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Team Stack · Season 6 · Round 44

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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Crawlspace wins at The Ironing Board

Crawlspace took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Basement Heat. Pilot Light finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.692 — 16 +15 1 2.7
2 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.267 — 13 +11 0 2.1
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3.408 +1.72 14 +11 2 2.8
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.500 — 15 +11 3 2.9
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.700 +1.01 21 +16 0 1.3
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.075 +3.38 22 +16 5 5.1
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.217 +3.53 23 +16 5 5.1
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2.425 +0.73 24 +16 6 4.9
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.325 — 20 +11 3 2.8
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.700 +0.01 18 +8 3 2.6
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1.600 — 17 +6 0 2.4
12 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1.392 — 19 +7 2 2.7
13 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1.358 — 25 +12 0 1.7
14 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.692 +4.00 26 +12 5 5.0
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.483 +3.79 27 +12 5 5.1
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.31 28 +12 4 5.0
17 Long John NOO The Noodles 2.183 +0.49 4 -13 2 3.3
18 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.825 +0.13 3 -15 1 3.3
19 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 0.958 — 1 -18 3 2.3
20 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.433 — 2 -18 6 6.4
21 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.692 — 7 -14 2 3.5
22 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.092 +0.40 8 -14 2 2.5
23 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.617 — 5 -18 1 2.1
24 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 5.933 +4.24 6 -18 4 6.4
25 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2.675 +0.98 11 -14 3 3.2
26 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.258 — 9 -17 1 2.3
27 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.650 — 12 -15 2 2.7
28 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 5.450 +3.76 10 -18 5 5.6
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.042 — 30 +1 1 3.0
30 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -1 2 2.8
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.700 +1.01 31 0 2 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.600 — 32 0 1 2.9
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes. Recent finishes: 10-4-10-6-4.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-16-2.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 4-1-6-2-3.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-16-2.
16.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.492
Let go. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-2.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
Crawlspace wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 26.000 Gravy 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 42 4/4 6
4 PCK The Pucks 58 4/4 5
5 NOO The Noodles 74 4/4 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 90 4/4 3
7 BEA The Beans 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
281 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 20-32-23-20-30.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
278 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 19-30-22-17-29.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
279 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 17-31-24-18-31.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
283 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 18-29-21-19-32.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
280 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 22-24-29-9-14.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
281 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 21-22-32-11-13.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
281 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 23-23-31-12-16.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
279 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 24-21-30-10-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
280 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 28-1-14-25-10.
146.53
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
281 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 27-4-15-26-9.
136.52
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
278 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 25-2-13-27-11.
118.07
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
282 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 26-3-16-28-12.
145.37
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
281 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 12-8-10-21-23.
126.69
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
280 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 10-5-11-24-21.
114.92
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
280 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 9-6-12-23-24.
118.32
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4
280 starts, 9 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 11-7-9-22-22.
116.89
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
279 starts, 26 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 16-12-5-8-18.
44.35
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
283 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 15-10-8-5-19.
43.12
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
279 starts, 21 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 14-11-7-6-17.
43.05
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
280 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 13-9-6-7-20.
41.93
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
282 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-15-2-2-5.
4.97
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
278 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-14-4-3-8.
5.43
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
279 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-13-1-4-7.
5.35
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
282 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-16-3-1-6.
5.02
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
283 starts, 18 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-19-18-14-4.
20.64
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
279 starts, 18 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-17-20-13-2.
22.84
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
280 starts, 17 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-18-19-16-1.
22.47
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
279 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 7-20-17-15-3.
23.23
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
280 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 32-26-27-32-26.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
283 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 30-25-28-30-25.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
279 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 29-27-26-29-27.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
279 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.7. Last five: 31-28-25-31-28.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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