· Season 9 · Round 9
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:37.550 | — | 5 | +4 | 40 | 12.4 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:37.550 | — | 5 | +4 | 40 | 12.4 |
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:37.550 | — | 5 | +4 | 40 | 12.4 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:37.550 | — | 5 | +4 | 40 | 12.4 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:46.078 | +8.53 | 3 | +1 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:46.078 | +8.53 | 3 | +1 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:46.078 | +8.53 | 3 | +1 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:46.078 | +8.53 | 3 | +1 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:12.828 | +35.28 | 4 | +1 | 42 | 11.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:12.828 | +35.28 | 4 | +1 | 42 | 11.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:12.828 | +35.28 | 4 | +1 | 42 | 11.4 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:12.828 | +35.28 | 4 | +1 | 42 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 8:48.822 | +71.27 | 7 | +3 | 34 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:48.822 | +71.27 | 7 | +3 | 34 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:48.822 | +71.27 | 7 | +3 | 34 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 8:48.822 | +71.27 | 7 | +3 | 34 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:54.383 | +76.83 | 6 | +1 | 36 | 10.9 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:54.383 | +76.83 | 6 | +1 | 36 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:54.383 | +76.83 | 6 | +1 | 36 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:54.383 | +76.83 | 6 | +1 | 36 | 10.9 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:58.755 | +81.21 | 1 | -5 | 39 | 12.6 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:58.755 | +81.21 | 1 | -5 | 39 | 12.6 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:58.755 | +81.21 | 1 | -5 | 39 | 12.6 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:58.755 | +81.21 | 1 | -5 | 39 | 12.6 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:05.227 | +87.68 | 2 | -5 | 42 | 11.4 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:05.227 | +87.68 | 2 | -5 | 42 | 11.4 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:05.227 | +87.68 | 2 | -5 | 42 | 11.4 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:05.227 | +87.68 | 2 | -5 | 42 | 11.4 |
| 8 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:13.693 | +96.14 | 8 | 0 | 47 | 11.1 |
| 8 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:13.693 | +96.14 | 8 | 0 | 47 | 11.1 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:13.693 | +96.14 | 8 | 0 | 47 | 11.1 |
| 8 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:13.693 | +96.14 | 8 | 0 | 47 | 11.1 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 15.9 contacts an event coming in.
5.633
And it's Chunk in front now. Career record: 69 wins from 240, average finish 3.8.
11.483
That is going to sting in the morning.
15.661
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-7-4.
19.294
And Chunk takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-2-2-3-4.
23.317
Wide Load gets air. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
28.200
You do not see that every day.
31.633
That is not going to help.
35.233
And Chunk takes flight.
39.161
Big air for Wide Load.
43.800
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
47.972
Squish is completely off the deck.
51.561
The Heel gets air.
55.250
Right into it goes The Unit.
1:00.878
That is the sport, right there.
1:06.211
That is not going to help.
1:10.494
Chunk is airborne.
1:13.939
Thick Rick gets air.
1:17.689
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
1:21.194
The Heel is airborne.
1:27.922
Squish gets air.
1:36.200
And it all goes wrong.
1:43.406
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:47.911
Heavy contact for Wide Load.
1:51.489
Here comes Wide Load.
1:52.044
Right into it goes The Heel.
1:55.444
Chunk takes it.
2:02.511
Well, that was always going to happen.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Floppy Joe | 1.983 | Floppy Joe 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 5.100 | Chunk 2.844 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 7.489 | Chunk 2.389 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 10.689 | Wide Load 2.900 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 12.406 | Chunk 1.717 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 14.378 | Chunk 1.972 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 15.661 | Chunk 1.283 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 18.006 | Chunk 2.345 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Chunk | 19.211 | Chunk 1.205 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 21.117 | Chunk 1.906 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 22.844 | Chunk 1.727 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 24.378 | Chunk 1.534 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 26.628 | Chunk 2.250 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Chunk | 32.333 | Wide Load 5.472 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 35.672 | Wide Load 3.284 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 37.700 | Wide Load 1.861 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 39.428 | Wide Load 1.272 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 41.006 | Squish 0.405 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 50.750 | Chunk 2.861 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 56.628 | The Heel 1.494 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:00.050 | The Heel 3.000 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:01.694 | Wide Load 1.644 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:04.106 | Squish 1.888 |
| The Gap | Hard | Wide Load | 1:07.394 | The Heel 2.878 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 1:09.133 | Wide Load 1.739 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:11.344 | Chunk 2.117 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Wide Load | 1:13.700 | Wide Load 2.356 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 1:17.078 | Wide Load 3.378 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:19.711 | Chunk 2.194 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:23.283 | The Heel 2.511 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:27.606 | The Heel 3.839 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:29.783 | Wide Load 2.177 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:32.189 | Wide Load 2.406 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:34.200 | Chunk 2.000 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:37.883 | Chunk 3.561 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:40.806 | Thick Rick 2.361 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:45.144 | Thick Rick 2.561 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:47.983 | Wide Load 2.839 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:52.122 | The Unit 2.000 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:54.489 | The Unit 1.872 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
205 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-6-8-5.
129.18
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-7-10-6-9.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-6-6-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
229 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-8-5.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
226 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-4-10-6.
139.24
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-8-6-15-4.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
228 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-4-6-15.
192.88
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-4-8-6.
82.01
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-8-4-6.
178.14
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
228 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-9-8-13.
152.80
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3
224 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-7-8-8-4.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-13-8-8-12.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
226 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-8-10.
91.08
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-5-5-7-5.
125.68
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
226 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-12-5-5-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
226 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-11-5-7-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
230 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-3-2-7-3.
23.05
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
236 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-2-3-2.
19.43
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
218 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 16-3-2-3-7.
24.28
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
238 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-4-2-4.
8.81
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
224 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-3-2-2.
8.10
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
208 starts, 51 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-16-3-2.
11.81
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
238 starts, 56 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-2-1-3.
10.77
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
233 starts, 105 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 9-1-1-5-1.
15.14
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4
236 starts, 116 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-4-1-11.
9.31
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
227 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-7-3-5-8.
51.11
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
234 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-4-5-7-4.
50.96
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-7-3-4.
49.30
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
234 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-4-12-7.
43.14
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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