Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 16

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Crawlspace wins at The Lectern

Crawlspace took The Lectern — Relay for the Basement Heat. Pilot Light finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.600 16 +15 2 2.9
2 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.208 15 +13 1 2.9
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.125 +0.53 13 +10 0 2.1
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.075 14 +10 2 2.9
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.608 +0.01 28 +23 3 2.6
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.675 +0.08 25 +19 0 1.6
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2.208 +0.61 26 +19 2 2.9
8 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6.075 +4.48 27 +19 4 5.2
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.792 +0.19 21 +12 0 1.4
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.200 +3.60 22 +12 5 5.2
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.167 +3.57 23 +12 5 5.3
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.40 24 +12 5 5.3
13 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.908 +0.31 8 -5 3 2.5
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.642 +1.04 7 -7 2 3.1
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.992 5 -10 2 2.4
16 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.025 +0.43 6 -10 3 3.1
17 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.583 20 +3 2 3.6
18 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.708 +0.11 19 +1 3 2.6
19 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 17 -2 2 2.6
20 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.125 18 -2 1 3.2
21 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.992 +0.39 4 -17 2 3.2
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.108 1 -21 2 2.1
23 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.258 3 -20 1 3.4
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.617 +0.02 2 -22 2 3.2
25 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.700 +0.10 9 -16 1 2.1
26 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.433 +0.83 12 -14 2 2.9
27 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.483 10 -17 2 3.4
28 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.908 +0.31 11 -17 1 2.8
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.500 +0.90 32 +3 2 3.4
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 29 -1 2 2.8
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2.458 +0.86 31 0 2 3.3
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.875 30 -2 2 3.7
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-7-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-7-2.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 4-11-1-5-3.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-7-2.
15.800
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-7-2.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Next one goes up.
23.075
No luck for Puck Yeah.
24.275
Released.
26.000
Wide Load goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Crawlspace wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Slapper 26.000 Slapper 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 BEA The Beans 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 27-7-30-28-15.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 26-29-25-14-31.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 25-32-27-16-8.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
199 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 28-31-26-13-7.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
200 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 17-8-22-31-19.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 18-24-32-20-15.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 19-23-30-17-24.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 20-21-29-18-21.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
203 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 14-5-16-22-4.
125.33
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
201 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 13-6-14-23-9.
120.31
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
200 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-4-7-15-24.
142.48
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
200 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-8-13-21-3.
123.92
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
200 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 12-18-18-28-5.
159.84
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
202 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 11-20-17-27-8.
162.74
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
202 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 9-19-20-25-11.
156.63
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
200 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 10-5-17-19-26.
178.23
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
200 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 21-4-10-4-20.
66.69
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
202 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 23-3-9-2-17.
66.26
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
200 starts, 15 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 22-1-11-1-6.
66.56
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
202 starts, 12 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 24-3-2-12-3.
76.80
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
202 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-11-5-6-11.
7.09
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
203 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-1-10-7-7.
4.90
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
199 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 2-9-8-8-2.
6.96
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
200 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-12-6-5-12.
7.12
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
203 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-2-16-1-9.
10.41
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
201 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-15-3-10-3.
11.24
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
200 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-14-4-12-4.
10.64
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
200 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 7-13-2-11-13.
10.37
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
201 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 31-28-24-29-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
199 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 32-27-23-32-14.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
203 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 30-25-21-31-25.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
201 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 29-6-26-22-30.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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