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Team Stack · Season 6 · Round 8

The Lectern — Relay

The Lectern · The Lectern · 44 m · 32 competitors Slick floor Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Old Gristle wins at The Lectern

Old Gristle took The Lectern — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.583 — 23 +22 2 2.9
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1.867 — 21 +19 0 1.3
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 4.917 +2.33 22 +19 5 5.2
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +2.42 24 +20 5 5.2
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.733 — 28 +23 3 2.6
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1.525 — 25 +19 0 1.9
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2.042 — 26 +19 3 2.9
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.583 +3.00 27 +19 6 5.3
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.317 — 12 +3 1 2.9
10 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 0.758 — 9 -1 2 2.7
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 0.992 — 11 0 3 3.7
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.192 — 10 -2 2 3.0
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.642 — 16 +3 1 2.9
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.825 — 15 +1 1 2.9
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.583 — 13 -2 0 2.1
16 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.233 — 14 -2 2 3.1
17 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 0 2 2.6
18 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.950 — 19 +1 2 3.1
19 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2.025 — 18 -1 2 3.0
20 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.142 — 20 0 1 2.8
21 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.958 — 4 -17 2 3.2
22 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3.875 +1.29 3 -19 2 3.2
23 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.625 — 1 -22 1 2.1
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1.233 — 2 -22 4 3.0
25 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.075 — 8 -17 2 3.1
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.942 — 5 -21 2 2.4
27 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1.592 — 6 -21 1 3.2
28 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.217 — 7 -21 2 3.4
29 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 0.783 — 29 0 2 2.8
30 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1.708 — 31 +1 2 2.9
31 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.025 — 32 +1 1 2.9
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.567 — 30 -2 2 2.9
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-3-9.
6.800
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
9.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 4-2-6-3-1.
10.600
And down it comes.
13.200
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Into position.
17.000
And down it comes. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-7-13.
19.600
Chunk goes to the top of the board.
22.200
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-7-13.
23.400
Away it goes.
26.000
Chunk leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 4-2-6-3-1.
28.400
Old Gristle wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 6.800 Chunk 6.800
Smooth Descent Ice Gravy 13.200 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 19.600 Chunk 6.400
Smooth Descent Ice Chunk 26.000 Chunk 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 BEA The Beans 42 4/4 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 58 4/4 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 27-15-30-30-28.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
245 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 25-13-32-31-27.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
243 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 26-16-31-29-25.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 28-14-29-32-26.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
245 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.9. Last five: 32-20-24-24-22.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
244 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 31-18-21-22-23.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
243 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 30-19-23-21-21.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
245 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 29-17-22-23-24.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
242 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 2-23-6-1-6.
77.80
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
244 starts, 6 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 4-24-5-3-5.
85.26
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
245 starts, 11 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 1-21-7-2-8.
73.34
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
246 starts, 5 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 3-22-8-4-7.
85.74
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
245 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 21-26-18-17-18.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
244 starts, 8 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 22-27-17-20-20.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
244 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 24-28-19-18-19.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
244 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 23-25-20-19-17.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
244 starts, 17 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 13-12-4-16-1.
46.05
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
243 starts, 21 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 16-9-2-14-2.
43.22
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
243 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 15-11-3-15-3.
48.10
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
247 starts, 16 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 14-10-1-13-4.
42.37
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
243 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-5-10-6-16.
7.37
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
246 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-6-12-7-13.
6.35
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
242 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-8-11-5-14.
7.94
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
246 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-9-8-15.
7.49
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
243 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-3-16-9-12.
10.36
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
244 starts, 14 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-2-13-12-11.
10.03
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
247 starts, 17 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-1-15-10-9.
9.26
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
243 starts, 16 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-4-14-11-10.
9.45
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
247 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.0. Last five: 18-30-28-27-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
244 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 20-31-27-28-32.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
243 starts, 0 wins, average finish 25.6. Last five: 19-29-26-26-29.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
243 starts, 3 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 17-32-25-25-30.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Ice
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.

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