· Season 9 · Round 18
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:54.605 | — | 1 | 0 | 40 | 12.2 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:54.605 | — | 1 | 0 | 40 | 12.2 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:54.605 | — | 1 | 0 | 40 | 12.2 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:54.605 | — | 1 | 0 | 40 | 12.2 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:54.773 | +0.17 | 3 | +1 | 39 | 11.2 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:54.773 | +0.17 | 3 | +1 | 39 | 11.2 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:54.773 | +0.17 | 3 | +1 | 39 | 11.2 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:54.773 | +0.17 | 3 | +1 | 39 | 11.2 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:07.346 | +12.74 | 4 | +1 | 40 | 11.2 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:07.346 | +12.74 | 4 | +1 | 40 | 11.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:07.346 | +12.74 | 4 | +1 | 40 | 11.2 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:07.346 | +12.74 | 4 | +1 | 40 | 11.2 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:45.149 | +50.54 | 8 | +4 | 42 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:45.149 | +50.54 | 8 | +4 | 42 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:45.149 | +50.54 | 8 | +4 | 42 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:45.149 | +50.54 | 8 | +4 | 42 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:46.439 | +51.83 | 2 | -3 | 38 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:46.439 | +51.83 | 2 | -3 | 38 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:46.439 | +51.83 | 2 | -3 | 38 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:46.439 | +51.83 | 2 | -3 | 38 | 11.1 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:47.456 | +52.85 | 5 | -1 | 30 | 13.2 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:47.456 | +52.85 | 5 | -1 | 30 | 13.2 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:47.456 | +52.85 | 5 | -1 | 30 | 13.2 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:47.456 | +52.85 | 5 | -1 | 30 | 13.2 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:58.300 | +63.70 | 6 | -1 | 35 | 11.9 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:58.300 | +63.70 | 6 | -1 | 35 | 11.9 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:58.300 | +63.70 | 6 | -1 | 35 | 11.9 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:58.300 | +63.70 | 6 | -1 | 35 | 11.9 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:16.828 | +82.22 | 7 | -1 | 48 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:16.828 | +82.22 | 7 | -1 | 48 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:16.828 | +82.22 | 7 | -1 | 48 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:16.828 | +82.22 | 7 | -1 | 48 | 10.7 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.533
Gravy hits the front. Career record: 53 wins from 215, average finish 3.8.
11.644
Look at that.
15.256
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
19.628
Absolute carnage. Averaging 13.8 contacts an event coming in.
24.394
Puck Yeah gets air. Recent finishes: 4-8-5-1-1.
28.356
Look at that.
32.433
Look at that. Averaging 14.6 contacts an event coming in.
36.450
And Gravy takes flight.
40.033
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-1-5.
43.528
Heavy contact for Honey Mustard.
47.294
Honey Mustard gets air.
51.278
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
54.944
Up goes The Kidney.
58.983
Right into it goes Puck Yeah.
1:03.111
Big air for Gravy.
1:07.172
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:10.600
Big air for Crawlspace.
1:14.089
Absolute carnage.
1:18.139
Crawlspace gets air.
1:21.572
Right into it goes Puck Yeah.
1:25.172
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:31.700
Crawlspace gets hit hard.
1:37.606
Look at that.
1:42.194
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:46.683
It is chaos out there.
1:54.711
Here comes Gravy.
1:56.250
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
1:59.650
Puck Yeah wins it.
2:23.428
Extraordinary scenes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Crawlspace | 1.950 | Crawlspace 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 5.111 | Gravy 2.844 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 7.906 | Puck Yeah 2.361 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 10.839 | Gravy 2.933 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Gravy | 12.644 | Custard 1.761 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 14.722 | Gravy 2.078 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 16.083 | Gravy 1.361 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 18.578 | Honey Mustard 2.378 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Gravy | 19.939 | Gravy 1.361 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 22.078 | Gravy 2.139 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Gravy | 24.000 | Gravy 1.922 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 25.711 | Gravy 1.711 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 28.078 | Gravy 2.367 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Gravy | 34.022 | Puck Yeah 5.778 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Gravy | 37.311 | Honey Mustard 3.222 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 39.239 | Puck Yeah 1.895 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 41.028 | Custard 1.427 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Gravy | 49.750 | Damp Kevin 0.584 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 52.711 | Honey Mustard 2.744 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 55.517 | Custard 1.378 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 1:01.539 | Damp Kevin 1.633 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 1:03.189 | Damp Kevin 1.506 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Gravy | 1:05.844 | Honey Mustard 1.994 |
| The Gap | Hard | Gravy | 1:09.044 | Puck Yeah 2.272 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 1:10.789 | Puck Yeah 1.528 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 1:13.094 | Puck Yeah 1.900 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Gravy | 1:15.406 | Gravy 2.312 |
| Big Air | Metal | Gravy | 1:18.739 | Honey Mustard 3.156 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Gravy | 1:20.878 | Gravy 2.139 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Gravy | 1:24.050 | Gravy 3.172 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 1:30.217 | Puck Yeah 4.294 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Gravy | 1:32.556 | Puck Yeah 2.184 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 1:35.189 | Puck Yeah 1.927 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Gravy | 1:37.244 | Puck Yeah 1.962 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Gravy | 1:41.078 | Puck Yeah 3.738 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Gravy | 1:44.144 | Puck Yeah 2.467 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 1:48.239 | Gravy 4.095 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Gravy | 1:51.222 | Puck Yeah 2.789 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Gravy | 1:55.383 | Crawlspace 1.278 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Gravy | 1:57.711 | Crawlspace 1.194 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-11-4-7.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
237 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-7-13-7.
177.39
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
211 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-10-4-13-7.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
234 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-4-7-6-12.
206.32
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
234 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-8-6-8.
198.91
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
232 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-8-10-8-9.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
229 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-8-6-7.
104.76
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
234 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-8-8-7.
218.61
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1
237 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-6-5-8-13.
168.60
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
229 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-6-8-5.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
233 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-14-6-8-5.
179.44
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-12-6-14-5.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1
233 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-6-10-5.
108.80
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
233 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-6-7-5.
180.17
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
231 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-15-6-4.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
232 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-13-7-16-6.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
224 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-5-2-2-3.
19.51
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
238 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 4-3-3-2-3.
26.55
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
239 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-3-3-3.
14.35
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
212 starts, 52 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-5-2-4-1.
9.77
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
243 starts, 57 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-9-5-11-2.
14.86
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
233 starts, 62 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-4-5-2.
11.46
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
241 starts, 70 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-5-2-2-3.
8.21
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1
241 starts, 119 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-15-1-1.
12.76
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
236 starts, 107 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-1-9-1.
10.46
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
239 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-2-3-5-4.
37.11
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
240 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-16-3-4-4.
74.75
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
230 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-3-4-4-7.
44.59
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
220 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-4-3-6-4.
58.86
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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