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Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 32

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Wide Load wins at The Lectern

Wide Load took The Lectern — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.817 — 28 +27 2 2.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.617 — 25 +23 0 1.8
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2.108 +0.29 26 +23 2 3.1
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.792 +3.98 27 +23 5 5.3
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1.542 — 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.192 +3.38 22 +16 5 5.2
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.100 +3.28 23 +16 5 5.2
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.18 24 +16 5 5.3
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.942 +0.13 12 +3 2 2.8
10 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.208 — 11 +1 2 2.9
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.833 +1.02 9 -2 2 2.7
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.175 — 10 -2 2 3.0
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.833 +0.02 16 +3 1 2.6
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.342 — 13 -1 1 2.2
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.550 — 15 0 1 2.9
16 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.125 — 14 -2 2 2.9
17 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.733 — 4 -13 2 3.1
18 Long John NOO The Noodles 0.958 — 1 -17 2 2.1
19 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.525 — 3 -16 2 3.1
20 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.750 — 2 -18 3 3.1
21 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.525 — 19 -2 2 2.7
22 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.950 — 18 -4 2 3.2
23 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -6 2 2.6
24 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.358 — 20 -4 1 2.8
25 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.108 +0.29 32 +7 1 3.0
26 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.758 — 29 +3 2 2.8
27 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.875 — 31 +4 3 3.7
28 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.908 — 30 +2 2 3.7
29 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.517 — 8 -21 3 3.1
30 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.967 — 5 -25 3 2.4
31 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.233 — 6 -25 3 3.1
32 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 7.958 +6.14 7 -25 5 3.3
3.000
Into position.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
The Lieutenant leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-2-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-2-2.
13.200
The Lieutenant leads the meeting.
15.800
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-2-2.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 7-3-2-6-3.
19.600
The Lieutenant goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-2-2.
22.200
Next one goes up.
22.792
And it all goes wrong.
23.992
Released.
26.000
The Coaster leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Wide Load!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice The Lieutenant 6.800 The Lieutenant 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 13.200 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Slapper 26.000 Slapper 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
222 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 25-7-21-11-25.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
217 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 28-23-9-28-26.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
220 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 26-22-10-26-28.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
219 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 27-24-12-27-27.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
220 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.8. Last five: 14-8-28-31-32.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
219 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 15-27-30-31-22.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
220 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 13-25-32-29-24.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
219 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 16-26-29-30-23.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
219 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 21-20-17-16-4.
219.07
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
222 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 22-17-20-14-4.
204.98
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
218 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 24-19-19-15-3.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
219 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 23-4-18-18-13.
205.37
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
219 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 2-3-22-19-5.
113.48
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
219 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 4-5-4-21-17.
118.82
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
220 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 1-1-23-20-14.
107.32
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
220 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 3-2-24-18-16.
113.88
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
220 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 20-11-16-3-19.
78.24
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
218 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 19-12-14-1-20.
74.69
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
222 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 18-3-10-15-2.
63.44
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
218 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 17-9-13-4-18.
63.97
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
221 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-1-13-8-8.
7.15
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
221 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-16-6-5-5.
6.50
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
217 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-15-7-6-6.
8.92
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
219 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-14-5-7-1.
7.23
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
219 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-8-2-12-2.
8.03
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
219 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-5-4-9-9.
9.00
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
218 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 8-7-1-11-11.
9.86
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
222 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 7-2-6-3-10.
8.09
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
217 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 32-30-27-24-32.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
223 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.0. Last five: 30-6-32-26-23.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
219 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 31-29-25-22-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
219 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 29-31-28-21-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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