· Season 8 · Round 7
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 24 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:59.333 | — | 8 | +7 | 36 | 14.6 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:59.333 | — | 8 | +7 | 36 | 14.6 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:59.333 | — | 8 | +7 | 36 | 14.6 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:59.333 | — | 8 | +7 | 36 | 14.6 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:49.544 | +50.21 | 7 | +5 | 39 | 13.7 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:49.544 | +50.21 | 7 | +5 | 39 | 13.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:49.544 | +50.21 | 7 | +5 | 39 | 13.7 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:49.544 | +50.21 | 7 | +5 | 39 | 13.7 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:15.289 | +75.96 | 4 | +1 | 32 | 14.2 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:15.289 | +75.96 | 4 | +1 | 32 | 14.2 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:15.289 | +75.96 | 4 | +1 | 32 | 14.2 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:15.289 | +75.96 | 4 | +1 | 32 | 14.2 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:39.439 | +100.11 | 1 | -3 | 46 | 13.4 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:39.439 | +100.11 | 1 | -3 | 46 | 13.4 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:39.439 | +100.11 | 1 | -3 | 46 | 13.4 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:39.439 | +100.11 | 1 | -3 | 46 | 13.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:52.728 | +113.40 | 6 | +1 | 35 | 12.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:52.728 | +113.40 | 6 | +1 | 35 | 12.8 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:52.728 | +113.40 | 6 | +1 | 35 | 12.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:52.728 | +113.40 | 6 | +1 | 35 | 12.8 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:06.644 | +127.31 | 5 | -1 | 43 | 14.4 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:06.644 | +127.31 | 5 | -1 | 43 | 14.4 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:06.644 | +127.31 | 5 | -1 | 43 | 14.4 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:06.644 | +127.31 | 5 | -1 | 43 | 14.4 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:55.438 | +176.11 | 2 | -5 | 45 | 11.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:55.438 | +176.11 | 2 | -5 | 45 | 11.0 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:55.438 | +176.11 | 2 | -5 | 45 | 11.0 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:55.438 | +176.11 | 2 | -5 | 45 | 11.0 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:09.505 | +190.17 | 3 | -5 | 6 | 25.5 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:09.505 | +190.17 | 3 | -5 | 6 | 25.5 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:09.505 | +190.17 | 3 | -5 | 6 | 25.5 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:09.505 | +190.17 | 3 | -5 | 6 | 25.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
8.033
Big move from Chunk.
11.739
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-2-15-1-1.
16.400
And Second Sock takes flight.
19.833
Big air for Chunk. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-2-2.
23.267
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
27.478
Big air for Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-7-3.
30.911
They will not want to see that again.
35.006
That is a big one for Custard. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
41.961
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.5 contacts an event coming in.
48.822
Right into it goes The Unit.
55.067
Big air for The Unit.
1:01.806
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
1:08.922
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:12.639
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:16.633
You do not see that every day.
1:20.344
That is not going to help.
1:23.844
Look at that.
1:27.861
And Second Sock takes flight.
1:31.800
And The Unit takes flight.
1:35.639
Right into it goes Custard.
1:40.056
Stubbs takes a knock.
1:42.039
Here comes The Coaster.
1:45.039
The Coaster takes it.
1:50.550
Oh dear.
1:55.439
And The Unit takes flight.
2:00.878
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:05.567
That is the sport, right there.
2:11.589
Heavy contact for Crooked Pete.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | The Coaster | 1.939 | The Coaster 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 4.939 | Chunk 2.789 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 7.411 | The Coaster 2.472 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 10.189 | The Coaster 2.778 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 13.383 | Stubbs 2.117 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 15.761 | Chunk 2.623 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 17.011 | The Coaster 1.250 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 18.139 | The Coaster 1.128 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Chunk | 19.572 | Chunk 1.050 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 23.067 | Chunk 1.506 |
| The Washboard | Metal | The Coaster | 25.044 | Custard 1.783 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 27.256 | Custard 1.795 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 31.989 | Stubbs 3.067 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Custard | 34.483 | Stubbs 1.622 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Custard | 37.411 | Stubbs 2.239 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Custard | 40.272 | Stubbs 2.006 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Stubbs | 42.511 | The Coaster 2.011 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Custard | 46.800 | The Coaster 3.755 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Custard | 48.611 | The Coaster 1.589 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Stubbs | 51.528 | The Unit 2.628 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:05.733 | The Coaster 13.494 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 1:07.150 | The Coaster 1.417 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:08.606 | The Coaster 1.456 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 1:09.906 | The Coaster 1.300 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:11.500 | The Coaster 1.594 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:13.467 | The Coaster 1.967 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:14.950 | The Coaster 1.483 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:17.139 | The Coaster 2.189 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:20.700 | The Coaster 3.561 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:24.894 | The Coaster 4.194 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:27.150 | The Coaster 2.256 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:29.589 | The Coaster 2.439 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:31.500 | The Coaster 1.911 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:33.739 | The Coaster 2.239 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:35.578 | The Coaster 1.839 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:37.667 | The Coaster 2.089 |
| The Kicker | Metal | The Coaster | 1:38.572 | The Coaster 0.905 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:40.744 | The Coaster 2.172 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | The Coaster | 1:42.989 | The Coaster 2.245 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:44.072 | The Coaster 1.083 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | The Coaster | 1:45.039 | The Coaster 0.967 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-4-9-9.
89.40
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-6-4-7.
189.09
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
199 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-6-4-7-12.
115.52
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
183 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-12-4-3-7.
151.71
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-3-5-10.
109.71
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
193 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-4-9-3-13.
112.25
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-3-15-8-14.
93.10
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
203 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-4-14-3-8.
134.97
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-11-6-8.
163.12
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
197 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-6-14-6.
61.66
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
194 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 15-7-6-6-6.
108.73
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
194 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-7-10-6-6.
125.05
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
201 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-8-8-5-5.
84.67
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-4-5-16.
103.80
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-8-13-5-16.
150.77
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-8-5-6-15.
130.73
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
191 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 13-3-7-8-16.
44.45
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
207 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-3-5-8-3.
16.09
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
201 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-8-3-1-12.
22.10
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
195 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-1-5-1.
11.12
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
203 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-14-1-3.
13.47
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
202 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-1-16-2-2.
16.12
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
188 starts, 75 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-1-2-1-1.
11.72
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
204 starts, 99 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-2-11-2.
9.30
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
196 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 3-1-2-1-2.
9.52
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
200 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-5-4-7-4.
34.76
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-3-7-2-4.
30.15
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
200 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 16-5-5-7-13.
117.99
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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