· Season 7 · Round 9
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:20.839 | — | 2 | +1 | 6 | 10.0 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:20.839 | — | 2 | +1 | 6 | 10.0 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:20.839 | — | 2 | +1 | 6 | 10.0 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:20.839 | — | 2 | +1 | 6 | 10.0 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:21.883 | +1.04 | 6 | +4 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:21.883 | +1.04 | 6 | +4 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:21.883 | +1.04 | 6 | +4 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:21.883 | +1.04 | 6 | +4 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:25.172 | +4.33 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:25.172 | +4.33 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 11.0 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:25.172 | +4.33 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:25.172 | +4.33 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 11.0 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:37.311 | +16.47 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 9.1 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:37.311 | +16.47 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 9.1 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:37.311 | +16.47 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 9.1 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:37.311 | +16.47 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 9.1 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:39.956 | +19.12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 9.1 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:39.956 | +19.12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 9.1 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:39.956 | +19.12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 9.1 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:39.956 | +19.12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 9.1 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:42.394 | +21.56 | 1 | -5 | 9 | 10.2 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:42.394 | +21.56 | 1 | -5 | 9 | 10.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:42.394 | +21.56 | 1 | -5 | 9 | 10.2 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:42.394 | +21.56 | 1 | -5 | 9 | 10.2 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:46.733 | +25.89 | 8 | +1 | 13 | 11.0 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:46.733 | +25.89 | 8 | +1 | 13 | 11.0 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:46.733 | +25.89 | 8 | +1 | 13 | 11.0 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:46.733 | +25.89 | 8 | +1 | 13 | 11.0 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:48.155 | +27.32 | 7 | -1 | 6 | 8.8 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:48.155 | +27.32 | 7 | -1 | 6 | 8.8 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:48.155 | +27.32 | 7 | -1 | 6 | 8.8 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:48.155 | +27.32 | 7 | -1 | 6 | 8.8 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.7 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Look at that.
12.500
Big air for Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 2-14-1-3-2.
16.033
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-14-1-3-2.
24.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
27.494
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 2-14-1-3-2.
30.900
Well, that was always going to happen.
31.283
Old Gristle is going to win this.
34.300
It is The Coaster!
40.033
Absolute carnage.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Kidney | 1.956 | Radiator 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 4.561 | The Coaster 2.355 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 7.539 | Honey Mustard 2.978 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 11.439 | Old Gristle 3.439 |
| The Drops | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 13.456 | The Coaster 2.017 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 15.000 | The Coaster 1.544 |
| Fabric Run | Metal | The Coaster | 23.806 | The Coaster 8.806 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 25.628 | The Coaster 1.822 |
| The Kicker | Slick | The Coaster | 27.467 | The Coaster 1.839 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Old Gristle | 30.950 | Old Gristle 1.450 |
| Stairwell | Carpet | Old Gristle | 32.550 | Old Gristle 1.600 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 34.283 | Old Gristle 1.733 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
148 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-4-6-6-7.
145.74
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
173 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-7-8-6-4.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
169 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-4-6-5.
136.39
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
161 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-8-2-4-9.
107.21
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
163 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-7-6-5-4.
138.33
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-7-4-6.
180.37
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
165 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-7-5-6-6.
162.52
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
162 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-7-7-5.
121.86
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
163 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-8-5-8-6.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
158 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-11-8-8-8.
173.25
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-8-8-8.
118.69
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
160 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-4-6-8-5.
121.03
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
169 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 15-6-5-13-7.
171.81
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-7-12-6.
141.67
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
163 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-9-5-8.
149.13
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
159 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-11-3-2.
17.15
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
160 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-2-3-6-3.
27.97
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
171 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 6-4-16-2-2.
28.21
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
166 starts, 41 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 7-2-7-1-4.
26.10
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
171 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-1-8-4.
11.10
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
150 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 16-2-14-1-4.
22.85
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
164 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-3-2-1-1.
10.78
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
170 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 10-3-15-7-2.
79.56
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-7-15-4-5.
60.72
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
164 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 2-5-3-7-4.
40.24
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
164 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-3-10-7-14.
98.69
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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