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Team Stack · Season 6 · Round 20

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Chunk wins at The Ironing Board

Chunk took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.508 — 21 +20 0 1.4
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.033 +2.53 22 +20 5 5.0
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.250 +2.74 23 +20 5 5.1
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.49 24 +20 5 5.0
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.708 — 25 +20 0 1.6
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.425 +2.92 26 +20 5 5.0
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 4.533 +2.03 27 +20 5 5.1
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.000 +2.49 28 +20 5 5.0
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.933 — 15 +6 2 2.9
10 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 +3 2 2.7
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2.650 +0.14 14 +3 2 2.8
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 5.000 +2.49 16 +4 4 4.0
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +4 2 2.6
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.883 — 19 +5 2 2.7
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.308 — 20 +5 3 2.7
16 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 4.817 +2.31 18 +2 5 5.1
17 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.492 — 12 -5 2 2.8
18 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.483 — 9 -9 0 2.3
19 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3.275 +0.77 10 -9 2 2.8
20 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 7.042 +4.53 11 -9 3 4.0
21 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.475 — 2 -19 1 3.4
22 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2.658 +0.15 4 -18 2 3.3
23 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.725 — 1 -22 1 2.4
24 Long John NOO The Noodles 9.542 +7.03 3 -21 2 3.4
25 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.075 — 6 -19 1 3.2
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.733 — 8 -18 3 3.3
27 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.717 +0.21 5 -22 2 2.1
28 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 6.292 +3.78 7 -21 2 3.7
29 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.758 — 30 0 1 3.0
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.250 — 32 +1 1 2.9
32 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.875 — 31 -1 3 2.9
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released. Recent finishes: 7-6-8-5-6.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-3-4-2-4.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-16-3-2-2.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 2-3-4-2-4.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-3-4-2-4.
22.200
Here comes another.
23.292
You do not see that every day.
24.492
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting.
28.400
It is Chunk!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
254 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 27-32-7-31-23.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
255 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 25-30-6-32-22.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
259 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 26-31-5-30-21.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
257 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 28-29-8-29-24.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
255 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 22-20-31-21-28.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
256 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 23-18-32-22-27.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
257 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 24-17-30-24-25.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
257 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 21-19-29-23-26.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
258 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 5-2-25-2-9.
49.25
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
257 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 6-3-28-3-11.
55.65
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
256 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 8-1-26-4-12.
56.78
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
254 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 7-4-27-1-10.
50.95
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
257 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 20-22-24-19-15.
184.98
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
256 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 18-23-22-18-13.
174.66
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
256 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 17-21-21-17-14.
153.62
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
256 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 19-24-23-20-16.
189.89
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
259 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 2-8-15-16-20.
31.40
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
255 starts, 18 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 4-5-14-13-18.
28.92
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
256 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 3-6-13-14-17.
28.96
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
255 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 1-7-16-15-19.
30.22
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
255 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-11-12-12-2.
6.14
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
258 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-9-10-10-3.
6.19
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
258 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-12-9-11-4.
5.97
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
254 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 10-10-11-9-1.
5.53
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
255 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 13-14-18-7-6.
19.26
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
259 starts, 17 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-16-20-5-8.
22.16
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
256 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-15-17-6-7.
21.68
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
255 starts, 17 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 14-13-19-8-5.
19.66
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
255 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 32-27-3-26-30.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 31-25-4-27-32.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
259 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 29-26-2-28-29.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
255 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 30-28-1-25-31.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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