· Season 8 · Round 34
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:37.934 | — | 7 | +6 | 47 | 12.8 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:37.934 | — | 7 | +6 | 47 | 12.8 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:37.934 | — | 7 | +6 | 47 | 12.8 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:37.934 | — | 7 | +6 | 47 | 12.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:08.666 | +30.73 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21.3 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:08.666 | +30.73 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21.3 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:08.666 | +30.73 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:08.666 | +30.73 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21.3 |
| 3 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:21.072 | +43.14 | 8 | +5 | 51 | 13.6 |
| 3 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:21.072 | +43.14 | 8 | +5 | 51 | 13.6 |
| 3 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:21.072 | +43.14 | 8 | +5 | 51 | 13.6 |
| 3 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:21.072 | +43.14 | 8 | +5 | 51 | 13.6 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:37.156 | +59.22 | 4 | 0 | 38 | 13.0 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:37.156 | +59.22 | 4 | 0 | 38 | 13.0 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:37.156 | +59.22 | 4 | 0 | 38 | 13.0 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:37.156 | +59.22 | 4 | 0 | 38 | 13.0 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:41.938 | +64.00 | 3 | -2 | 51 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:41.938 | +64.00 | 3 | -2 | 51 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:41.938 | +64.00 | 3 | -2 | 51 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:41.938 | +64.00 | 3 | -2 | 51 | 11.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:43.943 | +66.01 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 22.1 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:43.943 | +66.01 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 22.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:43.943 | +66.01 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 22.1 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:43.943 | +66.01 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 22.1 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:49.733 | +71.80 | 1 | -6 | 35 | 13.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:49.733 | +71.80 | 1 | -6 | 35 | 13.9 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:49.733 | +71.80 | 1 | -6 | 35 | 13.9 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:49.733 | +71.80 | 1 | -6 | 35 | 13.9 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:00.861 | +82.93 | 5 | -3 | 8 | 22.3 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:00.861 | +82.93 | 5 | -3 | 8 | 22.3 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:00.861 | +82.93 | 5 | -3 | 8 | 22.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:00.861 | +82.93 | 5 | -3 | 8 | 22.3 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 13.2 contacts an event coming in.
5.433
Slapper goes to the front. Career record: 100 wins from 219, average finish 3.3.
10.883
Slapper is completely off the deck.
14.356
Floppy Joe gets air.
18.606
And Crawlspace takes flight.
22.439
Big air for Custard.
26.656
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-3-5-2-14.
32.033
Big move from The Kidney.
48.756
Absolute carnage.
52.317
Right into it goes Custard.
58.517
Custard is airborne.
1:11.817
Up goes Second Sock.
1:16.272
Big air for Second Sock. Recent finishes: 5-7-6-15-4.
1:19.939
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 11-8-7-8-8.
1:25.156
They will not want to see that again.
1:29.211
Up goes Custard.
1:34.572
Big air for Custard.
1:38.306
They will not want to see that again.
1:45.183
Custard finds trouble.
1:53.167
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:57.778
Chunk has it.
1:58.867
Chunk goes to the front.
2:02.267
Chunk takes it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Crawlspace | 1.950 | Crawlspace 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 5.133 | Slapper 2.877 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Slapper | 7.589 | Slapper 2.456 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 10.472 | Slapper 2.883 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 12.661 | The Kidney 1.994 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 15.356 | Crawlspace 2.600 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 16.711 | Thick Rick 1.239 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 17.961 | Thick Rick 1.122 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 19.394 | Thick Rick 1.045 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 22.606 | Thick Rick 1.322 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Floppy Joe | 26.828 | Thick Rick 1.339 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Second Sock | 29.944 | Custard 1.889 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Second Sock | 33.067 | Second Sock 3.123 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Second Sock | 35.161 | The Kidney 1.828 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Second Sock | 38.150 | Chunk 2.433 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Second Sock | 41.117 | Custard 2.450 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Second Sock | 43.461 | Chunk 2.006 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Second Sock | 48.350 | Chunk 3.883 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Second Sock | 50.356 | Chunk 1.656 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Second Sock | 52.889 | Second Sock 2.533 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Second Sock | 1:07.933 | Chunk 13.311 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Second Sock | 1:09.417 | Second Sock 1.484 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Second Sock | 1:11.106 | Second Sock 1.689 |
| The Drops | Metal | Second Sock | 1:12.600 | Second Sock 1.494 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Second Sock | 1:14.611 | The Kidney 1.894 |
| The Gap | Hard | Second Sock | 1:17.539 | Chunk 2.245 |
| The Drops | Hard | Second Sock | 1:19.717 | Chunk 1.605 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Second Sock | 1:23.244 | Chunk 2.300 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Second Sock | 1:28.517 | Chunk 2.645 |
| Big Air | Metal | Second Sock | 1:33.444 | Chunk 3.483 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Second Sock | 1:36.417 | Crawlspace 2.855 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Second Sock | 1:39.811 | Chunk 2.967 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Second Sock | 1:42.911 | Chunk 2.361 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Second Sock | 1:45.900 | Chunk 2.322 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Second Sock | 1:48.800 | Chunk 2.656 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Second Sock | 1:51.572 | Chunk 2.066 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Second Sock | 1:52.883 | Chunk 0.945 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Second Sock | 1:55.856 | Chunk 2.028 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Chunk | 1:58.867 | Chunk 2.461 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Chunk | 1:59.867 | Chunk 1.000 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Chunk | 2:00.778 | Chunk 0.911 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
197 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-3-9-7-4.
140.83
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-7-6-10-5.
87.56
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
217 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-3-7-7-8.
143.13
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
213 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 15-4-8-5-3.
147.45
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
213 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-8-12-5-8.
101.38
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
217 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-4-10-8-3.
130.41
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
215 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-5-14-8-10.
114.24
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1
217 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-11-5-8.
106.18
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
218 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-5-16-5-9.
163.76
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
212 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-5-5-7-16.
134.06
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
219 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-8-6-8-6.
120.27
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
213 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-6-14-8-7.
145.20
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
211 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-8-6-7-4.
98.70
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
215 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-12-6-7-12.
100.83
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
219 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 14-1-3-3-14.
37.17
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
220 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-3-3-1-3.
11.90
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
209 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-1-3-15-3.
19.72
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
224 starts, 54 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 7-13-1-3-2.
15.40
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
213 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-7-2-5-1.
9.40
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
217 starts, 98 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 9-2-1-2-2.
12.56
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
218 starts, 96 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-2-1-2-4.
9.98
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
200 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-6-1-2.
13.38
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
223 starts, 107 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 10-2-1-2-1.
12.45
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
220 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 6-4-4-8-9.
32.56
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-6-4-8-7.
53.10
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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