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Team Stack · Season 5 · Round 8

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Lectern

Gravy took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.908 — 23 +22 2 2.8
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.067 — 21 +19 0 1.4
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.442 +2.53 22 +19 6 5.3
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.09 24 +20 5 5.3
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.742 — 28 +23 3 2.6
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.633 — 25 +19 0 1.7
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.958 — 26 +19 1 2.9
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.283 +2.38 27 +19 5 5.3
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.308 — 16 +7 2 2.9
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.342 — 13 +3 1 2.2
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.658 — 15 +4 1 2.9
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.233 — 14 +2 2 2.9
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.708 — 12 -1 2 2.9
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.617 — 9 -5 1 2.0
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.250 — 11 -4 2 3.1
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.158 — 10 -6 2 2.9
17 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.800 — 8 -9 2 3.1
18 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 0.975 — 5 -13 3 2.4
19 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.058 — 6 -13 2 3.0
20 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3.117 +0.21 7 -13 4 3.2
21 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 -4 2 2.6
22 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.050 — 18 -4 1 3.3
23 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.933 — 19 -4 2 2.9
24 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.542 — 20 -4 3 2.7
25 Long John NOO The Noodles 0.733 — 4 -21 2 3.1
26 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.333 — 1 -25 2 2.1
27 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.400 — 2 -25 3 3.1
28 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2.850 — 3 -25 4 3.4
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.700 — 32 +3 3 2.9
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 -1 2 2.8
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.408 — 30 -1 1 3.3
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.700 — 31 -1 3 2.9
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 5-2-8-6-10.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-15-1-3-14.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-2-2.
26.000
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-15-1-3-14.
28.400
Gravy takes it. Recent finishes: 7-2-1-2-2.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Old Gristle 26.000 Old Gristle 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 BEA The Beans 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.6. Last five: 18-31-27-28-18.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
191 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 17-32-28-25-17.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.9. Last five: 19-30-26-27-20.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.7. Last five: 20-29-25-26-7.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 24-14-30-18-25.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 21-13-31-20-26.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 23-16-32-17-8.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-15-29-19-27.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
194 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 30-18-18-14-4.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
191 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 32-17-19-13-3.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
190 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 29-20-17-16-2.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
192 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 31-19-20-15-1.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
190 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 8-22-14-1-24.
138.94
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
191 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 5-21-13-3-23.
127.12
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
193 starts, 3 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 6-24-16-2-21.
135.48
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
193 starts, 4 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 7-23-15-4-5.
158.33
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
191 starts, 15 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 2-10-1-22-15.
43.00
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
191 starts, 13 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 4-11-2-24-3.
44.66
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
193 starts, 14 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 3-12-3-23-14.
44.38
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
192 starts, 12 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 1-9-4-21-13.
42.47
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
190 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-2-8-6-9.
7.32
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
191 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-1-6-8-12.
6.60
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
193 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-3-5-7-1.
5.76
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
193 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-4-7-5-11.
7.53
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
192 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-7-12-11-5.
11.72
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
191 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-6-10-9-8.
10.44
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
193 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-8-11-10-6.
10.56
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
191 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-5-9-12-2.
9.31
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
194 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.2. Last five: 28-25-24-30-6.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
192 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.4. Last five: 27-26-22-32-31.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.9. Last five: 26-28-23-29-32.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
191 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 25-27-21-31-29.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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