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Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 4

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Ironing Board

Sweaty Gerald took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Butter Bean finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.100 — 12 +11 1 2.8
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.992 +0.89 10 +8 2 3.2
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.642 +0.54 11 +8 2 2.9
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.558 +0.46 9 +5 0 2.3
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.350 +0.25 16 +11 1 2.9
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.350 +0.25 15 +9 2 2.9
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 +6 2 2.7
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.233 +1.13 14 +6 3 2.8
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.583 +1.48 21 +12 0 1.3
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.883 +3.78 22 +12 5 5.1
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.317 +4.22 23 +12 6 5.1
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.90 24 +12 4 5.1
13 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.542 +0.44 25 +12 0 1.7
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.300 +4.20 26 +12 5 5.0
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.417 +4.32 27 +12 5 5.0
16 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 4.758 +3.66 28 +12 5 5.0
17 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.575 +1.48 19 +2 3 2.7
18 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.500 +0.40 18 0 4 2.6
19 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -2 2 2.6
20 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.675 +1.58 20 0 1 2.8
21 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.975 +0.88 7 -14 3 3.3
22 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.933 +0.83 8 -14 3 3.3
23 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 0.992 — 5 -18 2 2.2
24 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 6.108 +5.01 6 -18 7 6.4
25 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 +4 2 2.8
26 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.292 +0.19 31 +5 3 2.9
27 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.767 +0.67 30 +3 2 2.9
28 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.533 +0.43 32 +4 1 2.9
29 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.350 +0.25 1 -28 2 2.1
30 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.558 +1.46 4 -26 2 3.1
31 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.192 +0.09 2 -29 4 6.4
32 Long John NOO The Noodles 6.167 +5.07 3 -29 4 3.5
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 6-9-5-7-15.
4.200
Let go. Recent finishes: 6-9-5-7-15.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 14-2-3-3-1.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-12-3.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up.
16.708
Straight off goes Damp Kevin. Recent finishes: 15-5-8-5-15.
17.908
And down it comes.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.167
Long John is off.
24.367
Released.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Sweaty Gerald takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 26.000 Gravy 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
191 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 17-32-28-25-17.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 18-31-27-28-18.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 20-29-25-26-7.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 19-30-26-27-20.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 24-14-30-18-25.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 21-13-31-20-26.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 23-16-32-17-8.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-15-29-19-27.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
194 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 30-18-18-14-4.
155.27
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
190 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 29-20-17-16-2.
170.41
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
191 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 32-17-19-13-3.
152.69
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
192 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 31-19-20-15-1.
172.25
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
190 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 8-22-14-1-24.
108.47
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
193 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 6-24-16-2-21.
105.77
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
193 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 7-23-15-4-5.
123.61
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
191 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 5-21-13-3-23.
99.25
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
191 starts, 13 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 4-11-2-24-3.
36.21
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
192 starts, 12 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 1-9-4-21-13.
34.44
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
193 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 3-12-3-23-14.
35.98
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
191 starts, 15 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 2-10-1-22-15.
34.87
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
190 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-2-8-6-9.
5.91
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
193 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-3-5-7-1.
5.38
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
193 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-4-7-5-11.
5.71
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
191 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-1-6-8-12.
5.53
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
191 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-6-10-9-8.
19.83
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
191 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-5-9-12-2.
16.28
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
192 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-7-12-11-5.
19.51
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
193 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-8-11-10-6.
17.83
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
194 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 28-25-24-30-6.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 26-28-23-29-32.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
191 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 25-27-21-31-29.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
192 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 27-26-22-32-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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