Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 39

The Bollard — Relay

The Bollard · The Bollard · 44 m · 32 competitors
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Unit wins at The Bollard

The Unit took The Bollard — Relay for the Basement Heat. Radiator finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.542 16 +15 2 2.9
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.392 13 +11 1 2.0
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.317 14 +11 2 2.9
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 5.800 +4.26 15 +11 3 4.0
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.467 20 +15 1 3.0
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2.167 +0.63 19 +13 3 2.6
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.642 +0.10 17 +10 1 2.5
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.092 18 +10 1 3.7
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.192 +0.65 21 +12 0 1.4
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.842 +3.30 22 +12 5 5.2
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.175 +3.63 23 +12 5 5.1
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.46 24 +12 6 5.2
13 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.683 +0.14 25 +12 0 1.6
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.283 +3.74 26 +12 4 5.1
15 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.392 +3.85 27 +12 4 5.1
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.46 28 +12 5 5.1
17 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 0.950 11 -6 2 3.1
18 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.983 +1.44 12 -6 1 2.6
19 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.433 9 -10 1 2.2
20 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 0.992 10 -10 1 3.4
21 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.267 4 -17 2 2.4
22 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.567 +0.03 3 -19 2 3.6
23 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.958 1 -22 2 2.3
24 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.300 2 -22 6 6.3
25 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.258 6 -19 2 3.1
26 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 0.958 5 -21 2 2.3
27 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.550 +0.01 8 -19 2 3.3
28 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.425 +0.88 7 -21 4 3.9
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.800 29 0 2 2.8
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.900 30 0 2 3.7
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.125 31 0 1 3.1
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.458 32 0 2 3.2
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 11-7-12-8-7.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 11-7-12-8-7.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 6-2-1-4-4.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 6-2-1-4-4.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-8.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.800
No luck for Crawlspace.
24.000
Released.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
The Unit wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Concrete Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Concrete Gravy 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Concrete Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 24-17-25-28-23.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 22-19-28-27-21.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
229 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 21-20-27-25-24.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 23-18-26-26-22.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 30-11-29-31-26.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 31-9-32-32-27.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 29-10-31-29-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.9. Last five: 32-12-30-30-25.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
229 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 11-22-13-16-18.
149.35
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
225 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-23-14-14-17.
153.06
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
226 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 10-21-16-15-19.
153.46
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
226 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 9-24-15-13-20.
148.63
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
227 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 17-27-17-17-11.
158.52
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
227 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 20-25-20-19-10.
173.57
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
226 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 19-28-18-20-9.
170.78
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
226 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 18-26-19-18-12.
165.58
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
225 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-15-4-8-8.
13.34
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
229 starts, 15 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 4-16-3-7-5.
13.06
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
225 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 1-14-1-6-7.
11.74
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
227 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 2-13-2-5-6.
12.01
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
224 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-2-5-1-3.
6.51
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
228 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-6-4-2.
6.62
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
228 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-1-8-3-4.
6.57
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
226 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-3-7-2-1.
6.53
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
229 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-6-12-11-13.
34.31
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
225 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-7-11-10-16.
30.11
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
226 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 15-5-10-9-14.
28.32
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
226 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-8-9-12-15.
30.91
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.0. Last five: 25-30-22-24-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
226 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 26-31-24-23-30.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
226 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 27-32-23-22-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 28-29-21-21-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Square plinths rather than round ones, which sounds like nothing and is the difference between a pile that leans and a pile that goes.

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