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Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 36

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Ironing Board

Sweaty Gerald took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. The Kidney finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.483 — 12 +11 2 2.8
2 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.558 +0.08 9 +7 0 2.3
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.058 +0.58 11 +8 2 2.8
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.917 +0.43 10 +6 2 2.8
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.625 +1.14 21 +16 0 1.3
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.217 +3.73 22 +16 5 5.0
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.300 +3.82 23 +16 5 5.1
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.52 24 +16 5 5.1
9 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.475 — 25 +16 0 1.5
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.617 +4.13 26 +16 5 5.0
11 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.325 +3.84 27 +16 5 5.0
12 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.52 28 +16 5 4.9
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.758 +0.28 20 +7 2 2.8
14 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +3 2 2.6
15 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.708 +1.23 18 +3 2 2.6
16 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.867 +0.38 19 +3 2 2.7
17 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.883 +0.40 16 -1 2 2.7
18 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.258 — 13 -5 1 2.1
19 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.742 +0.26 15 -4 2 2.8
20 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.942 +0.46 14 -6 2 2.8
21 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3.717 +2.23 7 -14 2 3.5
22 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.808 +0.33 8 -14 2 2.6
23 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2.575 +1.09 5 -18 3 2.1
24 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.092 — 6 -18 4 6.2
25 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.242 — 2 -23 1 3.4
26 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.975 — 1 -25 2 2.2
27 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 5.750 +4.27 3 -24 3 3.4
28 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.750 +1.27 4 -24 4 3.3
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.425 — 32 +3 1 2.9
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.217 — 30 0 2 2.9
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.025 — 31 0 2 3.3
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -3 2 2.8
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 12-8-7-5-16.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-2-8.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 1-4-4-2-8.
15.800
Next one goes up.
16.217
Straight off goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 2-12-1-1-5.
17.417
Let go. Recent finishes: 15-2-8-3-2.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.750
You do not see that every day.
23.950
Released.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Sweaty Gerald takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-23-25-17-27.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 25-24-26-19-25.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 26-22-28-18-26.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
221 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 27-21-27-20-28.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 31-26-32-27-15.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.9. Last five: 30-25-29-25-14.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 32-27-30-26-13.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 29-28-31-28-16.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
226 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-18-9-24-22.
138.58
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
223 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-19-12-23-23.
145.91
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
222 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 14-17-10-21-24.
121.64
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
223 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 13-20-11-22-21.
133.70
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
223 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.9. Last five: 20-9-13-9-4.
108.33
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
224 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 19-10-14-11-3.
109.47
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
223 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 18-12-15-10-2.
109.99
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
224 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 17-11-16-12-1.
107.91
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
222 starts, 18 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 6-7-1-3-19.
32.46
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
222 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 8-8-3-2-17.
33.63
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
224 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 5-6-2-4-20.
32.57
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
226 starts, 15 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-5-4-1-18.
32.70
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
221 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 1-3-6-14-12.
5.48
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
225 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-4-7-15-11.
5.13
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
223 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-1-8-13-10.
5.25
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
225 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-2-5-16-9.
5.64
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
226 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-13-20-7-7.
21.69
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
223 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-14-17-5-6.
20.94
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
223 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-15-19-8-5.
24.14
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
222 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-16-18-6-8.
22.91
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
223 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 23-30-24-31-29.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
221 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 21-29-23-32-32.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.0. Last five: 24-31-22-29-30.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
223 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 22-32-21-30-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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