· Season 8 · Round 43
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 20 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:33.261 | — | 6 | +5 | 40 | 15.4 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:33.261 | — | 6 | +5 | 40 | 15.4 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:33.261 | — | 6 | +5 | 40 | 15.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:33.261 | — | 6 | +5 | 40 | 15.4 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:54.210 | +20.95 | 7 | +5 | 39 | 15.5 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:54.210 | +20.95 | 7 | +5 | 39 | 15.5 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:54.210 | +20.95 | 7 | +5 | 39 | 15.5 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:54.210 | +20.95 | 7 | +5 | 39 | 15.5 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:33.072 | +59.81 | 2 | -1 | 5 | 18.4 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:33.072 | +59.81 | 2 | -1 | 5 | 18.4 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:33.072 | +59.81 | 2 | -1 | 5 | 18.4 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:33.072 | +59.81 | 2 | -1 | 5 | 18.4 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:36.350 | +63.09 | 5 | +1 | 32 | 12.3 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:36.350 | +63.09 | 5 | +1 | 32 | 12.3 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:36.350 | +63.09 | 5 | +1 | 32 | 12.3 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:36.350 | +63.09 | 5 | +1 | 32 | 12.3 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:56.689 | +83.43 | 4 | -1 | 43 | 13.2 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:56.689 | +83.43 | 4 | -1 | 43 | 13.2 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:56.689 | +83.43 | 4 | -1 | 43 | 13.2 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:56.689 | +83.43 | 4 | -1 | 43 | 13.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:14.810 | +101.55 | 3 | -3 | 43 | 13.1 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:14.810 | +101.55 | 3 | -3 | 43 | 13.1 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:14.810 | +101.55 | 3 | -3 | 43 | 13.1 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:14.810 | +101.55 | 3 | -3 | 43 | 13.1 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:16.100 | +102.84 | 8 | +1 | 30 | 16.1 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:16.100 | +102.84 | 8 | +1 | 30 | 16.1 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:16.100 | +102.84 | 8 | +1 | 30 | 16.1 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:16.100 | +102.84 | 8 | +1 | 30 | 16.1 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:16.810 | +103.55 | 1 | -7 | 44 | 14.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:16.810 | +103.55 | 1 | -7 | 44 | 14.2 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:16.810 | +103.55 | 1 | -7 | 44 | 14.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:16.810 | +103.55 | 1 | -7 | 44 | 14.2 |
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble.
8.033
You do not see that every day.
12.500
That is not going to help.
15.939
Refried Ron is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-12-6-15-5.
19.456
Damp Kevin gets air. Recent finishes: 6-15-7-4-7.
23.783
Well, that was always going to happen.
28.028
And The Coaster takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-1-7-1-1.
31.533
And it all goes wrong. Averaging 11.2 contacts an event coming in.
40.172
Custard finds trouble.
45.856
Custard is completely off the deck.
49.350
Absolute carnage. Averaging 15.4 contacts an event coming in.
52.789
And Thick Rick takes flight.
57.933
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
1:05.933
Look at that.
1:09.633
Custard is airborne.
1:13.367
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:16.778
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:20.872
Thick Rick is completely off the deck.
1:24.289
Crawlspace gets hit hard.
1:28.117
Up goes Refried Ron.
1:31.606
Big air for Crooked Pete.
1:38.156
Thick Rick takes a knock.
1:42.839
The Coaster gets air.
1:46.306
Here comes Custard.
1:48.256
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:51.656
The Coaster takes it.
1:56.417
Extraordinary scenes.
2:03.894
It is chaos out there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Custard | 1.972 | Custard 1.972 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Custard | 5.339 | Crawlspace 3.156 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Damp Kevin | 8.250 | Chunk 2.489 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Damp Kevin | 11.744 | Chunk 2.367 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 13.689 | Chunk 1.522 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Damp Kevin | 17.294 | Thick Rick 2.761 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Damp Kevin | 18.722 | The Coaster 1.183 |
| The Drops | Metal | Damp Kevin | 20.150 | The Coaster 1.073 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Damp Kevin | 21.689 | Thick Rick 1.106 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Custard | 23.578 | Thick Rick 1.472 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Custard | 25.067 | Custard 1.489 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Custard | 26.639 | Custard 1.572 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Custard | 29.317 | Custard 2.678 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Custard | 31.228 | Custard 1.911 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Custard | 34.267 | Thick Rick 2.489 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Custard | 37.128 | The Coaster 2.366 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Custard | 39.378 | Thick Rick 2.150 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Custard | 43.722 | Thick Rick 4.145 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Custard | 45.639 | Thick Rick 1.716 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Custard | 48.061 | Custard 2.422 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Custard | 1:02.678 | The Coaster 12.706 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Custard | 1:04.050 | Custard 1.372 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Custard | 1:05.617 | Custard 1.567 |
| The Drops | Metal | Custard | 1:07.000 | Custard 1.383 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Custard | 1:08.517 | Custard 1.517 |
| The Gap | Hard | Custard | 1:10.367 | Custard 1.850 |
| The Drops | Hard | Custard | 1:11.872 | Custard 1.505 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Custard | 1:14.294 | The Coaster 2.394 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Custard | 1:19.456 | The Coaster 2.906 |
| Big Air | Metal | Custard | 1:23.644 | The Coaster 3.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Custard | 1:26.167 | The Coaster 2.116 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Custard | 1:29.167 | The Coaster 2.423 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Custard | 1:31.694 | The Coaster 1.977 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Custard | 1:34.667 | The Coaster 2.450 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Custard | 1:37.517 | The Coaster 2.523 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Custard | 1:40.033 | The Coaster 2.305 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Custard | 1:41.194 | The Coaster 0.989 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Custard | 1:44.078 | The Coaster 2.600 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Custard | 1:46.983 | The Coaster 2.428 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Custard | 1:48.161 | The Coaster 1.028 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Custard | 1:49.306 | The Coaster 1.022 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
231 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-6-9-7-7.
118.90
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-7-3-14.
111.91
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
200 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-7-8-3.
103.20
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
224 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-6-13-7-8.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-7-8-5-6.
130.43
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
218 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-5-7-6.
140.93
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
221 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-5-11-6-13.
93.72
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
218 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-7-5-6.
80.60
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
217 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-5-8-8-16.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-5-11-8-7.
191.63
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
221 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-8-12-5.
98.90
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
217 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-12-8-12-8.
98.92
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
224 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 3-10-6-10-5.
96.15
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
216 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-6-6-4-5.
100.36
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
217 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-3-6-5-8.
107.88
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
222 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-3-14-6-15.
152.31
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
225 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 12-2-2-3-5.
33.47
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
212 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-2-3-1.
15.06
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
226 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-2-3-5-3.
15.07
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
229 starts, 55 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-1-2-2-3.
11.01
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
219 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-16-2-1-2.
13.73
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
224 starts, 99 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-8-6-1-8.
15.06
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
206 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 8-1-1-3-1.
11.73
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
229 starts, 111 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-8-1-1-1.
10.57
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
220 starts, 100 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 8-1-1-9-2.
12.05
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
225 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-4-5-4-4.
36.68
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
208 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 16-7-4-7-4.
75.16
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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