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Derby · Season 1 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.092 — 12 +11 37 10.6
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.083 +3.99 4 +2 3 9.6
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.008 +4.92 3 0 3 9.9
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:50.983 +9.89 14 +10 27 10.6
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:56.008 +14.92 8 +3 24 10.0
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -4 10 9.9
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +4 30 11.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +7 30 10.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 12 9.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 12 9.7
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-4-7-8-7.
6.208
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 5-14-5-5-13.
11.158
The Lieutenant is airborne!
17.617
That is a long way off the ground.
27.583
Extraordinary scenes.
39.117
Tender Greg is losing bits.
46.483
The Coaster is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-8-1-1-3.
50.717
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
58.300
Chunk is airborne!
1:03.142
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-3-15-2-1.
1:08.450
That is Damp Kevin taking Tender Greg with them. Recent finishes: 5-2-5-5-16.
1:20.517
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:33.892
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:38.167
That is a long way off the ground.
1:43.017
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
1:48.808
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
1:53.133
That has come off.
1:59.825
They will not want to see that again.
2:05.192
Squish is losing bits.
2:09.967
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:14.500
Chunk is airborne!
2:21.233
They will not want to see that again.
2:26.483
Oh, that is a big one.
2:28.042
And that is Pilot Light finished.
2:34.308
There goes a piece of Damp Kevin.
2:38.692
Chunk has nothing left on it.
2:43.025
They felt that in the back row.
2:52.500
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:58.683
And that is Squish finished.
3:03.300
Chunk will not be back.
3:15.450
Stopped, and in the way.
3:19.992
That was always going to happen.
3:21.492
Last lap.
3:38.092
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:39.542
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:41.092
It is The Lieutenant!
3:50.708
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 15.858 The Lieutenant 15.858
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 36.525 Tube Sock 18.800
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 55.683 Squish 18.475
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:13.033 The Lieutenant 17.158
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:32.442 Chunk 18.475
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:46.875 The Lieutenant 14.433
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:04.358 The Lieutenant 17.483
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:23.458 Chunk 17.858
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:43.850 Chunk 17.084
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:02.517 Damp Kevin 18.467
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:21.408 Big Randy 18.475
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:41.092 Tube Sock 18.475
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
Debut appearance.
21.01
1
Big Randy The Noodles
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-7-4-4.
7.51
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-6-12-5.
20.79
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
2 starts, 2 wins, average finish 1.0. Last five: 1-1.
3.63
6
The Kidney The Beans
Debut appearance.
18.90
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.8. Last five: 12-13-10-12.
67.04
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 14-8-14.
64.03
1
The Unit Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
18.90
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 10-15-13.
64.12
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
3 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-12-1.
6.97
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
20.00
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 6-2.
7.48
4
Wide Load The Pucks
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-8-15-3.
17.20
3
The Coaster The Pucks
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-3.
14.00
2
Squish The Soft Boys
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 11-9-9-15.
54.33
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 16-10-16-11.
114.88

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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