Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 15

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
FULL TIME Fairness
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Slapper wins at The Bollard

Slapper took The Bollard — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2.842 28 +27 2 2.4
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.308 25 +23 0 1.6
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.117 +2.28 26 +23 5 5.2
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.133 +2.29 27 +23 5 5.2
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.550 19 +14 2 2.9
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.758 20 +14 2 3.4
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.375 17 +10 0 2.3
8 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.575 18 +10 3 2.7
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.825 21 +12 0 1.4
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.16 22 +12 5 5.1
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.150 +2.31 23 +12 4 5.2
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.16 24 +12 5 5.2
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.275 11 -2 2 2.8
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.908 9 -5 1 2.6
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.400 10 -5 3 2.8
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 5.000 +2.16 12 -4 3 4.1
17 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.375 15 -2 2 2.9
18 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.708 16 -2 1 2.5
19 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.358 13 -6 1 2.5
20 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.358 14 -6 3 2.8
21 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.442 4 -17 2 3.2
22 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.350 2 -20 3 3.1
23 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.842 1 -22 2 2.2
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 5.817 +2.98 3 -21 4 3.7
25 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.708 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.925 30 +4 2 3.7
27 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.075 31 +4 2 2.9
28 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.300 32 +4 2 3.1
29 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.458 5 -24 2 2.2
30 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.675 8 -22 2 3.2
31 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 4.642 +1.80 6 -25 5 6.1
32 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.925 +0.08 7 -25 4 3.8
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 4-11-1-5-3.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-7-2.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 4-11-1-5-3.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 4-11-1-5-3.
22.817
No idea what happened there.
24.017
Released.
26.000
Puck Yeah goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Slapper wins the Games. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-2-1.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete Old Gristle 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Wide Load 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
199 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 30-28-15-29-29.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 31-26-13-7-30.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 29-25-14-31-32.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 32-27-16-8-32.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-31-19-16-22.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
200 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 21-29-18-21-22.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 23-30-17-24-23.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
200 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 24-32-20-15-23.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
198 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 7-15-24-10-2.
84.43
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
200 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 6-14-23-9-1.
74.97
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
199 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 8-13-21-3-6.
70.13
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
202 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 5-16-22-4-8.
76.25
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
198 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 17-19-26-12-7.
127.24
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
199 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 18-18-28-5-4.
122.45
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
201 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 19-20-25-11-6.
131.94
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
201 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 20-17-27-8-3.
127.72
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
199 starts, 15 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 1-11-1-6-19.
13.13
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
199 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 4-10-4-20-17.
13.50
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
200 starts, 12 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 2-12-3-5-18.
13.63
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
201 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 3-9-2-17-19.
12.76
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
201 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-7-7-1-10.
7.22
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
198 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-8-8-2-9.
7.84
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
201 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-5-6-11-15.
6.72
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
199 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-6-5-12-13.
7.42
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
199 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-4-12-4-14.
22.96
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
201 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-1-9-16-12.
25.54
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
199 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 13-2-11-13-11.
22.39
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
200 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-3-10-3-15.
23.22
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 27-23-32-14-27.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
202 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 25-21-31-25-26.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
200 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 28-24-29-13-28.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
199 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 26-22-30-26-27.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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