· Season 8 · Round 16
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win
Thick Rick took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Honey Mustard finished second. 24 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:06.434 | — | 5 | +4 | 34 | 14.5 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:06.434 | — | 5 | +4 | 34 | 14.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:06.434 | — | 5 | +4 | 34 | 14.5 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:06.434 | — | 5 | +4 | 34 | 14.5 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:17.088 | +10.65 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 16.1 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:17.088 | +10.65 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 16.1 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:17.088 | +10.65 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 16.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:17.088 | +10.65 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 16.1 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:25.727 | +19.29 | 8 | +5 | 34 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:25.727 | +19.29 | 8 | +5 | 34 | 11.9 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:25.727 | +19.29 | 8 | +5 | 34 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:25.727 | +19.29 | 8 | +5 | 34 | 11.9 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:45.194 | +38.76 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 11.9 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:45.194 | +38.76 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 11.9 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:45.194 | +38.76 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 11.9 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:45.194 | +38.76 | 6 | +2 | 43 | 11.9 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:45.334 | +38.90 | 7 | +2 | 9 | 20.1 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:45.334 | +38.90 | 7 | +2 | 9 | 20.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:45.334 | +38.90 | 7 | +2 | 9 | 20.1 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:45.334 | +38.90 | 7 | +2 | 9 | 20.1 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:45.389 | +38.96 | 4 | -2 | 9 | 21.5 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:45.389 | +38.96 | 4 | -2 | 9 | 21.5 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:45.389 | +38.96 | 4 | -2 | 9 | 21.5 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:45.389 | +38.96 | 4 | -2 | 9 | 21.5 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:52.577 | +46.14 | 3 | -4 | 32 | 15.0 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:52.577 | +46.14 | 3 | -4 | 32 | 15.0 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:52.577 | +46.14 | 3 | -4 | 32 | 15.0 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:52.577 | +46.14 | 3 | -4 | 32 | 15.0 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:44.083 | +97.65 | 1 | -7 | 38 | 14.4 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:44.083 | +97.65 | 1 | -7 | 38 | 14.4 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:44.083 | +97.65 | 1 | -7 | 38 | 14.4 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:44.083 | +97.65 | 1 | -7 | 38 | 14.4 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 12.1 contacts an event coming in.
6.500
The Unit takes the lead. Career record: 4 wins from 209, average finish 6.7.
12.061
And The Unit takes flight.
16.033
Absolute carnage.
19.967
Up goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 4-1-2-12-1.
23.589
You do not see that every day.
27.028
Up goes Lil Nugget.
31.222
Crooked Pete is off the course. Recent finishes: 6-8-7-4-5.
40.211
Right into it goes The Heel.
44.656
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget. Averaging 11.5 contacts an event coming in.
48.078
They will not want to see that again.
51.928
Oh dear.
55.583
And it all goes wrong.
1:04.033
Custard is making ground.
1:07.856
That is a big one for Lil Nugget.
1:11.567
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:15.156
Lil Nugget gets air.
1:18.667
And Custard takes flight.
1:22.689
Up goes The Heel.
1:26.600
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:35.600
Big air for The Kidney.
1:40.922
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:45.844
Lil Nugget is airborne.
1:46.550
The Coaster has it.
1:49.550
Lil Nugget takes it.
1:55.633
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:03.817
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:08.161
The Heel gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | The Heel | 1.983 | The Heel 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Unit | 5.289 | Old Gristle 2.972 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Unit | 7.717 | The Unit 2.428 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Unit | 11.206 | The Coaster 2.845 |
| The Drops | Metal | Lil Nugget | 13.417 | Lil Nugget 2.034 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Lil Nugget | 16.417 | Old Gristle 2.483 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Lil Nugget | 17.700 | Old Gristle 1.256 |
| The Drops | Metal | Lil Nugget | 18.872 | Lil Nugget 1.172 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Lil Nugget | 21.111 | The Coaster 1.122 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 23.183 | The Coaster 1.494 |
| The Washboard | Metal | The Coaster | 24.633 | The Coaster 1.450 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 26.239 | The Coaster 1.606 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 28.933 | The Coaster 2.694 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 35.672 | The Heel 2.094 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 38.094 | The Coaster 2.422 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 40.572 | The Coaster 2.478 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 42.583 | The Coaster 2.011 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 46.278 | The Coaster 3.695 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 47.861 | The Coaster 1.583 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Coaster | 50.511 | Custard 1.923 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:03.517 | The Coaster 13.006 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 1:06.094 | Custard 1.467 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:09.967 | Custard 1.756 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 1:11.644 | Lil Nugget 1.650 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:14.161 | The Unit 1.955 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:17.250 | Custard 2.444 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:19.239 | Custard 1.717 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:21.700 | Custard 1.994 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:23.983 | The Coaster 2.283 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:26.506 | The Coaster 2.523 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:29.717 | Lil Nugget 2.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:32.622 | Lil Nugget 2.622 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:35.028 | The Coaster 2.406 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:37.167 | The Coaster 2.139 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:39.144 | Lil Nugget 1.972 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:41.606 | Lil Nugget 2.189 |
| The Kicker | Metal | The Coaster | 1:42.650 | Lil Nugget 0.983 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:45.117 | The Coaster 2.467 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | The Coaster | 1:47.517 | The Coaster 2.400 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:48.561 | The Coaster 1.044 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | The Coaster | 1:49.550 | The Coaster 0.989 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-11-8.
123.65
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-8-8-7.
121.87
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
186 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-14-7-6-12.
129.60
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
203 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-16-7-10-10.
149.92
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-16-5-6-12.
143.01
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
201 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-4-8-5-6.
104.86
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
205 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-4-15-12-6.
183.33
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
206 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-6-9-4.
83.78
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
203 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-13-9-8.
125.36
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
201 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-11-6-14-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
199 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-7-6-8-16.
143.04
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
204 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-12-5-11-8.
84.72
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
203 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-6-7-10-7.
202.51
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
200 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-13-7-5-13.
149.97
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
204 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 13-6-8-5-15.
135.52
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
212 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-10-2-4-6.
15.70
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
206 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 14-2-4-4-8.
41.48
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
194 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-2-4-13-3.
21.19
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
210 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 8-7-3-2-6.
15.94
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
201 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-1-3-2.
7.89
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
209 starts, 93 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-5-2-15-1.
13.68
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
191 starts, 78 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-1-4-1.
9.15
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
210 starts, 101 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 16-1-9-6-1.
25.87
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
201 starts, 91 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-1-1-1-2.
7.82
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
209 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 15-3-2-4-5.
56.01
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
191 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-4-3-5-3.
26.93
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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