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Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 24

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Radiator wins at The Lectern

Radiator took The Lectern — Relay for the Basement Heat. The Unit finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.333 — 16 +15 2 2.9
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 0.700 — 13 +11 2 2.7
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.025 — 14 +11 1 3.1
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.550 +0.22 15 +11 1 2.9
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.383 +0.05 28 +23 2 2.6
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.558 +0.23 25 +19 0 1.8
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.917 +0.58 26 +19 2 3.0
8 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6.100 +4.77 27 +19 5 5.2
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1.492 +0.16 21 +12 0 1.3
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.275 +3.94 22 +12 4 5.2
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.250 +3.92 23 +12 5 5.2
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.67 24 +12 5 5.1
13 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.450 +0.12 8 -5 2 3.5
14 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.442 +0.11 6 -8 2 3.1
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.983 +1.65 5 -10 1 2.2
16 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.467 +0.13 7 -9 2 3.5
17 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.975 — 19 +1 0 3.1
19 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.808 — 18 -1 2 3.7
20 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.083 — 20 0 2 2.8
21 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.250 — 11 -10 1 3.1
22 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.300 — 9 -13 0 2.0
23 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.867 +1.53 12 -11 1 2.7
24 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.392 +0.06 10 -14 2 3.5
25 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.817 +0.48 3 -22 2 3.2
26 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.033 — 1 -25 3 2.1
27 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2.775 +1.44 4 -23 3 2.5
28 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.925 +0.59 2 -26 2 3.1
29 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.908 — 31 +2 2 3.7
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 -1 2 2.8
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.692 +0.36 32 +1 2 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.983 — 30 -2 2 3.1
3.000
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 4-9-9-7-7.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 4-9-9-7-7.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-10-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-10-2.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 15-1-2-12-1.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.100
Puck Yeah is off.
24.300
Away it goes.
26.000
The Coaster leads the meeting.
28.400
Radiator takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Puck Yeah 26.000 Puck Yeah 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 BEA The Beans 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 24-24-9-24-28.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
208 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 21-22-7-12-23.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
211 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 23-21-8-11-21.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
209 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 22-23-10-22-25.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 16-30-15-19-32.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
209 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.9. Last five: 15-29-16-17-30.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
209 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 13-31-20-31-23.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 14-32-18-29-22.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
211 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 25-16-24-20-16.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
208 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 26-13-23-18-13.
213.16
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
210 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 27-15-9-22-19.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
209 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 28-14-10-21-17.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
208 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 3-20-26-4-20.
140.84
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
211 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 2-17-11-28-1.
137.08
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
209 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 1-19-12-25-2.
137.49
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
210 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 4-18-27-3-19.
135.75
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
208 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 19-8-15-5-3.
57.24
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
209 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 18-7-6-13-8.
58.57
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
211 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 17-5-5-16-6.
53.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
210 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 20-6-14-7-2.
57.00
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
212 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-9-1-8-12.
5.96
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
208 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-12-5-10-8.
9.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
210 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-11-6-11-7.
7.80
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
208 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-10-2-7-9.
7.46
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
208 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-4-4-15-10.
8.69
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
211 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-3-2-14-12.
9.09
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
209 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 8-2-4-3-13.
8.66
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
210 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-1-3-1-16.
8.66
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
211 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.3. Last five: 31-26-32-28-29.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
208 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 32-25-14-30-26.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
210 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 30-27-13-29-25.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
209 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 29-28-31-27-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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