· Season 9 · Round 34
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 28 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:58.840 | — | 2 | +1 | 32 | 14.8 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:58.840 | — | 2 | +1 | 32 | 14.8 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:58.840 | — | 2 | +1 | 32 | 14.8 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:58.840 | — | 2 | +1 | 32 | 14.8 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:49.411 | +50.57 | 4 | +2 | 44 | 13.3 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:49.411 | +50.57 | 4 | +2 | 44 | 13.3 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:49.411 | +50.57 | 4 | +2 | 44 | 13.3 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:49.411 | +50.57 | 4 | +2 | 44 | 13.3 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:30.256 | +91.42 | 6 | +3 | 43 | 12.0 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:30.256 | +91.42 | 6 | +3 | 43 | 12.0 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:30.256 | +91.42 | 6 | +3 | 43 | 12.0 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:30.256 | +91.42 | 6 | +3 | 43 | 12.0 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:35.033 | +96.19 | 5 | +1 | 39 | 13.8 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:35.033 | +96.19 | 5 | +1 | 39 | 13.8 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:35.033 | +96.19 | 5 | +1 | 39 | 13.8 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:35.033 | +96.19 | 5 | +1 | 39 | 13.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:41.084 | +102.24 | 8 | +3 | 8 | 23.3 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:41.084 | +102.24 | 8 | +3 | 8 | 23.3 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:41.084 | +102.24 | 8 | +3 | 8 | 23.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:41.084 | +102.24 | 8 | +3 | 8 | 23.3 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:42.505 | +103.67 | 3 | -3 | 35 | 12.4 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:42.505 | +103.67 | 3 | -3 | 35 | 12.4 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:42.505 | +103.67 | 3 | -3 | 35 | 12.4 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:42.505 | +103.67 | 3 | -3 | 35 | 12.4 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:58.233 | +119.39 | 1 | -6 | 44 | 14.1 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:58.233 | +119.39 | 1 | -6 | 44 | 14.1 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:58.233 | +119.39 | 1 | -6 | 44 | 14.1 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:58.233 | +119.39 | 1 | -6 | 44 | 14.1 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:18.433 | +139.59 | 7 | -1 | 39 | 12.5 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:18.433 | +139.59 | 7 | -1 | 39 | 12.5 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:18.433 | +139.59 | 7 | -1 | 39 | 12.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:18.433 | +139.59 | 7 | -1 | 39 | 12.5 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-4-1-4-4.
11.544
And Radiator takes flight.
16.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.478
Up goes Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-7-1-1.
23.039
That is not going to help. Averaging 13.4 contacts an event coming in.
28.144
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-8-6-7-5.
31.656
Gravy gets air.
44.339
Oh dear.
49.550
Slapper is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-1-7-1-1.
54.228
Sweaty Gerald takes a knock.
1:00.633
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
1:05.844
Heavy contact for Slapper.
1:09.617
Right into it goes Yolk.
1:14.472
And Radiator takes flight.
1:18.144
Gravy is completely off the deck.
1:21.606
Oh dear.
1:25.628
Up goes Crooked Pete.
1:29.289
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
1:33.867
That is a big one for Radiator.
1:39.344
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:42.456
Here comes Slapper.
1:45.456
It is Slapper!
1:52.800
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:58.517
Up goes Damp Kevin.
2:04.456
Heavy contact for Damp Kevin.
2:11.222
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
2:17.744
Heavy contact for Sweaty Gerald.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1.961 | Lil Nugget 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Lil Nugget | 5.156 | Gravy 2.950 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Yolk | 7.756 | Yolk 2.339 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Yolk | 10.539 | Yolk 2.783 |
| The Drops | Metal | Yolk | 12.528 | Yolk 1.989 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Yolk | 15.794 | Gravy 2.617 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Yolk | 17.394 | Lil Nugget 1.283 |
| The Drops | Metal | Yolk | 18.861 | Slapper 1.145 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Lil Nugget | 20.800 | Slapper 1.039 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Lil Nugget | 22.183 | Lil Nugget 1.383 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Lil Nugget | 23.406 | Lil Nugget 1.223 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 26.522 | Slapper 1.878 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 31.639 | Gravy 3.322 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Radiator | 36.572 | Crooked Pete 3.184 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Radiator | 39.100 | Radiator 2.528 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 41.689 | Yolk 2.417 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 43.678 | Slapper 1.989 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 47.589 | Gravy 3.711 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 49.333 | Gravy 1.695 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 51.411 | Slapper 2.078 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:04.550 | Slapper 13.139 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:07.178 | Crooked Pete 1.506 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:10.550 | Crooked Pete 1.683 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:12.233 | Crooked Pete 1.517 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:14.094 | Slapper 1.861 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:16.011 | Slapper 1.917 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:17.406 | Slapper 1.395 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:19.594 | Slapper 2.188 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 1:22.256 | Slapper 2.662 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:25.406 | Slapper 3.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:27.539 | Slapper 2.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 1:29.956 | Slapper 2.417 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Slapper | 1:32.233 | Slapper 2.277 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:34.361 | Slapper 2.128 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 1:36.194 | Slapper 1.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 1:38.306 | Slapper 2.112 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Slapper | 1:39.228 | Slapper 0.922 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Slapper | 1:41.239 | Slapper 2.011 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Slapper | 1:43.600 | Slapper 2.361 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:44.572 | Slapper 0.972 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Slapper | 1:45.456 | Slapper 0.884 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
259 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-4-10-6-4.
125.20
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
249 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-4-5-9-6.
201.33
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
217 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-7-4-6.
96.19
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
242 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-6-6-3.
67.15
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
244 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-5-5-12-5.
97.08
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
240 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-13-5-10.
103.42
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
240 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-7-6-12-5.
145.01
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
240 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-8-8-7.
190.97
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-15-8-13-8.
160.92
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
241 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-5-8-8-6.
100.41
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-5-14-8-14.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
240 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-3-11-7-6.
189.80
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
242 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-7-4-10-5.
78.21
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
240 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-7-11-8-4.
115.34
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4
244 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-3-4-8-7.
91.22
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
248 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-6-7-3-3.
16.77
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
249 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 6-3-7-5-3.
27.37
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4
232 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 7-6-3-3-7.
19.71
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
253 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 4-1-6-2-3.
13.05
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
242 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-4-2-1.
7.09
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
241 starts, 111 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 15-8-1-1-1.
21.19
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
253 starts, 125 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 13-8-1-1-3.
18.40
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
244 starts, 111 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 8-5-1-1-2.
11.79
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
228 starts, 99 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 8-1-1-8-8.
17.00
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
231 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-7-4-2-4.
42.50
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
249 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-2-3-4-4.
28.38
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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