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Derby · Season 6 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.708 — 12 +11 41 10.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.542 +0.83 11 +9 28 10.4
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.525 +5.82 4 +1 4 9.7
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.067 +6.36 3 -1 8 9.5
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.392 +9.68 16 +11 21 10.4
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:56.700 +17.99 7 +1 14 9.8
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 5 9.8
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 0 12 10.0
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +5 12 10.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 9.9
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Honey Mustard FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 3.2
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.9
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 5-8-16-12-6.
6.217
They will not want to see that again.
14.125
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 1-4-1-1-3.
20.833
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
27.250
Gravy takes the lead. Career record: 42 wins from 170, average finish 3.9.
36.375
There is nothing left of it.
42.650
They felt that in the back row.
47.742
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
52.100
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 5-9-4-5-4.
1:01.400
Tube Sock takes the lead.
1:06.200
That is a long way off the ground.
1:13.875
Tube Sock has put Tender Greg out. Recent finishes: 2-11-3-11-6.
1:20.492
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:28.133
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:32.925
Puck Yeah is out, and Pilot Light did it.
1:41.892
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:47.258
The Kidney has stalled.
1:52.883
And it all goes wrong.
2:06.942
Pilot Light is losing bits.
2:11.642
That has come off.
2:16.400
Old Gristle takes the lead.
2:21.583
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
2:26.208
That is real damage.
2:36.675
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:40.858
Pilot Light is out.
2:47.358
That has come off.
2:55.100
Gravy goes to the front.
3:04.042
Stubbs is going nowhere.
3:13.283
Gravy leaves something behind.
3:18.100
This is the last of it.
3:22.467
Up it goes.
3:30.692
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:35.708
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:38.708
Gravy wins the derby.
3:46.350
The Kidney is going nowhere.
3:51.617
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 14.950 Old Gristle 14.950
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 34.342 Gravy 16.900
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 54.308 Tube Sock 18.350
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:13.700 Tender Greg 18.359
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:30.592 Gravy 16.892
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:48.117 Gravy 17.525
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:09.025 Old Gristle 17.167
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:27.717 Old Gristle 17.225
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:44.825 Gravy 16.441
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:59.742 Gravy 14.234
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:18.100 Damp Kevin 18.266
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:38.708 Old Gristle 17.742
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
127 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-9-12-12-5.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
129 starts, 7 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-16-5-2-4.
36.58
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
140 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-7-3-7.
2.58
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
125 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-3-3-4-1.
2.46
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
128 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 9-13-13-3-8.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
128 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 5-5-5-10-10.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
122 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-12-7-8-7.
114.63
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
117 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-9-15-16-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
126 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-5-4-2-2.
62.32
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
130 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-8-14-10-8.
130.68
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
137 starts, 33 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 5-1-3-14-2.
4.32
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
143 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-7-1-11-6.
27.38
8
Slapper The Pucks
126 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-11-13-10-12.
144.55
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
125 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 15-8-15-3-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
132 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-14-13-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 11-9-14-4-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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