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Derby · Season 7 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Damp Kevin wins at Kidney Flats

Damp Kevin took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Lieutenant finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:28.083 — 4 +3 6 10.5
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.642 +0.56 11 +9 28 12.0
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.242 +2.16 3 0 2 10.3
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:30.492 +2.41 14 +10 29 12.3
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.650 +3.57 12 +7 27 11.9
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:32.158 +4.08 1 -5 1 10.7
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:32.275 +4.19 2 -5 3 11.0
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:35.167 +7.08 10 +2 27 11.5
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:35.600 +7.52 13 +4 34 11.8
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:38.883 +10.80 9 -1 38 11.9
11 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:42.083 +14.00 15 +4 17 11.7
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:45.483 +17.40 5 -7 12 10.3
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:46.425 +18.34 7 -6 9 11.4
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:49.117 +21.03 8 -6 21 10.7
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:49.875 +21.79 6 -9 13 10.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.2
3.750
Tender Greg goes to the front. Career record: 0 wins from 218, average finish 5.8.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
24.558
They felt that in the back row.
29.192
And it all goes wrong.
33.583
And it all goes wrong.
40.050
Damp Kevin is coming through.
44.692
The Lieutenant is losing bits.
50.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
54.450
That is a long way off the ground.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:10.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:16.225
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-13-7-13-8.
1:21.092
That is a long way off the ground.
1:27.625
That has come off.
1:40.050
It is unravelling for Tender Greg.
1:45.367
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 5-2-4-1-2.
1:50.050
Thick Rick is losing places.
1:56.117
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-5-4-7-4.
2:09.808
They felt that in the back row.
2:15.258
That is a long way off the ground.
2:21.417
There is nothing protecting Tender Greg now.
2:36.592
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:41.717
Oh, that is a big one.
2:45.958
Tender Greg is in trouble.
2:51.575
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:01.517
Last lap.
3:06.917
Slapper is losing bits.
3:11.367
Up it goes.
3:15.600
Slapper is losing bits.
3:25.083
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:26.608
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:28.108
Damp Kevin wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 24.433 Gravy 24.433
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 47.375 The Lieutenant 22.133
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 1:14.108 Thick Rick 24.950
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:39.575 Honey Mustard 25.125
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:08.133 Wide Load 25.117
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:34.233 Damp Kevin 25.808
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:01.517 Wide Load 23.917
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:28.083 Honey Mustard 25.359
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 27 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
170 starts, 9 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 12-3-8-7-10.
26.00
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
168 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-5-15-6-11.
193.12
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
170 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-1-2-4-5.
2.98
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
172 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-4-2-3-3.
2.92
22
Butter Bean The Beans
167 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-11-16-2-8.
156.21
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
167 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 13-15-12-13-11.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
161 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-6-11-6-9.
186.83
1
The Unit Basement Heat
171 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-12-5-3-11.
77.54
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 13-12-2-6-9.
53.71
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
176 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-10-14-8-6.
62.94
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
167 starts, 36 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-3-1-14-1.
5.99
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
183 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-14-2-13-13.
43.97
8
Slapper The Pucks
165 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-7-15-1-8.
81.78
4
Wide Load The Pucks
177 starts, 32 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-1-7-1-6.
6.65
21
Custard The Soft Boys
164 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-4-8-16-7.
155.99
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
177 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-15-15-13-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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