· Season 9 · Round 45
Nan's Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Nan's Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:39.918 | — | 8 | +7 | 35 | 11.3 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:39.918 | — | 8 | +7 | 35 | 11.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:39.918 | — | 8 | +7 | 35 | 11.3 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:39.918 | — | 8 | +7 | 35 | 11.3 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:52.716 | +12.80 | 6 | +4 | 39 | 12.6 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:52.716 | +12.80 | 6 | +4 | 39 | 12.6 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:52.716 | +12.80 | 6 | +4 | 39 | 12.6 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:52.716 | +12.80 | 6 | +4 | 39 | 12.6 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:53.950 | +14.03 | 1 | -2 | 34 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:53.950 | +14.03 | 1 | -2 | 34 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:53.950 | +14.03 | 1 | -2 | 34 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:53.950 | +14.03 | 1 | -2 | 34 | 11.6 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:40.700 | +60.78 | 2 | -2 | 42 | 11.9 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:40.700 | +60.78 | 2 | -2 | 42 | 11.9 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:40.700 | +60.78 | 2 | -2 | 42 | 11.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:40.700 | +60.78 | 2 | -2 | 42 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:54.173 | +74.26 | 5 | 0 | 39 | 12.4 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:54.173 | +74.26 | 5 | 0 | 39 | 12.4 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:54.173 | +74.26 | 5 | 0 | 39 | 12.4 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:54.173 | +74.26 | 5 | 0 | 39 | 12.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:56.082 | +76.16 | 7 | +1 | 33 | 11.6 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:56.082 | +76.16 | 7 | +1 | 33 | 11.6 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:56.082 | +76.16 | 7 | +1 | 33 | 11.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:56.082 | +76.16 | 7 | +1 | 33 | 11.6 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:03.977 | +84.06 | 3 | -4 | 40 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 9:03.977 | +84.06 | 3 | -4 | 40 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:03.977 | +84.06 | 3 | -4 | 40 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:03.977 | +84.06 | 3 | -4 | 40 | 11.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:20.973 | +101.06 | 4 | -4 | 44 | 13.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:20.973 | +101.06 | 4 | -4 | 44 | 13.0 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:20.973 | +101.06 | 4 | -4 | 44 | 13.0 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:20.973 | +101.06 | 4 | -4 | 44 | 13.0 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.350
Heavy contact for Slapper.
10.194
Chunk is completely off the deck.
13.961
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 11-5-6-15-7.
18.044
Oh dear.
21.444
Up goes Slapper.
26.772
No idea what happened there.
30.411
Tender Greg is airborne. Recent finishes: 16-8-4-8-4.
34.061
Big Randy is completely off the deck.
38.133
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-7-1.
43.350
Honey Mustard gets air.
47.300
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
50.894
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 16-8-4-8-4.
54.922
And Big Randy takes flight.
58.700
Chunk is airborne.
1:02.489
Up goes Chunk.
1:06.500
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-7-1.
1:09.917
And Chunk takes flight.
1:13.517
Big Randy is completely off the deck.
1:16.983
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
1:20.478
Up goes Tender Greg.
1:25.906
Look at that.
1:36.417
Chunk finds trouble.
1:40.622
Right into it goes Big Randy.
1:45.594
Absolute carnage.
1:47.622
Here comes Chunk.
1:49.783
Radiator gets hit hard.
1:53.183
It is Slapper!
2:02.428
Big Randy finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Slapper | 1.944 | Slapper 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Slapper | 4.967 | Chunk 2.833 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 7.350 | Chunk 2.261 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 9.861 | Chunk 2.511 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 11.306 | Chunk 1.445 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 13.150 | Chunk 1.844 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 14.456 | Slapper 1.267 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 16.711 | Chunk 2.255 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Chunk | 17.967 | Chunk 1.256 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 20.022 | Chunk 2.055 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 21.872 | Chunk 1.850 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 23.483 | Chunk 1.611 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 25.733 | Chunk 2.250 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Chunk | 31.528 | Honey Mustard 5.284 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 34.794 | Chunk 3.266 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 36.656 | Honey Mustard 1.861 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 38.350 | Honey Mustard 1.183 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 39.789 | Big Randy 0.566 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 49.711 | Chunk 2.978 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Chunk | 51.928 | Damp Kevin 1.467 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 56.528 | Damp Kevin 1.567 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 58.156 | Damp Kevin 1.405 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Chunk | 1:00.328 | Damp Kevin 1.556 |
| The Gap | Hard | Chunk | 1:02.217 | Chunk 1.889 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 1:03.667 | Chunk 1.450 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 1:06.117 | Slapper 2.217 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Chunk | 1:08.350 | Slapper 2.150 |
| Big Air | Metal | Chunk | 1:11.022 | Chunk 2.672 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Chunk | 1:12.939 | Chunk 1.917 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Chunk | 1:15.828 | Chunk 2.889 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 1:20.789 | Slapper 4.494 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Chunk | 1:23.022 | Slapper 2.189 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 1:25.606 | Radiator 2.361 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Chunk | 1:29.689 | Slapper 1.956 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Chunk | 1:34.278 | Slapper 3.711 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Chunk | 1:37.522 | Tender Greg 2.583 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 1:41.261 | Chunk 3.739 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Chunk | 1:44.206 | Slapper 2.811 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Chunk | 1:48.394 | Honey Mustard 1.194 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Chunk | 1:50.622 | Honey Mustard 1.100 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
249 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-7-8-12.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
225 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-11-8-4-6.
213.71
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
263 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-6-7-10.
141.94
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
256 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-8-7-6.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
249 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-5-6-6.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
247 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-10-6-9-8.
216.19
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
250 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-3-6-8-10.
92.98
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
247 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-5-8-11.
125.02
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
244 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-5-8-5.
155.33
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2
252 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-16-7-5-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
245 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-6-7-15-5.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
252 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-6-9-7-5.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
247 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-5-4-7-3.
143.68
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
249 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-4-7-12-5.
120.13
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
250 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-8-13-4.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
247 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-4-8-8-7.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1
240 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-15-5-2-10.
27.97
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2
254 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-3-5-3-3.
26.94
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3
257 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-5-14-3.
32.12
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
259 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-14-2-2-2.
14.11
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
227 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-3-2-7.
9.44
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
249 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-2-2-2.
8.41
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
258 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-3-2-2.
9.11
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3
257 starts, 129 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-1-13.
10.69
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
252 starts, 117 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-1-6.
8.80
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
236 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-3-4-4.
41.68
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
243 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-4-4-2.
36.01
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
259 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-12-3-4.
85.70
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
255 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-6-3-7-4.
39.67
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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