· Season 8 · Round 9
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:46.006 | — | 4 | +3 | 40 | 11.5 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:46.006 | — | 4 | +3 | 40 | 11.5 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:46.006 | — | 4 | +3 | 40 | 11.5 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:46.006 | — | 4 | +3 | 40 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:54.528 | +8.52 | 3 | +1 | 39 | 11.8 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:54.528 | +8.52 | 3 | +1 | 39 | 11.8 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:54.528 | +8.52 | 3 | +1 | 39 | 11.8 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:54.528 | +8.52 | 3 | +1 | 39 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:24.017 | +38.01 | 1 | -2 | 42 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:24.017 | +38.01 | 1 | -2 | 42 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 8:24.017 | +38.01 | 1 | -2 | 42 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:24.017 | +38.01 | 1 | -2 | 42 | 11.7 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:37.795 | +51.79 | 7 | +3 | 35 | 12.5 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:37.795 | +51.79 | 7 | +3 | 35 | 12.5 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:37.795 | +51.79 | 7 | +3 | 35 | 12.5 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:37.795 | +51.79 | 7 | +3 | 35 | 12.5 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:41.033 | +55.03 | 5 | 0 | 34 | 11.7 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:41.033 | +55.03 | 5 | 0 | 34 | 11.7 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:41.033 | +55.03 | 5 | 0 | 34 | 11.7 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:41.033 | +55.03 | 5 | 0 | 34 | 11.7 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:51.455 | +65.45 | 2 | -4 | 39 | 11.1 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:51.455 | +65.45 | 2 | -4 | 39 | 11.1 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:51.455 | +65.45 | 2 | -4 | 39 | 11.1 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:51.455 | +65.45 | 2 | -4 | 39 | 11.1 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:12.661 | +86.66 | 6 | -1 | 46 | 11.7 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:12.661 | +86.66 | 6 | -1 | 46 | 11.7 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:12.661 | +86.66 | 6 | -1 | 46 | 11.7 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:12.661 | +86.66 | 6 | -1 | 46 | 11.7 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:16.938 | +90.93 | 8 | 0 | 49 | 10.6 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:16.938 | +90.93 | 8 | 0 | 49 | 10.6 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:16.938 | +90.93 | 8 | 0 | 49 | 10.6 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:16.938 | +90.93 | 8 | 0 | 49 | 10.6 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
Wide Load is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-1-4.
11.611
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-1-4.
15.572
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
19.933
Big air for Wide Load.
23.428
Right into it goes Lil Nugget.
27.467
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
30.967
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 5-14-7-6-12.
36.850
And Wide Load takes flight.
40.472
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-6-8-1-3.
44.372
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-10-2-4-6.
48.278
Tender Greg gets air.
51.933
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
56.033
You do not see that every day.
1:00.033
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:04.144
Wide Load is airborne.
1:07.933
Big air for Gravy.
1:11.433
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:14.967
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:18.389
And Crawlspace takes flight.
1:22.739
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
1:29.078
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
1:35.317
Heavy contact for Wide Load.
1:38.928
Heavy contact for Second Sock.
1:48.833
That is the sport, right there.
1:51.489
Here comes Wide Load.
1:53.850
Floppy Joe finds trouble.
1:57.250
Wide Load wins it.
2:03.772
Right into it goes Sweaty Gerald.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Sweaty Gerald | 1.961 | Sweaty Gerald 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 5.122 | Gravy 2.855 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 7.850 | Wide Load 2.689 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 10.828 | Wide Load 2.978 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Wide Load | 12.567 | Wide Load 1.739 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 14.589 | Wide Load 2.022 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 15.933 | Wide Load 1.344 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 18.378 | Crawlspace 2.150 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 19.794 | Gravy 1.306 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 21.989 | Gravy 2.067 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 23.933 | Gravy 1.816 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 25.633 | Gravy 1.639 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 27.967 | Wide Load 2.334 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 33.739 | Lil Nugget 5.423 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 37.028 | Lil Nugget 3.277 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 38.944 | Wide Load 1.916 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 40.689 | Second Sock 1.550 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 49.389 | Crawlspace 0.577 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 52.100 | Wide Load 2.711 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 56.539 | Tender Greg 1.317 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 58.467 | Second Sock 1.711 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:00.100 | Lil Nugget 1.566 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:02.344 | Tender Greg 1.717 |
| The Gap | Hard | Wide Load | 1:05.322 | Tender Greg 1.800 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 1:07.189 | Tender Greg 1.433 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:09.656 | Tender Greg 2.433 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Wide Load | 1:12.739 | Wide Load 3.083 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 1:15.878 | Gravy 2.972 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Gravy | 1:19.567 | Gravy 1.995 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:23.772 | Crawlspace 2.927 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:28.044 | Wide Load 4.272 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:30.222 | Wide Load 2.178 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:32.606 | Wide Load 2.384 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:34.650 | Wide Load 2.044 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:38.322 | Wide Load 3.672 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:41.072 | Crawlspace 2.595 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:45.150 | Wide Load 4.078 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:48.000 | Wide Load 2.850 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:52.122 | Second Sock 1.400 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:54.489 | Second Sock 1.416 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
183 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-12-4-3-7.
196.99
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
204 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-6-4-9.
146.92
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-6-4-7.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
199 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-6-4-7-12.
151.64
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-3-5-10.
154.69
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-3-15-8-14.
145.64
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
194 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-6-4-9-3.
203.45
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
203 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-4-14-3-8.
171.51
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
194 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-7-10-6-6.
201.25
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
198 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-6-6-14.
107.23
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
194 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 15-7-6-6-6.
157.50
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-11-6-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-4-5-16.
145.37
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
201 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-8-8-5-5.
124.15
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
195 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-8-13-5-16.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
196 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-4-8-5-6.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
207 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-3-5-8-3.
18.50
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
191 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 13-3-7-8-16.
40.52
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
201 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-8-3-1-12.
24.07
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
180 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-1-3-1.
6.83
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
204 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-2-1-14-1.
12.73
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
212 starts, 66 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-2-15-1.
10.22
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
195 starts, 55 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-1-5-1.
10.40
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
202 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-1-16-2-2.
14.45
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-3-7-2-4.
30.21
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
201 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 1-5-5-4-7.
31.42
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
202 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-7-4-5-4.
32.57
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
200 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 16-5-5-7-13.
128.90
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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