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Team Stack · Season 6 · Round 28

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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The Kidney wins at The Ironing Board

The Kidney took The Ironing Board — Relay for the The Beans. Sweaty Gerald finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2.025 — 12 +11 2 2.7
2 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.325 — 9 +7 1 2.2
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.175 +0.15 11 +8 2 2.8
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.242 — 10 +6 3 2.8
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2.933 +0.91 28 +23 2 2.6
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.317 — 25 +19 0 1.7
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.283 +3.26 26 +19 5 5.1
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.292 +3.27 27 +19 5 5.0
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.400 — 16 +7 2 2.9
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 0.692 — 13 +3 2 2.7
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.808 — 14 +3 2 2.8
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2.008 — 15 +3 2 2.8
13 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2.675 +0.65 21 +8 0 1.4
14 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.925 +2.90 22 +8 5 5.1
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.192 +3.17 23 +8 5 5.1
16 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 0.633 — 24 +8 6 5.0
17 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.258 — 20 +3 3 2.7
18 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.625 — 17 -1 0 2.4
19 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.758 — 18 -1 3 2.6
20 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 4.858 +2.83 19 -1 4 5.1
21 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.925 — 2 -19 1 3.2
22 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.817 — 4 -18 4 3.3
23 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.725 — 1 -22 1 2.2
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 5.633 +3.61 3 -21 2 3.8
25 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.225 — 6 -19 1 3.3
26 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.342 +0.32 7 -19 2 3.4
27 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.500 — 5 -22 2 2.4
28 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 5.000 +2.98 8 -20 4 2.8
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.367 — 30 +1 3 2.9
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2.142 +0.12 31 +1 2 2.9
31 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -2 2 2.8
32 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.342 — 32 0 3 2.9
3.000
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 4-7-6-12-7.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 5-2-2-3-4.
10.600
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 5-2-4-1-2.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 5-2-2-3-4.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 5-2-2-3-4.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
Here comes another.
22.633
You do not see that every day.
23.833
Away it goes.
26.000
The Coaster leads the meeting.
28.400
The Kidney takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Puck Yeah 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 42 4/4 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
263 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 21-32-22-29-29.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
262 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 23-30-23-31-31.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
265 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 22-31-24-32-30.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
267 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 24-29-21-30-32.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 25-17-32-23-19.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
265 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 26-19-31-22-20.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
263 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 27-20-30-24-17.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
265 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 28-18-29-21-18.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
265 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 19-1-9-20-13.
102.03
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
264 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 20-2-11-19-14.
116.42
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
262 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 17-4-10-18-15.
92.86
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
266 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 18-3-12-17-16.
103.39
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
264 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 11-24-16-13-12.
132.45
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
265 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 10-22-15-14-11.
123.01
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
264 starts, 9 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 12-21-14-15-10.
122.21
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
264 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 9-23-13-16-9.
116.94
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
263 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 15-16-6-6-21.
61.55
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
267 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 13-13-8-7-23.
57.68
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
264 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-15-5-5-24.
61.39
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
263 starts, 18 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 16-14-7-8-22.
65.32
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
263 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 1-10-1-4-2.
4.76
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
266 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-11-3-2-1.
5.13
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
262 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-12-4-1-4.
5.48
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
266 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-9-2-3-3.
4.60
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
263 starts, 17 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-7-17-9-8.
23.03
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
267 starts, 17 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-6-19-12-6.
22.60
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
264 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 7-5-20-10-5.
23.03
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
263 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-8-18-11-7.
23.26
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
263 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 29-27-26-25-27.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
263 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 31-28-28-28-25.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
264 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 30-25-25-26-28.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
267 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 32-26-27-27-26.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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