· Season 8 · Round 25
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win
Thick Rick took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Honey Mustard finished second. 20 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:58.328 | — | 7 | +6 | 36 | 16.4 |
| 1 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:58.328 | — | 7 | +6 | 36 | 16.4 |
| 1 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:58.328 | — | 7 | +6 | 36 | 16.4 |
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:58.328 | — | 7 | +6 | 36 | 16.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:26.866 | +28.54 | 2 | 0 | 39 | 14.8 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:26.866 | +28.54 | 2 | 0 | 39 | 14.8 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:26.866 | +28.54 | 2 | 0 | 39 | 14.8 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:26.866 | +28.54 | 2 | 0 | 39 | 14.8 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:38.078 | +39.75 | 6 | +3 | 40 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:38.078 | +39.75 | 6 | +3 | 40 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:38.078 | +39.75 | 6 | +3 | 40 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:38.078 | +39.75 | 6 | +3 | 40 | 12.2 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:39.745 | +41.42 | 3 | -1 | 32 | 12.4 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:39.745 | +41.42 | 3 | -1 | 32 | 12.4 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:39.745 | +41.42 | 3 | -1 | 32 | 12.4 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:39.745 | +41.42 | 3 | -1 | 32 | 12.4 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:49.839 | +51.51 | 8 | +3 | 11 | 22.0 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:49.839 | +51.51 | 8 | +3 | 11 | 22.0 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:49.839 | +51.51 | 8 | +3 | 11 | 22.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:49.839 | +51.51 | 8 | +3 | 11 | 22.0 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:57.617 | +59.29 | 4 | -2 | 35 | 14.6 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:57.617 | +59.29 | 4 | -2 | 35 | 14.6 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:57.617 | +59.29 | 4 | -2 | 35 | 14.6 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:57.617 | +59.29 | 4 | -2 | 35 | 14.6 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:58.144 | +59.82 | 5 | -2 | 37 | 13.6 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:58.144 | +59.82 | 5 | -2 | 37 | 13.6 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:58.144 | +59.82 | 5 | -2 | 37 | 13.6 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:58.144 | +59.82 | 5 | -2 | 37 | 13.6 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:09.523 | +71.20 | 1 | -7 | 41 | 13.0 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:09.523 | +71.20 | 1 | -7 | 41 | 13.0 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:09.523 | +71.20 | 1 | -7 | 41 | 13.0 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:09.523 | +71.20 | 1 | -7 | 41 | 13.0 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 13.4 contacts an event coming in.
5.400
Old Gristle takes the lead.
11.233
You do not see that every day.
15.144
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
18.600
And Old Gristle takes flight.
22.083
Big air for Wide Load. Recent finishes: 2-6-1-2-1.
25.706
Wide Load finds trouble. Averaging 10.2 contacts an event coming in.
29.628
Radiator is airborne. Recent finishes: 6-7-4-8-6.
34.800
And it's Yolk in front now.
40.033
Crooked Pete is losing places.
44.361
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 12.5 contacts an event coming in.
48.500
Absolute carnage.
54.761
Oh dear.
1:04.033
That is the sport, right there.
1:07.633
Wide Load gets hit hard.
1:11.700
Wide Load hits the front.
1:15.300
Absolute carnage.
1:18.828
And Yolk takes flight.
1:22.317
They will not want to see that again.
1:25.722
Stubbs is airborne.
1:30.428
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:35.078
And it all goes wrong.
1:41.039
Old Gristle takes a knock.
1:48.283
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
1:50.328
Wide Load is going to win this.
1:53.328
Stubbs takes it.
1:57.339
They will not want to see that again.
2:01.100
And Old Gristle takes flight.
2:05.467
Oh dear.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Refried Ron | 1.944 | Refried Ron 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 5.167 | Old Gristle 2.889 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 7.633 | Old Gristle 2.466 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 10.800 | Wide Load 2.933 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 13.594 | Refried Ron 2.200 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 16.489 | Radiator 2.766 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 17.739 | Old Gristle 1.250 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 18.906 | Stubbs 1.150 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 21.183 | Wide Load 1.028 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 23.606 | Stubbs 1.445 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Wide Load | 25.411 | Stubbs 1.633 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 27.206 | Stubbs 1.783 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 32.233 | Old Gristle 2.895 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Yolk | 36.283 | Yolk 2.944 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Yolk | 38.922 | Wide Load 2.455 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Stubbs | 41.594 | Stubbs 2.050 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Stubbs | 43.783 | Stubbs 2.189 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Stubbs | 48.050 | Old Gristle 4.111 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Stubbs | 49.850 | Old Gristle 1.689 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Stubbs | 52.028 | Crooked Pete 2.150 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 1:05.900 | Wide Load 13.239 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 1:08.689 | Yolk 1.411 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:12.550 | Tube Sock 3.255 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:14.206 | Wide Load 1.656 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:16.494 | Yolk 1.645 |
| The Gap | Hard | Wide Load | 1:19.678 | Yolk 1.655 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 1:21.539 | Yolk 1.328 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:23.967 | Yolk 1.795 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Wide Load | 1:26.461 | Wide Load 2.494 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 1:29.528 | Wide Load 3.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:31.467 | Wide Load 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 1:33.767 | Wide Load 2.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Wide Load | 1:35.661 | Wide Load 1.894 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 1:37.806 | Wide Load 2.145 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Wide Load | 1:39.661 | Wide Load 1.855 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 1:41.828 | Wide Load 2.167 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Wide Load | 1:42.750 | Wide Load 0.922 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Wide Load | 1:44.922 | Wide Load 2.172 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Wide Load | 1:47.389 | Wide Load 2.467 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:51.000 | Stubbs 1.156 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Wide Load | 1:53.328 | Stubbs 1.094 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-5-6-8-7.
169.37
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
190 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-9-7-5.
103.00
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
210 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-11-7-12.
126.29
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
210 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-5-5-5-4.
54.13
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
209 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-3-7-12-5.
148.57
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
209 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-5-16-5-9.
131.78
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
209 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 9-3-14-5-7.
135.97
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
208 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-15-6-14-7.
151.81
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
205 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-13-6-8.
97.64
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
212 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-7-8-6-5.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
207 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-8-6-7-12.
95.20
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
208 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 4-16-8-2-15.
141.94
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
211 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-4-10-8-3.
107.75
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
211 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 13-4-5-8-10.
137.94
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
215 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 14-1-3-3-2.
32.09
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
217 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-3-6-10-3.
15.16
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
200 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 15-1-2-3-3.
21.19
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
218 starts, 53 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-6-6-2-1.
9.53
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
206 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 6-2-8-2-1.
12.10
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
196 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-7-1-3.
13.24
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
217 starts, 104 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-2-1-1-4.
14.39
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
215 starts, 95 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-4-1-2-12.
11.26
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
209 starts, 95 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 5-2-7-1-1.
11.00
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
196 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-8-4-4-4.
29.81
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
217 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 8-9-4-1-8.
36.18
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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