Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 40
The Lectern — Relay
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Lectern
Sweaty Gerald took The Lectern — Relay for the The Beans. Refried Ron finished second. The Beans took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 1.142 | — | 12 | +11 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 2 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 1.842 | +0.70 | 9 | +7 | 1 | 2.1 |
| 3 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 1.233 | +0.09 | 11 | +8 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 4 | The Kidney | The Beans | 1.008 | — | 10 | +6 | 2 | 3.2 |
| 5 | Slapper | The Pucks | 1.933 | +0.79 | 28 | +23 | 4 | 2.6 |
| 6 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 1.658 | +0.52 | 25 | +19 | 0 | 1.6 |
| 7 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 1.983 | +0.84 | 26 | +19 | 1 | 3.0 |
| 8 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 5.300 | +4.16 | 27 | +19 | 6 | 5.3 |
| 9 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 1.300 | +0.16 | 21 | +12 | 0 | 1.5 |
| 10 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 5.025 | +3.88 | 22 | +12 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 11 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 5.667 | +4.53 | 23 | +12 | 6 | 5.2 |
| 12 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 4.925 | +3.78 | 24 | +12 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 13 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 1.783 | +0.64 | 15 | +2 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 14 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 1.275 | +0.13 | 13 | -1 | 1 | 2.3 |
| 15 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1.950 | +0.81 | 16 | +1 | 1 | 2.6 |
| 16 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1.408 | +0.27 | 14 | -2 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 17 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 0.683 | — | 17 | 0 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 18 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 0.942 | — | 19 | +1 | 1 | 3.1 |
| 19 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 1.217 | +0.08 | 18 | -1 | 2 | 3.6 |
| 20 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 1.725 | +0.58 | 20 | 0 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 21 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 0.758 | — | 29 | +8 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 22 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 0.875 | — | 31 | +9 | 3 | 3.7 |
| 23 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 1.042 | — | 30 | +7 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 24 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 1.733 | +0.59 | 32 | +8 | 2 | 3.0 |
| 25 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 0.908 | — | 1 | -24 | 2 | 2.4 |
| 26 | Long John | The Noodles | 2.175 | +1.03 | 4 | -22 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 27 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2.333 | +1.19 | 3 | -24 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 28 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 1.525 | +0.38 | 2 | -26 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 29 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 0.967 | — | 5 | -24 | 2 | 2.4 |
| 30 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2.558 | +1.42 | 8 | -22 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 31 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 1.167 | +0.03 | 6 | -25 | 3 | 3.1 |
| 32 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 6.858 | +5.72 | 7 | -25 | 3 | 3.3 |
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 6-2-1-2-3.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 6-2-1-2-3.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.667
No luck for Chunk.
23.867
Away it goes.
26.000
Puck Yeah goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-4-14.
28.400
Sweaty Gerald takes it. Recent finishes: 7-13-6-8-8.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Gravy | 6.800 | Gravy 6.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Gravy | 13.200 | Gravy 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 19.600 | Old Gristle 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Puck Yeah | 26.000 | Puck Yeah 6.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Beans | 10 | 4/4 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 26 | 4/4 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 42 | 4/4 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 58 | 4/4 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 74 | 4/4 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 90 | 4/4 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 106 | 4/4 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 122 | 4/4 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 19-23-18-26-26.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 17-24-17-25-28.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 20-13-22-19-28.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 4
231 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 18-14-21-20-27.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 32-31-9-32-32.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
229 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.9. Last five: 30-16-32-12-30.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 31-15-30-11-29.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 29-29-10-31-29.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
226 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-12-23-14-14.
174.44
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2
230 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-11-22-13-16.
183.72
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
228 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 9-8-10-21-16.
164.13
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
228 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 11-7-9-24-15.
165.16
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
227 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 14-18-26-19-18.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
228 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 16-10-19-28-18.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
228 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 15-17-27-17-17.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
229 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 13-9-20-25-20.
219.30
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
227 starts, 20 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 22-6-1-14-1.
59.54
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
226 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 24-3-15-4-8.
62.33
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 3
231 starts, 15 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 21-5-4-16-3.
59.98
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
228 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 23-2-13-2-5.
53.42
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
226 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-2-5-2-5.
5.76
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
229 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-1-8-3.
6.57
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1
227 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 4-4-14-7-11.
12.11
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
227 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 2-15-5-10-9.
10.69
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3
230 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 1-16-6-12-11.
12.43
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.8. Last five: 26-12-28-29-21.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
228 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 25-11-26-31-24.
219.30
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
227 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 27-27-32-23-22.
219.30
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
231 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.0. Last five: 28-25-30-22-24.
219.30
Course preview
3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent
Ice
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.
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