· Season 8 · Round 45
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:32.850 | — | 2 | +1 | 29 | 13.8 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:32.850 | — | 2 | +1 | 29 | 13.8 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:32.850 | — | 2 | +1 | 29 | 13.8 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:32.850 | — | 2 | +1 | 29 | 13.8 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:55.000 | +22.15 | 6 | +4 | 46 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:55.000 | +22.15 | 6 | +4 | 46 | 11.3 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:55.000 | +22.15 | 6 | +4 | 46 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:55.000 | +22.15 | 6 | +4 | 46 | 11.3 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:05.445 | +32.60 | 1 | -2 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:05.445 | +32.60 | 1 | -2 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:05.445 | +32.60 | 1 | -2 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 8:05.445 | +32.60 | 1 | -2 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:22.377 | +49.53 | 3 | -1 | 37 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:22.377 | +49.53 | 3 | -1 | 37 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:22.377 | +49.53 | 3 | -1 | 37 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:22.377 | +49.53 | 3 | -1 | 37 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:56.139 | +83.29 | 5 | 0 | 43 | 11.0 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:56.139 | +83.29 | 5 | 0 | 43 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:56.139 | +83.29 | 5 | 0 | 43 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:56.139 | +83.29 | 5 | 0 | 43 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:58.482 | +85.63 | 8 | +2 | 40 | 12.6 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:58.482 | +85.63 | 8 | +2 | 40 | 12.6 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:58.482 | +85.63 | 8 | +2 | 40 | 12.6 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:58.482 | +85.63 | 8 | +2 | 40 | 12.6 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:01.045 | +88.20 | 7 | 0 | 35 | 11.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:01.045 | +88.20 | 7 | 0 | 35 | 11.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:01.045 | +88.20 | 7 | 0 | 35 | 11.5 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:01.045 | +88.20 | 7 | 0 | 35 | 11.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:01.345 | +88.50 | 4 | -4 | 46 | 12.0 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:01.345 | +88.50 | 4 | -4 | 46 | 12.0 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:01.345 | +88.50 | 4 | -4 | 46 | 12.0 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:01.345 | +88.50 | 4 | -4 | 46 | 12.0 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.500
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
8.033
The Lieutenant is coming through.
12.183
The Lieutenant is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-16.
16.033
Floppy Joe is last now.
21.567
And The Coaster takes flight. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-7-1.
25.111
Big air for The Coaster.
28.544
Big air for Stubbs.
32.033
Sweaty Gerald is losing places.
37.161
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-7-1.
40.628
The Coaster is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-7-1.
44.489
Oh dear.
47.972
Tender Greg finds trouble.
51.633
The Lieutenant has the lead. Career record: 60 wins from 222, average finish 3.8.
55.561
That is a big one for Floppy Joe.
59.739
Look at that.
1:03.522
The Lieutenant is airborne.
1:07.317
Big air for The Coaster.
1:11.861
Floppy Joe is completely off the deck.
1:15.489
The Unit gets hit hard.
1:19.567
Floppy Joe is airborne.
1:23.678
Big air for Tender Greg.
1:27.533
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:33.144
Absolute carnage.
1:37.289
Stubbs gets hit hard.
1:43.778
The Coaster is going to win this.
1:44.239
That is a big one for Tender Greg.
1:47.639
The Coaster wins it.
1:52.033
The Unit slips to the rear.
1:59.783
The Unit finds trouble.
2:05.256
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:16.033
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Damp Kevin | 1.983 | Damp Kevin 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 5.117 | The Lieutenant 2.850 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 7.378 | The Lieutenant 2.261 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 10.472 | The Coaster 2.906 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 12.278 | Stubbs 1.694 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 14.361 | The Coaster 1.983 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 16.111 | The Coaster 1.345 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 18.028 | The Lieutenant 1.917 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 19.439 | The Lieutenant 1.411 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 21.806 | The Coaster 2.172 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 23.761 | The Coaster 1.906 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 25.328 | The Lieutenant 1.567 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 27.650 | The Coaster 2.289 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 33.917 | Tender Greg 5.450 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 37.239 | The Coaster 3.183 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 39.333 | The Coaster 1.789 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 41.111 | Stubbs 1.445 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Stubbs | 49.556 | Damp Kevin 0.577 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 52.928 | The Coaster 2.583 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 54.206 | The Coaster 1.267 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 55.583 | The Coaster 1.377 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 56.800 | The Coaster 1.217 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 58.611 | The Coaster 1.811 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:00.506 | The Coaster 1.895 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:01.839 | The Coaster 1.333 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:03.922 | The Coaster 2.083 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:05.744 | The Coaster 1.822 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:08.361 | The Coaster 2.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:10.117 | The Coaster 1.756 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:14.261 | Floppy Joe 2.856 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:20.828 | The Lieutenant 4.405 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:23.033 | The Lieutenant 2.195 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:25.378 | Sweaty Gerald 2.233 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:27.428 | The Coaster 2.050 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:30.889 | The Coaster 3.461 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:33.806 | Tender Greg 2.555 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:37.972 | Tender Greg 2.900 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:40.700 | The Coaster 2.728 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:44.428 | The Unit 1.395 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:46.778 | The Unit 1.272 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
201 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-7-7-8.
128.68
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
225 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-14-6-13-7.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-6-5-7.
208.60
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
232 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-11-6-9-7.
153.86
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
223 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-4-7-8-5.
202.83
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
222 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-5-11-6.
126.11
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
219 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-4-5-7.
187.05
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
220 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-7-4-7.
198.13
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
218 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-5-12-8-12.
158.39
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
218 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-15-5-8-8.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-13-5-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-5-8-8-12.
122.56
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
223 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-10-3-14-6.
204.58
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
217 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-3-6-6-4.
148.50
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
225 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-3-10-6-10.
128.80
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
219 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-8-9-3-6.
219.30
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
226 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-12-2-2-3.
33.07
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
228 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-4-2-3.
18.55
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
213 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-2-3-2-3.
15.14
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
220 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-16-2-1.
12.00
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
201 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-2-3-7.
7.05
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
233 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-2-5-1-2.
12.86
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
230 starts, 55 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-3-1-2-2.
10.26
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
226 starts, 101 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-8-6.
12.14
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3
230 starts, 112 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-8-1-1.
10.03
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
209 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-16-7-4-7.
64.60
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
227 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-4-9-4.
56.98
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
222 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-4-6-7-15.
72.00
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
226 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-7-4-5-4.
42.71
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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