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Team Stack · Season 6 · Round 12

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Thick Rick wins at The Ironing Board

Thick Rick took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Nuggets. Stubbs finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.800 — 20 +19 1 2.8
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +15 2 2.6
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.992 +1.19 18 +15 2 2.6
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.700 — 19 +15 3 2.7
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.683 +0.88 12 +7 2 2.7
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.608 — 9 +3 2 2.1
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.200 +0.40 11 +4 2 2.8
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.267 — 10 +2 2 2.8
9 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.933 +1.13 21 +12 0 1.3
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.20 22 +12 5 5.1
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.242 +3.44 23 +12 5 5.0
12 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.20 24 +12 6 5.0
13 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.350 — 25 +12 0 1.7
14 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.633 +3.83 26 +12 5 5.0
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.292 +3.49 27 +12 5 5.1
16 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.20 28 +12 6 5.0
17 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.442 — 15 -2 1 3.0
18 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.267 — 14 -4 1 2.8
19 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.533 — 13 -6 1 2.1
20 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 5.000 +3.20 16 -4 4 4.7
21 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.050 +0.25 6 -15 1 3.4
22 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.817 +0.02 8 -14 3 2.7
23 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.900 +0.10 7 -16 2 3.6
24 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.667 — 5 -19 2 2.1
25 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.000 — 2 -23 1 3.2
26 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.650 — 4 -22 3 3.4
27 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.642 — 1 -26 2 2.1
28 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 5.950 +4.15 3 -25 4 3.6
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.000 — 31 +2 1 3.0
30 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -1 2 2.8
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.275 +0.48 32 +1 2 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.150 — 30 -2 1 2.9
3.000
Here comes another. Recent finishes: 5-6-7-7-8.
4.200
Released.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 2-5-1-2-4.
16.233
That is The Coaster on the floor.
17.433
And down it comes.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another. Recent finishes: 2-5-1-2-4.
22.950
Crooked Pete is off.
24.150
Released. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-7.
26.000
That is the tallest so far.
28.400
It is Thick Rick!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 19.600 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Thick Rick 26.000 Lil Nugget 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 4/4 8
2 BEA The Beans 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 NOO The Noodles 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
246 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 15-23-27-23-27.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 14-21-25-24-26.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
249 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 16-24-26-21-25.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
251 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 13-22-28-22-28.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
249 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 19-28-29-32-29.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
249 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 17-27-32-30-32.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
248 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 20-26-30-29-31.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 18-25-31-31-30.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
249 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 22-18-13-13-1.
86.77
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
248 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 23-19-14-14-4.
104.07
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
246 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 21-17-16-15-2.
85.32
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
250 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 24-20-15-16-3.
111.51
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1
248 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 26-4-11-18-22.
165.49
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
248 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 28-1-9-19-23.
163.09
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
248 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 27-2-10-17-24.
164.18
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
249 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 25-3-12-20-21.
158.93
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
251 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 4-13-3-1-14.
25.57
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
248 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 3-15-2-4-13.
28.95
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
247 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 1-14-4-2-15.
26.93
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
247 starts, 22 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 2-16-1-3-16.
26.96
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
247 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-11-7-7-6.
6.43
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
246 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-10-8-5-8.
5.80
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
250 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-9-6-8-5.
5.58
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
250 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-12-5-6-7.
6.15
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
247 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-8-19-12-11.
19.38
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
247 starts, 16 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-6-20-11-10.
18.02
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
248 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-5-17-10-12.
18.45
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
251 starts, 17 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-7-18-9-9.
16.79
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
247 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 32-32-23-28-17.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 31-29-24-25-19.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
251 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 29-30-21-27-18.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
248 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 30-31-22-26-20.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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