· Season 8 · Round 36
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:15.640 | — | 2 | +1 | 38 | 12.3 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:15.640 | — | 2 | +1 | 38 | 12.3 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:15.640 | — | 2 | +1 | 38 | 12.3 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:15.640 | — | 2 | +1 | 38 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:01.039 | +45.40 | 6 | +4 | 46 | 13.1 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:01.039 | +45.40 | 6 | +4 | 46 | 13.1 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 8:01.039 | +45.40 | 6 | +4 | 46 | 13.1 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:01.039 | +45.40 | 6 | +4 | 46 | 13.1 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:23.900 | +68.26 | 1 | -2 | 45 | 11.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:23.900 | +68.26 | 1 | -2 | 45 | 11.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:23.900 | +68.26 | 1 | -2 | 45 | 11.6 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:23.900 | +68.26 | 1 | -2 | 45 | 11.6 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:33.860 | +78.22 | 4 | 0 | 39 | 11.9 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:33.860 | +78.22 | 4 | 0 | 39 | 11.9 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:33.860 | +78.22 | 4 | 0 | 39 | 11.9 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:33.860 | +78.22 | 4 | 0 | 39 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:51.034 | +95.39 | 5 | 0 | 32 | 11.8 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:51.034 | +95.39 | 5 | 0 | 32 | 11.8 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:51.034 | +95.39 | 5 | 0 | 32 | 11.8 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:51.034 | +95.39 | 5 | 0 | 32 | 11.8 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:03.150 | +107.51 | 8 | +2 | 37 | 13.8 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:03.150 | +107.51 | 8 | +2 | 37 | 13.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:03.150 | +107.51 | 8 | +2 | 37 | 13.8 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:03.150 | +107.51 | 8 | +2 | 37 | 13.8 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:05.289 | +109.65 | 3 | -4 | 39 | 11.4 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:05.289 | +109.65 | 3 | -4 | 39 | 11.4 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:05.289 | +109.65 | 3 | -4 | 39 | 11.4 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:05.289 | +109.65 | 3 | -4 | 39 | 11.4 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:25.806 | +130.17 | 7 | -1 | 48 | 12.2 |
| 8 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:25.806 | +130.17 | 7 | -1 | 48 | 12.2 |
| 8 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 9:25.806 | +130.17 | 7 | -1 | 48 | 12.2 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:25.806 | +130.17 | 7 | -1 | 48 | 12.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 14.1 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Big move from Custard. Recent finishes: 7-4-5-4-4.
12.900
Crooked Pete is airborne. Recent finishes: 11-6-9-7-7.
16.794
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-5-3.
23.167
Slapper is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-1-1-9-2.
27.367
Butter Bean takes a knock.
32.033
Oh dear.
40.733
Slapper is completely off the deck.
44.467
Well, that was always going to happen.
47.917
They will not want to see that again.
51.772
Big air for Tube Sock.
56.033
Chunk is losing places.
1:03.628
No idea what happened there.
1:07.361
Up goes Custard.
1:10.839
Chunk is airborne.
1:14.750
Big air for Crooked Pete.
1:18.467
No idea what happened there.
1:26.733
Radiator is completely off the deck.
1:33.511
Absolute carnage.
1:38.583
Heavy contact for Custard.
1:42.111
Slapper finds trouble.
1:48.933
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:51.628
Slapper is going to win this.
1:54.628
Slapper takes it.
2:01.694
Custard takes a knock.
2:11.911
Radiator finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Butter Bean | 1.961 | Butter Bean 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Butter Bean | 5.283 | Crooked Pete 3.206 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Crooked Pete | 8.561 | Slapper 2.505 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Crooked Pete | 11.972 | Slapper 2.345 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Crooked Pete | 13.750 | Slapper 1.500 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 15.894 | Slapper 1.938 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 17.167 | Slapper 1.273 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 19.422 | Slapper 2.255 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 20.722 | Slapper 1.300 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 22.767 | Slapper 2.045 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 24.528 | Slapper 1.761 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 26.078 | Slapper 1.550 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 32.078 | Chunk 2.417 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Chunk | 36.961 | Chunk 4.883 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 40.333 | Slapper 3.228 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 42.311 | Slapper 1.828 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 43.656 | Chunk 1.345 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Chunk | 45.289 | Crooked Pete 0.650 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 55.989 | Slapper 2.722 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 59.028 | Butter Bean 1.389 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:02.861 | Butter Bean 1.534 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:04.506 | Butter Bean 1.450 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:06.394 | Custard 1.717 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:08.350 | Chunk 1.867 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:09.772 | Chunk 1.344 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:11.728 | Lil Nugget 1.917 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 1:13.867 | Slapper 2.139 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:17.122 | Slapper 3.255 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:19.117 | Slapper 1.995 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:24.517 | Chunk 3.467 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:29.756 | Chunk 4.300 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:31.956 | Chunk 2.172 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:34.311 | Slapper 2.355 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:36.289 | Slapper 1.978 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:39.911 | Slapper 3.622 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:42.794 | Radiator 2.645 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:47.039 | Chunk 3.739 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Slapper | 1:49.728 | Slapper 2.689 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:52.383 | Butter Bean 1.988 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 1:54.628 | Butter Bean 1.812 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-3-7-6-10.
142.59
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
219 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-3-7-7-6.
112.06
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
219 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-6-3-7.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
198 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-8-3-9-7.
196.21
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
218 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-13-4-10-8.
162.52
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
216 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-5-14-8.
184.90
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
215 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-6-15-4-8.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
214 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-8-12-5.
133.06
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1
219 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-12-5-16-5.
211.17
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
213 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-7-5-5-7.
216.34
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
219 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-5-8-11.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
212 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-11-8-6-7.
127.84
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
217 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-5-8-12-6.
185.98
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
214 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-8-6-14-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
220 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-5-8-6-8.
165.68
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
222 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-2-1-3-3.
16.26
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
220 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-14-1-3-3.
36.06
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
210 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-1-3-15.
18.07
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
225 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-7-1-6.
10.17
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
225 starts, 54 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-7-13-1-3.
13.65
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
215 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-2-7-2.
10.07
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
198 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-7-1-2-2.
8.31
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2
224 starts, 108 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-10-2-1-2.
11.63
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
221 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-6-4-4-8.
38.98
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
223 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-16-6-4-3.
66.83
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
215 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-4-6-6-4.
55.65
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
204 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-6-4-8.
54.52
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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