.172 The Coaster 1.806
The Kicker Slick Gravy 28.078 Gravy 1.906
Carpet Flat Smooth Gravy 29.528 The Coaster 1.427
Stairwell Carpet Gravy 31.106 Gravy 1.578
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 32.856 Gravy 1.750
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-2-8-6-10.
121.18
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
168 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-16-12-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
184 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-5-6-8.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-7-6-5.
95.94
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
189 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-8-4-5.
218.77
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
181 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-5-7-15.
166.36
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
186 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-14-8-16.
176.11
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
182 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-7-8-8.
99.14
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
187 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-7-3-7-9.
118.77
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
184 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-7-13-11-3.
167.06
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
189 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-15-3-7.
126.41
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
178 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-14-7-4.
153.77
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
189 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-4-7-4-1.
69.35
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
181 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-4-16-4-8.
119.70
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
185 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-2-4-13-4.
151.69
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
183 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 4-5-4-8-9.
181.06
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
193 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 6-2-5-4-5.
16.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
177 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-6-1-2-14.
13.41
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
182 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-6-10-2-8.
20.66
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
186 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 6-2-6-4-5.
26.57
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
169 starts, 42 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-7-2-1-2.
13.82
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
182 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-1-2-2.
10.44
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
191 starts, 47 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-15-1-3-14.
17.50
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
196 starts, 62 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-1-2-8.
10.03
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
191 starts, 86 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-9-3-4-13.
11.12
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
189 starts, 96 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-3-2-1.
5.88
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
185 starts, 84 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-12-3-1-1.
8.93
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
173 starts, 70 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 8-1-3-12-1.
23.74
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
186 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-16-6-9-7.
100.33
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
174 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-11-6-5-10.
57.70
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
191 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-3-6-12.
55.15
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
187 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-6-10-7-14.
57.63

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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