· Season 7 · Round 45
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:21.261 | — | 1 | 0 | 42 | 11.5 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:21.261 | — | 1 | 0 | 42 | 11.5 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:21.261 | — | 1 | 0 | 42 | 11.5 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:21.261 | — | 1 | 0 | 42 | 11.5 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:58.883 | +37.62 | 3 | +1 | 40 | 11.0 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:58.883 | +37.62 | 3 | +1 | 40 | 11.0 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:58.883 | +37.62 | 3 | +1 | 40 | 11.0 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:58.883 | +37.62 | 3 | +1 | 40 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:10.561 | +49.30 | 6 | +3 | 35 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:10.561 | +49.30 | 6 | +3 | 35 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:10.561 | +49.30 | 6 | +3 | 35 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 8:10.561 | +49.30 | 6 | +3 | 35 | 11.4 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:45.055 | +83.79 | 8 | +4 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:45.055 | +83.79 | 8 | +4 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:45.055 | +83.79 | 8 | +4 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:45.055 | +83.79 | 8 | +4 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:50.771 | +89.51 | 4 | -1 | 34 | 13.1 |
| 5 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:50.771 | +89.51 | 4 | -1 | 34 | 13.1 |
| 5 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:50.771 | +89.51 | 4 | -1 | 34 | 13.1 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:50.771 | +89.51 | 4 | -1 | 34 | 13.1 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.389 | +96.13 | 5 | -1 | 41 | 11.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.389 | +96.13 | 5 | -1 | 41 | 11.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.389 | +96.13 | 5 | -1 | 41 | 11.5 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.389 | +96.13 | 5 | -1 | 41 | 11.5 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:18.999 | +117.74 | 7 | 0 | 41 | 11.5 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:18.999 | +117.74 | 7 | 0 | 41 | 11.5 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:18.999 | +117.74 | 7 | 0 | 41 | 11.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:18.999 | +117.74 | 7 | 0 | 41 | 11.5 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:21.684 | +120.42 | 2 | -6 | 48 | 11.3 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:21.684 | +120.42 | 2 | -6 | 48 | 11.3 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:21.684 | +120.42 | 2 | -6 | 48 | 11.3 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:21.684 | +120.42 | 2 | -6 | 48 | 11.3 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble.
4.933
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle.
11.850
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 1-14-1-3-2.
15.528
And Slapper takes flight.
23.194
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
27.122
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
30.617
Radiator is completely off the deck.
35.067
The Heel gets hit hard. Averaging 9.2 contacts an event coming in.
41.311
Honey Mustard is airborne.
44.928
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-9-1.
48.539
That is a big one for Refried Ron. Averaging 11.2 contacts an event coming in.
53.333
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle. Career record: 51 wins from 202, average finish 4.1.
59.661
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
1:03.206
Up goes Old Gristle.
1:06.811
Big air for Slapper.
1:10.211
They will not want to see that again.
1:13.872
Slapper gets air.
1:18.756
The Heel gets air.
1:24.400
Up goes Radiator.
1:28.878
Right into it goes Slapper.
1:36.967
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:41.806
No idea what happened there.
1:45.267
Radiator finds trouble.
1:49.417
That is a big one for Slapper.
1:58.667
Old Gristle has it.
2:01.667
Slapper wins it.
2:06.106
It is chaos out there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Heel | 1.983 | The Heel 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 5.183 | Old Gristle 2.911 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 8.044 | Slapper 2.428 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 11.039 | Old Gristle 2.995 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 12.872 | Slapper 1.689 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 15.033 | Slapper 1.972 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 16.750 | Slapper 1.316 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 18.883 | Old Gristle 2.133 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 20.417 | Old Gristle 1.534 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 22.761 | Old Gristle 2.344 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 24.833 | Old Gristle 2.072 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 26.683 | Honey Mustard 1.806 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 29.272 | Honey Mustard 2.411 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 35.178 | Slapper 5.834 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 38.522 | Slapper 3.228 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 40.550 | Slapper 1.866 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 42.406 | Slapper 1.339 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 46.439 | Slapper 0.528 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 54.217 | Old Gristle 2.884 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 57.633 | Squish 1.422 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:00.883 | Squish 1.567 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:02.644 | Squish 1.394 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:05.756 | Squish 1.517 |
| The Gap | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:08.917 | Squish 1.805 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:10.778 | Squish 1.467 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:13.217 | Squish 2.344 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:16.883 | Squish 2.823 |
| Big Air | Metal | Squish | 1:21.172 | Slapper 3.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:23.628 | Slapper 2.194 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:27.206 | Crooked Pete 2.683 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:34.239 | Crooked Pete 4.117 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:36.639 | Squish 2.361 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:39.306 | Crooked Pete 2.433 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:41.417 | Slapper 2.012 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:45.206 | Old Gristle 3.789 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:48.150 | Crooked Pete 2.767 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:52.294 | Old Gristle 4.144 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:55.389 | Slapper 2.716 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:59.311 | Honey Mustard 1.333 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Old Gristle | 2:01.667 | Honey Mustard 1.239 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
197 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-6-6-5.
91.69
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-6-6-6.
84.29
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
193 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-8-6-5.
102.46
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
175 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-1-8-6.
133.82
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
195 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-5-7-5-5.
101.79
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
191 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-7-5-8-7.
122.70
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
190 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-8-3-5.
117.23
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
186 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 1-6-8-8-8.
117.69
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
193 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-8-6-8.
70.95
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
186 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-7-7-10-4.
166.60
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
195 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-6-7-4.
81.86
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
193 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-15-6-7.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
189 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-7-7-4-5.
98.20
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
184 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 12-3-14-1-1.
21.74
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
197 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-1-1-5-6.
9.97
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
196 starts, 16 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-3-12-1-1.
27.83
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
198 starts, 49 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-13-5-4-14.
15.52
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
201 starts, 63 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-16-5-4-1.
11.64
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
175 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 10-2-4-11-1.
17.13
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
189 starts, 52 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-15-2-4-1.
14.47
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2
180 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-14-1-11-2.
16.55
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3
197 starts, 98 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-10-3-2-12.
9.20
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
192 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 11-4-2-3-3.
66.60
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
198 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-9-2-3-3.
45.66
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
192 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 6-4-2-3-3.
45.52
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
181 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 8-4-3-9-3.
43.73
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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