· Season 9 · Round 36
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:23.883 | — | 4 | +3 | 34 | 12.5 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 7:23.883 | — | 4 | +3 | 34 | 12.5 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:23.883 | — | 4 | +3 | 34 | 12.5 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 7:23.883 | — | 4 | +3 | 34 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:01.111 | +37.23 | 3 | +1 | 38 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:01.111 | +37.23 | 3 | +1 | 38 | 11.9 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:01.111 | +37.23 | 3 | +1 | 38 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 8:01.111 | +37.23 | 3 | +1 | 38 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:01.189 | +37.31 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 11.2 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:01.189 | +37.31 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 11.2 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 8:01.189 | +37.31 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 11.2 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:01.189 | +37.31 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:23.989 | +60.11 | 5 | +1 | 35 | 12.2 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:23.989 | +60.11 | 5 | +1 | 35 | 12.2 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:23.989 | +60.11 | 5 | +1 | 35 | 12.2 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:23.989 | +60.11 | 5 | +1 | 35 | 12.2 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:59.617 | +95.73 | 7 | +2 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:59.617 | +95.73 | 7 | +2 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:59.617 | +95.73 | 7 | +2 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:59.617 | +95.73 | 7 | +2 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:04.139 | +100.26 | 8 | +2 | 45 | 11.2 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:04.139 | +100.26 | 8 | +2 | 45 | 11.2 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:04.139 | +100.26 | 8 | +2 | 45 | 11.2 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:04.139 | +100.26 | 8 | +2 | 45 | 11.2 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:11.978 | +108.10 | 1 | -6 | 43 | 10.7 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:11.978 | +108.10 | 1 | -6 | 43 | 10.7 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:11.978 | +108.10 | 1 | -6 | 43 | 10.7 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:11.978 | +108.10 | 1 | -6 | 43 | 10.7 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:12.045 | +108.16 | 2 | -6 | 47 | 10.9 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:12.045 | +108.16 | 2 | -6 | 47 | 10.9 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:12.045 | +108.16 | 2 | -6 | 47 | 10.9 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:12.045 | +108.16 | 2 | -6 | 47 | 10.9 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 16.6 contacts an event coming in.
6.767
Slapper finds trouble.
11.111
Look at that. Recent finishes: 15-5-2-10-3.
16.033
Damp Kevin drops to the back.
20.044
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 15-5-2-10-3.
24.044
Big air for Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 15-5-2-10-3.
28.872
Absolute carnage.
32.383
Big air for Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 11-8-4-6-4.
36.533
Look at that.
39.933
Big air for Honey Mustard.
44.072
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
49.439
Up goes Floppy Joe.
52.883
Floppy Joe is airborne.
57.422
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
1:01.594
And Slapper takes flight.
1:05.556
Extraordinary scenes.
1:09.222
And The Kidney takes flight.
1:13.417
Big air for The Kidney.
1:16.989
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:21.250
That is the sport, right there.
1:24.922
It is chaos out there.
1:29.133
Pilot Light is completely off the deck.
1:38.178
Custard takes a knock.
1:41.983
Extraordinary scenes.
1:47.083
The Kidney gets hit hard.
1:47.572
Slapper has it.
1:50.572
Slapper wins it.
1:54.628
Damp Kevin takes a knock.
2:05.144
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:13.256
That is going to sting in the morning.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Kidney | 1.961 | The Kidney 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 5.183 | Old Gristle 2.905 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 7.639 | Honey Mustard 2.328 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 10.694 | Slapper 3.011 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 12.617 | Old Gristle 1.784 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 14.789 | Slapper 2.128 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 16.228 | Slapper 1.406 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 18.367 | Honey Mustard 2.089 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 19.917 | Old Gristle 1.350 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 22.350 | Old Gristle 2.139 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 24.422 | Slapper 2.056 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 26.183 | Slapper 1.744 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 28.778 | Slapper 2.478 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 34.178 | Honey Mustard 4.184 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 37.600 | Old Gristle 3.373 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 39.494 | Honey Mustard 1.894 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 40.889 | Slapper 1.217 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Honey Mustard | 41.961 | Floppy Joe 0.617 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 54.867 | Old Gristle 2.861 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 57.367 | Custard 1.373 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:00.833 | The Kidney 1.716 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:02.461 | Custard 1.472 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:04.372 | Custard 1.445 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:06.578 | Custard 2.194 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:08.050 | Slapper 1.472 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:10.239 | Slapper 2.189 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 1:12.344 | Slapper 2.105 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:15.194 | Slapper 2.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:17.078 | Slapper 1.884 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:21.294 | Custard 3.489 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:27.772 | The Kidney 4.572 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:29.967 | Slapper 2.195 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:32.472 | Honey Mustard 2.106 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:34.511 | Slapper 2.039 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:38.339 | Slapper 3.828 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:41.350 | Floppy Joe 2.755 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:45.683 | Old Gristle 4.061 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Slapper | 1:48.422 | Slapper 2.739 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:49.561 | Slapper 1.139 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 1:50.572 | Slapper 1.011 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
218 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-4-6-7-4.
128.02
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
251 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-12-4-5.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
260 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-10-4-10-6.
174.51
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
242 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-4-6-9-7.
131.63
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
243 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-5-6-6.
101.71
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
245 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-5-5-12.
129.18
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
242 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-5-7-13.
168.80
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
241 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-8-7-6-12.
175.74
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1
248 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-16-5-14-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
239 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-5-15-8-13.
196.65
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3
243 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-11-5-8.
191.05
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 4
241 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-5-8-8-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1
241 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-3-7-11-8.
180.24
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
243 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-3-7-4-10.
111.48
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3
245 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-9-3-4-8.
106.97
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4
242 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-14-3-11.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
233 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-7-6-3-3.
17.97
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
250 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-6-3-7-5.
27.05
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
250 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-1-6-7.
19.17
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
254 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-4-1-6-2.
11.67
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
243 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-4-2.
7.31
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
222 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-6-1-2-16.
11.13
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
252 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-2-1-2-1.
8.26
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
245 starts, 112 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-8-5-1-1.
10.31
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3
254 starts, 126 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-13-8-1-1.
13.96
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
251 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-3-2-3.
45.68
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
232 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-2-7-4-2.
44.31
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
240 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-2-2-4-8.
38.69
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
248 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-2-4-5-11.
33.34
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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