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Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 28

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Old Gristle wins at The Ironing Board

Old Gristle took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.692 — 21 +20 0 1.3
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.175 +2.48 22 +20 5 5.1
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.242 +2.55 23 +20 5 5.0
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.31 24 +20 5 4.9
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.242 — 19 +14 1 2.7
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.850 — 18 +12 2 2.6
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +10 2 2.6
8 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.308 — 20 +12 3 3.0
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.358 — 25 +16 0 1.7
10 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.275 +2.58 26 +16 5 5.1
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.217 +2.53 27 +16 5 5.1
12 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.31 28 +16 6 5.0
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.608 — 12 -1 1 2.9
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.958 — 11 -3 2 2.9
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.542 — 9 -6 1 2.1
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.425 — 10 -6 3 2.9
17 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.575 — 16 -1 1 2.8
18 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.675 — 13 -5 2 2.1
19 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.833 — 15 -4 3 2.8
20 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.625 — 14 -6 2 2.8
21 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.908 — 30 +9 2 3.1
22 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.717 — 32 +10 2 2.9
23 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.158 — 31 +8 3 2.9
24 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 +5 2 2.8
25 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.408 — 4 -21 1 3.3
26 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 0.942 — 1 -25 2 2.3
27 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.367 — 2 -25 1 3.3
28 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 5.208 +2.52 3 -25 4 3.5
29 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.750 — 5 -24 2 2.3
30 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.358 — 6 -24 4 6.3
31 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 0.983 — 7 -24 5 3.5
32 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 5.000 +2.31 8 -24 4 3.1
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-1-14.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-1-14.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-5.
19.300
The whole lot goes over.
20.500
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-1-14.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-1-14.
23.400
Released.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Old Gristle wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 26.000 The Lieutenant 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
216 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-14-18-30-22.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 26-17-31-12-24.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 27-13-20-29-23.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
216 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 25-19-32-11-21.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 23-15-30-25-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.9. Last five: 21-29-27-14-26.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 22-32-28-13-27.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
216 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 24-16-31-26-25.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
214 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 1-21-20-8-19.
114.14
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
217 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 2-8-22-19-20.
107.61
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
214 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 3-7-23-17-18.
96.49
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
215 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 4-24-18-7-17.
116.18
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
214 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 13-9-16-14-3.
126.58
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
214 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 15-13-13-10-1.
113.67
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
216 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 16-14-16-9-4.
122.78
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
216 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 14-10-15-15-2.
135.41
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
216 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 17-5-9-5-13.
51.53
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
214 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 20-7-11-6-15.
67.15
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
216 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 19-6-8-10-16.
66.60
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
214 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 18-5-6-12-14.
59.71
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
213 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-3-8-2-9.
5.47
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
214 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-2-1-5-10.
5.16
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
216 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-1-4-7-11.
4.94
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
217 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-2-6-1-12.
4.84
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
214 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-3-11-22-6.
21.01
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
214 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-12-21-4-7.
22.86
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
217 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-4-9-24-5.
19.94
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
215 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-10-23-3-8.
20.63
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
217 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.1. Last five: 30-12-28-3-31.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 32-26-4-16-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
215 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 29-25-1-15-32.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
215 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 31-11-27-2-30.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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