· Season 8 · Round 27
Nan's Relay — Relay
FULL TIME
Fairness
Loading the recording
Bringing up the cameras…
auto
Report
Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:34.767 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 12.0 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:34.767 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 12.0 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:34.767 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 12.0 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:34.767 | — | 2 | +1 | 36 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:44.000 | +9.23 | 3 | +1 | 36 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:44.000 | +9.23 | 3 | +1 | 36 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:44.000 | +9.23 | 3 | +1 | 36 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:44.000 | +9.23 | 3 | +1 | 36 | 11.3 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:02.005 | +27.24 | 5 | +2 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 8:02.005 | +27.24 | 5 | +2 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:02.005 | +27.24 | 5 | +2 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:02.005 | +27.24 | 5 | +2 | 39 | 12.0 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:47.889 | +73.12 | 8 | +4 | 36 | 11.3 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:47.889 | +73.12 | 8 | +4 | 36 | 11.3 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:47.889 | +73.12 | 8 | +4 | 36 | 11.3 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:47.889 | +73.12 | 8 | +4 | 36 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:59.562 | +84.80 | 1 | -4 | 40 | 11.3 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:59.562 | +84.80 | 1 | -4 | 40 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:59.562 | +84.80 | 1 | -4 | 40 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:59.562 | +84.80 | 1 | -4 | 40 | 11.3 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:00.466 | +85.70 | 6 | 0 | 35 | 11.9 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:00.466 | +85.70 | 6 | 0 | 35 | 11.9 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:00.466 | +85.70 | 6 | 0 | 35 | 11.9 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:00.466 | +85.70 | 6 | 0 | 35 | 11.9 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:01.478 | +86.71 | 4 | -3 | 37 | 13.8 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:01.478 | +86.71 | 4 | -3 | 37 | 13.8 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:01.478 | +86.71 | 4 | -3 | 37 | 13.8 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:01.478 | +86.71 | 4 | -3 | 37 | 13.8 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:11.361 | +96.59 | 7 | -1 | 39 | 12.7 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:11.361 | +96.59 | 7 | -1 | 39 | 12.7 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:11.361 | +96.59 | 7 | -1 | 39 | 12.7 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:11.361 | +96.59 | 7 | -1 | 39 | 12.7 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.667
And it's Gravy in front now.
9.272
And Puck Yeah takes flight. Recent finishes: 10-2-1-2-1.
12.856
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
17.106
Butter Bean gets air. Recent finishes: 12-5-16-5-9.
21.267
Honey Mustard hits the front. Career record: 20 wins from 209, average finish 4.7.
24.717
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 10-2-1-2-1.
28.628
Up goes Radiator.
32.200
Look at that. Recent finishes: 12-5-16-5-9.
36.150
Up goes Honey Mustard.
39.672
And Gravy takes flight.
44.244
That is the sport, right there.
49.206
Radiator gets air.
53.694
Extraordinary scenes.
57.122
Gravy takes a knock.
1:00.889
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
1:04.350
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:07.944
Gravy is airborne.
1:11.606
Radiator gets air.
1:15.250
Big air for Honey Mustard.
1:19.228
Gravy finds trouble.
1:24.239
No idea what happened there.
1:36.950
Absolute carnage.
1:40.744
That is a big one for Honey Mustard.
1:47.511
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:48.478
Honey Mustard has it.
1:51.478
It is Puck Yeah!
1:56.956
Right into it goes Radiator.
2:01.961
That is the sport, right there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Tender Greg | 1.978 | Tender Greg 1.978 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 5.172 | Gravy 2.867 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 7.622 | Radiator 2.455 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 10.628 | Gravy 3.006 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Gravy | 12.383 | Radiator 1.750 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 14.439 | Gravy 2.056 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 15.794 | Gravy 1.355 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 18.317 | Honey Mustard 1.750 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 19.700 | Honey Mustard 1.383 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 21.967 | Puck Yeah 2.200 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 24.000 | Puck Yeah 1.939 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 25.717 | Puck Yeah 1.678 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 28.150 | Gravy 2.395 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 33.167 | Honey Mustard 5.017 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 36.472 | Puck Yeah 3.294 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 38.383 | Puck Yeah 1.756 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 39.856 | Puck Yeah 1.178 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Honey Mustard | 40.189 | Honey Mustard 0.333 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 52.094 | Tender Greg 2.845 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 54.361 | Damp Kevin 1.417 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 58.533 | Butter Bean 1.578 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:00.250 | Butter Bean 1.478 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:02.806 | Butter Bean 1.678 |
| The Gap | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:05.311 | Puck Yeah 2.167 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:06.994 | Puck Yeah 1.533 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:09.672 | Gravy 2.328 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:13.100 | Puck Yeah 1.883 |
| Big Air | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:15.644 | Puck Yeah 2.422 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:17.311 | Puck Yeah 1.667 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:22.033 | Radiator 2.933 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:26.683 | Radiator 4.312 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:28.928 | Honey Mustard 2.245 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:31.733 | Tender Greg 2.333 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:33.933 | Puck Yeah 2.006 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:38.322 | Gravy 3.772 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:41.278 | Puck Yeah 2.611 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1:45.678 | Gravy 4.039 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:48.550 | Puck Yeah 2.672 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1:50.128 | Honey Mustard 1.395 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1:51.478 | Honey Mustard 1.350 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-10-5-6-8.
202.46
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-7-7-6.
116.00
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
191 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-7-9-7.
141.63
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
212 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-6-5-11.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
210 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-9-3-14-5.
190.83
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
210 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-3-7-12.
178.66
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
212 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-5-3-5-5.
101.15
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
210 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-3-5-16-5.
159.46
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1
213 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-11-7-8-6.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
207 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-7-7-13.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4
209 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-7-15-6-14.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
208 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-4-8-6-7.
132.72
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
212 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-13-4-5-8.
160.73
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
210 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-7-4-16-8.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
212 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-12-4-10-8.
149.92
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
202 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-15-1-2.
20.07
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
216 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-14-1-3-3.
31.54
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
218 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-1-3-6-10.
18.75
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
195 starts, 48 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-6-2-1.
9.24
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
220 starts, 53 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-1-6-6.
9.36
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
220 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-6-2-15-2.
11.19
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
207 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-6-2-8-2.
11.52
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1
219 starts, 106 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-3-2-1.
10.49
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3
216 starts, 96 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-4-1-2.
10.03
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-4-8-4.
40.95
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
210 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-8-4-7-4.
44.54
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
218 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-8-9-4-1.
43.82
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
216 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-16-8-4-5.
71.90
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
On the record
0 callsNobody has committed to anything yet.