· Season 9 · Round 27
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:36.605 | — | 2 | +1 | 33 | 12.6 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:36.605 | — | 2 | +1 | 33 | 12.6 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:36.605 | — | 2 | +1 | 33 | 12.6 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:36.605 | — | 2 | +1 | 33 | 12.6 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:08.061 | +31.46 | 8 | +6 | 42 | 11.1 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:08.061 | +31.46 | 8 | +6 | 42 | 11.1 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:08.061 | +31.46 | 8 | +6 | 42 | 11.1 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 8:08.061 | +31.46 | 8 | +6 | 42 | 11.1 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:12.206 | +35.60 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 18.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:12.206 | +35.60 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 18.2 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:12.206 | +35.60 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 18.2 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:12.206 | +35.60 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 18.2 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:40.972 | +64.37 | 7 | +3 | 35 | 10.8 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:40.972 | +64.37 | 7 | +3 | 35 | 10.8 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:40.972 | +64.37 | 7 | +3 | 35 | 10.8 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:40.972 | +64.37 | 7 | +3 | 35 | 10.8 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:52.540 | +75.94 | 5 | 0 | 39 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:52.540 | +75.94 | 5 | 0 | 39 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:52.540 | +75.94 | 5 | 0 | 39 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:52.540 | +75.94 | 5 | 0 | 39 | 11.3 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:53.750 | +77.15 | 3 | -3 | 34 | 14.1 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:53.750 | +77.15 | 3 | -3 | 34 | 14.1 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:53.750 | +77.15 | 3 | -3 | 34 | 14.1 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:53.750 | +77.15 | 3 | -3 | 34 | 14.1 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:05.967 | +89.36 | 1 | -6 | 38 | 14.2 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:05.967 | +89.36 | 1 | -6 | 38 | 14.2 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:05.967 | +89.36 | 1 | -6 | 38 | 14.2 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:05.967 | +89.36 | 1 | -6 | 38 | 14.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:03.228 | +146.62 | 6 | -2 | 31 | 11.6 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:03.228 | +146.62 | 6 | -2 | 31 | 11.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:03.228 | +146.62 | 6 | -2 | 31 | 11.6 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:03.228 | +146.62 | 6 | -2 | 31 | 11.6 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
8.033
The Unit is coming through.
11.772
Up goes The Lieutenant.
15.756
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 16-5-14-8-14.
20.011
That is going to sting in the morning.
23.811
The Lieutenant gets air.
27.433
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
31.100
And Tender Greg takes flight.
35.661
Puck Yeah is airborne. Recent finishes: 13-8-1-1-3.
39.567
You do not see that every day.
45.722
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 2-7-4-2-4.
49.306
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 9-3-4-8-7.
52.767
No idea what happened there.
58.700
And Puck Yeah takes flight. Recent finishes: 13-8-1-1-3.
1:02.311
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:07.267
You do not see that every day.
1:10.761
Big air for The Unit.
1:14.394
And Floppy Joe takes flight.
1:18.500
Look at that.
1:23.317
The Unit gets hit hard.
1:37.111
Nothing doing for The Kidney.
1:45.128
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:49.844
Puck Yeah has it.
1:52.844
It is Puck Yeah!
2:01.028
Heavy contact for The Unit.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1.956 | The Lieutenant 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 5.072 | Puck Yeah 2.844 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Unit | 7.700 | The Unit 2.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Unit | 10.256 | Puck Yeah 2.478 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Unit | 11.833 | Puck Yeah 1.556 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Unit | 14.061 | Puck Yeah 2.011 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Unit | 15.694 | The Lieutenant 1.356 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 17.633 | Puck Yeah 1.777 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 18.878 | Puck Yeah 1.245 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 21.278 | The Lieutenant 2.272 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 23.261 | Puck Yeah 1.983 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 25.089 | The Lieutenant 1.734 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 28.183 | The Lieutenant 2.377 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 32.256 | Puck Yeah 4.073 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 35.861 | The Lieutenant 3.356 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 37.850 | Tender Greg 1.972 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 39.683 | The Kidney 1.684 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Puck Yeah | 48.683 | The Kidney 0.605 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 51.511 | Puck Yeah 2.828 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 54.717 | Second Sock 1.467 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 57.939 | Floppy Joe 1.727 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 59.583 | Floppy Joe 1.539 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:01.706 | Puck Yeah 2.123 |
| The Gap | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:03.556 | Puck Yeah 1.850 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:04.933 | Puck Yeah 1.377 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:07.028 | Puck Yeah 2.095 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:10.772 | Tender Greg 2.784 |
| Big Air | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:15.039 | The Lieutenant 3.044 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:17.367 | The Lieutenant 2.078 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:21.844 | The Unit 4.128 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:26.189 | Puck Yeah 4.345 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:28.367 | Puck Yeah 2.178 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:30.833 | Puck Yeah 2.466 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:32.844 | Puck Yeah 2.011 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:36.550 | Puck Yeah 3.706 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:39.378 | Second Sock 2.722 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:43.694 | Tender Greg 3.978 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:46.556 | Puck Yeah 2.862 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:50.494 | Tender Greg 1.245 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:52.844 | Tender Greg 1.183 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
215 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-4-6-15-8.
204.29
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
243 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-9-4-16.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
238 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-4-6-13-8.
157.27
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
254 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-4-7-8.
214.18
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
235 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-3-8-5-8.
128.13
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
240 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-3-8-5.
137.43
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
235 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-3-6-14-8.
170.99
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
240 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-5-3-6.
148.97
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-16-6-10-7.
193.80
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
234 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-6-7-16-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
238 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-6-7-3-11.
133.43
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
236 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-8-13-6-8.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
239 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-5-12-4-6.
169.22
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
240 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-10-5-5-15.
171.31
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
234 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-5-4-6-7.
109.23
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
237 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-4-15-5-4.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
229 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-7-7-5-2.
17.40
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
243 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-7-5-3.
15.77
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3
245 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-2-7-3-3.
30.17
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
239 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-1-2-2.
9.74
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
248 starts, 58 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-12-1-2-2.
14.02
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
247 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-1-2.
8.48
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
216 starts, 53 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-2-4-1.
7.60
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1
248 starts, 123 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-4-8-5.
10.18
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
239 starts, 109 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-8-1-2-1.
10.36
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-5-14-2-9.
77.67
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
245 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-11-2-3-1.
54.28
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
243 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-2-3-10-4.
38.69
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
235 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-2-4-4-3.
42.10
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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