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Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 20

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Butter Bean wins at The Ironing Board

Butter Bean took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. The Kidney finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.058 — 12 +11 2 2.9
2 The Kidney BEA The Beans 0.692 — 9 +7 2 2.7
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.017 +0.96 10 +7 2 2.9
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.117 +1.06 11 +7 2 2.8
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.392 +1.33 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 4.950 +3.89 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.383 +4.33 23 +16 5 5.1
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.94 24 +16 5 5.0
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.342 +0.28 25 +16 0 1.7
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.300 +4.24 26 +16 5 5.0
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.450 +4.39 27 +16 4 5.1
12 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.94 28 +16 5 5.0
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.942 +0.88 16 +3 2 2.9
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3.008 +1.95 15 +1 2 2.9
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 -2 2 2.7
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.108 +1.05 14 -2 3 2.8
17 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2.858 +1.80 20 +3 1 2.7
18 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.533 +0.48 18 0 3 2.7
19 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.058 — 19 0 2 3.0
20 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -3 2 2.6
21 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.925 +1.87 7 -14 2 3.4
22 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.558 +0.50 8 -14 2 2.5
23 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.675 +0.62 5 -18 1 2.2
24 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.167 +0.11 6 -18 4 6.3
25 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.875 +0.82 4 -21 2 3.2
26 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.575 +0.52 3 -23 2 3.3
27 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.233 +1.18 2 -25 1 3.2
28 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.558 +0.50 1 -27 1 2.2
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.683 +0.63 30 +1 1 3.0
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.150 +0.09 31 +1 2 2.9
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -2 2 2.8
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.500 +0.44 32 0 2 2.9
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 3-1-10-2-4.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 3-1-10-2-4.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-13-5.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 3-1-10-2-4.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 3-1-10-2-4.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Butter Bean wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 28-27-25-21-26.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 25-25-27-24-27.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 26-26-28-22-28.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 27-28-26-23-25.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 23-23-30-25-20.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-21-32-28-19.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
204 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 21-22-31-26-17.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 24-24-29-27-18.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
207 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-12-10-6-14.
81.34
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
204 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 13-11-12-8-16.
73.07
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
205 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 14-10-11-5-13.
72.67
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
204 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-9-9-7-15.
74.42
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
204 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 18-7-22-17-10.
143.95
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
206 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 17-8-24-20-9.
163.68
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
206 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 19-6-21-18-11.
157.58
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
204 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 20-5-23-19-12.
167.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
204 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 4-17-1-2-22.
33.06
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
204 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 3-19-2-4-21.
35.51
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
206 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 2-20-4-3-23.
35.27
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
206 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 1-18-3-1-24.
35.62
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
207 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-1-6-15-1.
4.73
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
203 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-3-7-14-2.
5.55
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
204 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-2-8-16-3.
6.21
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
206 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-4-5-13-4.
5.09
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
205 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-16-16-12-6.
24.64
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
207 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-13-14-11-8.
23.24
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
204 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-15-15-9-5.
23.47
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
204 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 10-14-13-10-7.
23.01
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
205 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 31-31-18-30-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
205 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.5. Last five: 30-32-19-32-31.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
207 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 29-29-17-29-30.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 32-30-20-31-32.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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