Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 18

Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 7:37.839 3 +2 38 11.6
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 7:37.839 3 +2 38 11.6
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 7:37.839 3 +2 38 11.6
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 7:37.839 3 +2 38 11.6
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:51.273 +13.43 4 +2 41 11.1
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:51.273 +13.43 4 +2 41 11.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:51.273 +13.43 4 +2 41 11.1
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:51.273 +13.43 4 +2 41 11.1
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:25.284 +47.45 7 +4 40 11.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:25.284 +47.45 7 +4 40 11.4
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:25.284 +47.45 7 +4 40 11.4
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:25.284 +47.45 7 +4 40 11.4
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 8:31.544 +53.71 5 +1 37 13.0
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 8:31.544 +53.71 5 +1 37 13.0
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 8:31.544 +53.71 5 +1 37 13.0
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 8:31.544 +53.71 5 +1 37 13.0
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:49.850 +72.01 8 +3 37 11.8
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:49.850 +72.01 8 +3 37 11.8
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:49.850 +72.01 8 +3 37 11.8
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:49.850 +72.01 8 +3 37 11.8
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:56.728 +78.89 1 -5 37 10.8
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:56.728 +78.89 1 -5 37 10.8
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:56.728 +78.89 1 -5 37 10.8
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:56.728 +78.89 1 -5 37 10.8
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 9:03.733 +85.89 2 -5 36 13.0
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 9:03.733 +85.89 2 -5 36 13.0
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 9:03.733 +85.89 2 -5 36 13.0
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 9:03.733 +85.89 2 -5 36 13.0
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 9:13.184 +95.35 6 -2 38 11.5
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 9:13.184 +95.35 6 -2 38 11.5
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 9:13.184 +95.35 6 -2 38 11.5
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 9:13.184 +95.35 6 -2 38 11.5
0.017
Radiator finds trouble.
6.283
Puck Yeah takes a knock.
11.094
And The Lieutenant takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-2-8-2-1.
14.494
Up goes Radiator. Recent finishes: 4-8-6-7-12.
19.706
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
23.967
And The Lieutenant takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-2-8-2-1.
27.444
Oh dear.
31.033
Tender Greg finds trouble.
37.444
You do not see that every day.
41.200
Big air for Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-4-4.
45.289
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-4-4.
48.939
And Damp Kevin takes flight.
52.611
Refried Ron is airborne.
56.033
You do not see that every day.
1:01.689
That is not going to help.
1:06.233
The Lieutenant is airborne.
1:09.639
Tender Greg is airborne.
1:13.094
Big air for Tender Greg.
1:16.517
Floppy Joe gets hit hard.
1:21.900
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
1:25.811
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:33.761
Refried Ron takes a knock.
1:39.106
Puck Yeah finds trouble.
1:43.367
Absolute carnage.
1:46.844
That is a big one for Tender Greg.
1:53.772
The Lieutenant has it.
1:55.372
They are going to the line together.
1:58.772
Puck Yeah wins it.
2:06.406
Right into it goes Refried Ron.
2:16.033
Floppy Joe slips to the rear.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Damp Kevin 1.983 Damp Kevin 1.983
Smooth Descent Carpet Puck Yeah 5.133 Puck Yeah 2.866
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 7.706 The Lieutenant 2.517
Smooth Descent Carpet The Lieutenant 10.722 Puck Yeah 2.961
The Drops Carpet The Lieutenant 12.556 Floppy Joe 1.822
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 14.644 Puck Yeah 2.050
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 16.011 Puck Yeah 1.366
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 18.339 Puck Yeah 2.217
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 19.622 Puck Yeah 1.283
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 21.689 Puck Yeah 2.067
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 23.561 Puck Yeah 1.872
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 25.189 Puck Yeah 1.628
Tight Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 28.439 The Lieutenant 2.478
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 34.156 The Lieutenant 5.717
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 37.461 Thick Rick 3.233
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 39.483 Puck Yeah 1.933
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 41.328 Tender Greg 1.500
The Spiral Metal Tender Greg 47.017 Damp Kevin 0.600
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 52.944 Puck Yeah 2.739
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 55.283 Radiator 1.467
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 1:00.928 Radiator 1.750
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 1:02.600 Radiator 1.544
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 1:04.883 Tender Greg 1.600
The Gap Hard The Lieutenant 1:07.211 Tender Greg 1.839
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 1:08.822 Tender Greg 1.327
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:11.133 Tender Greg 2.239
The Washboard Hard The Lieutenant 1:13.756 Puck Yeah 2.155
Big Air Metal The Lieutenant 1:17.833 Puck Yeah 2.595
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 1:20.067 Puck Yeah 1.805
S-Bend Smooth The Lieutenant 1:23.483 Radiator 3.217
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:31.350 Thick Rick 4.272
The Funnel Smooth The Lieutenant 1:33.656 Thick Rick 2.211
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 1:36.317 Floppy Joe 2.466
The Gauntlet Smooth The Lieutenant 1:38.400 Puck Yeah 2.056
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 1:42.206 The Lieutenant 3.806
Split Route Smooth The Lieutenant 1:44.811 The Lieutenant 2.605
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 1:49.056 Puck Yeah 4.133
Final Sprint Carpet The Lieutenant 1:51.972 Puck Yeah 2.889
Target Zone Carpet The Lieutenant 1:54.539 Refried Ron 1.450
Exit Gate Carpet The Lieutenant 1:56.772 Refried Ron 1.322
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
187 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-14-7-6.
169.42
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-7-5-8.
182.27
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
204 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-16-7-10.
190.85
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-6-5-5.
210.92
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
203 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-8-4-8.
152.23
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
202 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-5-5-4-16.
157.40
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
206 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-9-4-15-12.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
207 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-6-6-9.
101.60
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
203 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-8-7-11-6.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-8-7-6-8.
157.52
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
201 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-11-7-6.
213.51
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
204 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-10-7-13-9.
161.27
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
205 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-7-12-6-7.
202.12
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
203 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-6-7-6-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
205 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-13-6-8-5.
172.12
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
205 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-6-12-5-11.
123.23
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
208 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-3-14-2-4.
35.17
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
213 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-2-10-2-4.
17.66
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
201 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-2-4-2-3.
15.41
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
196 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-2-2-2-4.
15.02
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
203 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-2-8-1.
7.55
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
216 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-8-3-2-1.
9.76
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
188 starts, 47 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 8-2-1-6-8.
17.16
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
211 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-8-7-3-2.
13.43
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
211 starts, 102 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-16-1-9-6.
20.09
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
210 starts, 94 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-5-2-15.
11.56
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
193 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-1-1-1.
9.50
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
204 starts, 93 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-1-3-1-1.
8.24
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-3-4-3.
30.99
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
206 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-4-3-7-4.
57.68
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
208 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-3-1-3.
28.60
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
211 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-4-15-3-2.
58.19

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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