· Season 9 · Round 7
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 28 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:01.117 | — | 2 | +1 | 32 | 14.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:01.117 | — | 2 | +1 | 32 | 14.8 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:01.117 | — | 2 | +1 | 32 | 14.8 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:01.117 | — | 2 | +1 | 32 | 14.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:10.023 | +8.91 | 7 | +5 | 42 | 12.9 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:10.023 | +8.91 | 7 | +5 | 42 | 12.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:10.023 | +8.91 | 7 | +5 | 42 | 12.9 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:10.023 | +8.91 | 7 | +5 | 42 | 12.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:17.123 | +16.01 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 21.7 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:17.123 | +16.01 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 21.7 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:17.123 | +16.01 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 21.7 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:17.123 | +16.01 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 21.7 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:27.306 | +26.19 | 8 | +4 | 38 | 12.1 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:27.306 | +26.19 | 8 | +4 | 38 | 12.1 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:27.306 | +26.19 | 8 | +4 | 38 | 12.1 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:27.306 | +26.19 | 8 | +4 | 38 | 12.1 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:41.594 | +40.48 | 6 | +1 | 12 | 21.7 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:41.594 | +40.48 | 6 | +1 | 12 | 21.7 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:41.594 | +40.48 | 6 | +1 | 12 | 21.7 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:41.594 | +40.48 | 6 | +1 | 12 | 21.7 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:15.540 | +74.42 | 1 | -5 | 52 | 14.8 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:15.540 | +74.42 | 1 | -5 | 52 | 14.8 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:15.540 | +74.42 | 1 | -5 | 52 | 14.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:15.540 | +74.42 | 1 | -5 | 52 | 14.8 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:19.167 | +78.05 | 5 | -2 | 44 | 11.4 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:19.167 | +78.05 | 5 | -2 | 44 | 11.4 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:19.167 | +78.05 | 5 | -2 | 44 | 11.4 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:19.167 | +78.05 | 5 | -2 | 44 | 11.4 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:45.750 | +104.63 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 13.0 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:45.750 | +104.63 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 13.0 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:45.750 | +104.63 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 13.0 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:45.750 | +104.63 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 13.0 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 15.2 contacts an event coming in.
6.167
And it's Radiator in front now. Career record: 3 wins from 229, average finish 7.2.
12.350
Radiator gets air.
16.033
Oh dear.
20.061
And Damp Kevin takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-8-7-6-6.
23.661
It is chaos out there.
27.261
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 7-6-12-7-7.
32.033
Big move from Big Randy.
35.739
Big Randy gets hit hard. Averaging 12.9 contacts an event coming in.
47.867
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
53.878
Extraordinary scenes.
1:00.611
And Damp Kevin takes flight.
1:06.206
It is chaos out there.
1:10.233
And Wide Load takes flight.
1:13.911
Butter Bean finds trouble.
1:17.633
Big Randy is completely off the deck.
1:21.361
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:25.033
And it all goes wrong.
1:29.039
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
1:35.289
They will not want to see that again.
1:38.739
Wide Load is going to win this.
1:41.739
It is Wide Load!
1:50.600
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:56.144
Absolute carnage.
2:02.422
No idea what happened there.
2:11.267
Radiator finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Big Randy | 1.978 | Big Randy 1.978 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Big Randy | 5.372 | Radiator 3.128 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Radiator | 7.989 | Wide Load 2.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Radiator | 11.450 | Wide Load 2.772 |
| The Drops | Metal | Radiator | 13.789 | Wide Load 1.767 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Radiator | 16.867 | Butter Bean 1.739 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Radiator | 18.539 | Gravy 1.339 |
| The Drops | Metal | Squish | 20.139 | Gravy 1.316 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Squish | 21.533 | Squish 1.394 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Squish | 23.217 | Squish 1.684 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Squish | 25.239 | Wide Load 1.806 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 27.950 | Wide Load 1.811 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 30.800 | Wide Load 2.850 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 35.250 | Butter Bean 2.200 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 37.711 | Wide Load 2.461 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 40.200 | Thick Rick 2.434 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 42.367 | Wide Load 2.167 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 46.100 | Wide Load 3.733 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 47.756 | Wide Load 1.656 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 49.922 | Wide Load 2.166 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:03.228 | Thick Rick 12.772 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 1:04.472 | Wide Load 1.244 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:05.900 | Wide Load 1.428 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:07.144 | Wide Load 1.244 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:09.044 | Wide Load 1.900 |
| The Gap | Hard | Wide Load | 1:11.144 | Wide Load 2.100 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 1:12.611 | Wide Load 1.467 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:14.900 | Butter Bean 1.900 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Wide Load | 1:17.122 | Wide Load 2.222 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 1:20.917 | Wide Load 3.795 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:23.144 | Wide Load 2.227 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 1:25.622 | Wide Load 2.478 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Wide Load | 1:27.533 | Wide Load 1.911 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 1:29.906 | Wide Load 2.373 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Wide Load | 1:31.894 | Wide Load 1.988 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 1:34.206 | Wide Load 2.312 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Wide Load | 1:35.178 | Wide Load 0.972 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Wide Load | 1:37.439 | Wide Load 2.261 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Wide Load | 1:39.778 | Wide Load 2.339 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:40.806 | Wide Load 1.028 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Wide Load | 1:41.739 | Wide Load 0.933 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
228 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-8-5-14.
111.18
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
205 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-6-8-5.
98.45
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-6-6-6.
190.47
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 4
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-7-10-6-9.
186.54
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
227 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-6-15-7.
86.60
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
226 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-4-10-6.
98.39
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-8-6-15-4.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-4-8-6.
62.67
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1
227 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-9-8-13-4.
92.09
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2
224 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-7-8-8-4.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-8-4-6.
110.58
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-13-8-8-12.
176.15
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1
225 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-5-5-8-5.
134.16
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2
226 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-8-10.
63.07
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-5-5-7-5.
88.81
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
226 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-11-5-7-15.
181.10
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
229 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-2-7-3-12.
18.60
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
218 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 16-3-2-3-7.
26.00
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
236 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-2-3-2.
16.61
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
238 starts, 56 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-2-1-3.
11.84
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
224 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-3-2-2.
8.47
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
210 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-1-1-8.
9.47
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
233 starts, 105 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 9-1-1-5-1.
16.87
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
228 starts, 105 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-1-14-1-1.
12.28
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
236 starts, 116 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-4-1-11.
9.82
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
234 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-4-5-7-4.
43.92
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-3-4-16.
42.35
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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