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Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 44

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Refried Ron wins at The Ironing Board

Refried Ron took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Sweaty Gerald finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.700 — 12 +11 2 2.8
2 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.250 — 9 +7 0 2.3
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2.308 +0.61 11 +8 2 2.8
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.983 +0.28 10 +6 2 2.8
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.633 +0.93 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.233 +3.53 22 +16 5 5.0
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.067 +3.37 23 +16 5 5.1
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.30 24 +16 5 5.1
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.342 — 25 +16 0 1.7
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.383 +3.68 26 +16 5 5.0
11 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.483 +3.78 27 +16 5 5.1
12 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.30 28 +16 6 5.0
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3.342 +1.64 20 +7 1 2.8
14 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2.967 +1.27 19 +5 1 2.9
15 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +2 2 2.6
16 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.558 — 18 +2 3 2.6
17 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.242 — 16 -1 2 2.9
18 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2.408 +0.71 15 -3 2 2.8
19 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.942 +0.24 14 -5 3 2.8
20 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 -7 2 2.7
21 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3.292 +1.59 7 -14 2 3.2
22 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.950 +0.25 8 -14 2 3.2
23 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2.708 +1.01 5 -18 2 2.1
24 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.267 — 6 -18 5 6.3
25 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.092 — 31 +6 1 3.1
26 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.967 +0.27 32 +6 3 2.8
27 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 +2 2 2.8
28 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.100 — 30 +2 2 2.9
29 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.992 — 1 -28 2 2.1
30 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.800 +0.10 4 -26 2 3.0
31 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.758 +0.06 2 -29 4 6.3
32 Long John NOO The Noodles 5.958 +4.26 3 -29 4 3.4
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-6.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-6-2-15-2.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-6.
14.400
All of it, on the floor.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-2-6-2-1.
19.600
That is the tallest so far. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-6.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.958
Straight off goes Long John.
24.158
Away it goes.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
28.400
Refried Ron takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 106 4/4 2
8 NOO The Noodles 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
232 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 26-32-25-22-13.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-7-29-26-21.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
236 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 25-31-28-13-23.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
231 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 28-30-27-14-24.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 21-8-22-32-26.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.9. Last five: 24-23-29-16-25.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
232 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-24-30-27-15.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
233 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 23-21-31-15-28.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
234 starts, 9 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 1-4-19-15-7.
65.20
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
235 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 2-20-16-16-10.
82.63
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
233 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 4-18-13-8-15.
71.66
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
231 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 3-17-14-13-9.
67.81
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
233 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 18-10-18-10-19.
159.80
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
233 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 17-9-20-18-7.
149.16
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
233 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.1. Last five: 19-5-11-17-20.
160.64
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
234 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 20-12-19-9-17.
163.10
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
232 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 15-3-7-6-3.
40.71
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
233 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 16-5-7-2-6.
40.67
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
232 starts, 21 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-6-8-6-1.
39.45
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
236 starts, 15 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 13-8-5-5-4.
37.07
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
231 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-14-10-2-12.
5.73
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
232 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-15-11-9-1.
6.34
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
235 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-16-12-1-11.
6.44
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
235 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-1-13-9-10.
4.61
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
232 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-1-24-4-8.
19.99
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
236 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-2-2-21-5.
15.57
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
232 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-3-23-7-3.
18.23
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
233 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-4-22-3-6.
18.46
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
236 starts, 2 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 31-28-1-30-12.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
233 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 32-27-4-11-32.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
232 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 29-25-3-29-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
232 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 30-6-26-2-12.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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