Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 9

Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:37.550 5 +4 40 12.4
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:37.550 5 +4 40 12.4
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:37.550 5 +4 40 12.4
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:37.550 5 +4 40 12.4
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:46.078 +8.53 3 +1 36 11.5
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:46.078 +8.53 3 +1 36 11.5
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:46.078 +8.53 3 +1 36 11.5
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:46.078 +8.53 3 +1 36 11.5
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:12.828 +35.28 4 +1 42 11.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:12.828 +35.28 4 +1 42 11.4
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:12.828 +35.28 4 +1 42 11.4
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:12.828 +35.28 4 +1 42 11.4
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 8:48.822 +71.27 7 +3 34 10.9
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 8:48.822 +71.27 7 +3 34 10.9
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 8:48.822 +71.27 7 +3 34 10.9
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 8:48.822 +71.27 7 +3 34 10.9
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:54.383 +76.83 6 +1 36 10.9
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:54.383 +76.83 6 +1 36 10.9
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:54.383 +76.83 6 +1 36 10.9
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:54.383 +76.83 6 +1 36 10.9
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:58.755 +81.21 1 -5 39 12.6
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:58.755 +81.21 1 -5 39 12.6
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:58.755 +81.21 1 -5 39 12.6
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:58.755 +81.21 1 -5 39 12.6
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 9:05.227 +87.68 2 -5 42 11.4
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 9:05.227 +87.68 2 -5 42 11.4
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 9:05.227 +87.68 2 -5 42 11.4
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 9:05.227 +87.68 2 -5 42 11.4
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 9:13.693 +96.14 8 0 47 11.1
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 9:13.693 +96.14 8 0 47 11.1
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 9:13.693 +96.14 8 0 47 11.1
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:13.693 +96.14 8 0 47 11.1
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 15.9 contacts an event coming in.
5.633
And it's Chunk in front now. Career record: 69 wins from 240, average finish 3.8.
11.483
That is going to sting in the morning.
15.661
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-7-4.
19.294
And Chunk takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-2-2-3-4.
23.317
Wide Load gets air. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
28.200
You do not see that every day.
31.633
That is not going to help.
35.233
And Chunk takes flight.
39.161
Big air for Wide Load.
43.800
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
47.972
Squish is completely off the deck.
51.561
The Heel gets air.
55.250
Right into it goes The Unit.
1:00.878
That is the sport, right there.
1:06.211
That is not going to help.
1:10.494
Chunk is airborne.
1:13.939
Thick Rick gets air.
1:17.689
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
1:21.194
The Heel is airborne.
1:27.922
Squish gets air.
1:36.200
And it all goes wrong.
1:43.406
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:47.911
Heavy contact for Wide Load.
1:51.489
Here comes Wide Load.
1:52.044
Right into it goes The Heel.
1:55.444
Chunk takes it.
2:02.511
Well, that was always going to happen.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Floppy Joe 1.983 Floppy Joe 1.983
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 5.100 Chunk 2.844
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 7.489 Chunk 2.389
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 10.689 Wide Load 2.900
The Drops Carpet Chunk 12.406 Chunk 1.717
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 14.378 Chunk 1.972
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 15.661 Chunk 1.283
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 18.006 Chunk 2.345
The Kicker Smooth Chunk 19.211 Chunk 1.205
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 21.117 Chunk 1.906
Stairwell Hard Chunk 22.844 Chunk 1.727
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 24.378 Chunk 1.534
Tight Curve Carpet Chunk 26.628 Chunk 2.250
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 32.333 Wide Load 5.472
Stairwell Hard Chunk 35.672 Wide Load 3.284
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 37.700 Wide Load 1.861
The Drops Hard Chunk 39.428 Wide Load 1.272
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 41.006 Squish 0.405
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 50.750 Chunk 2.861
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 56.628 The Heel 1.494
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:00.050 The Heel 3.000
The Drops Metal Wide Load 1:01.694 Wide Load 1.644
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:04.106 Squish 1.888
The Gap Hard Wide Load 1:07.394 The Heel 2.878
The Drops Hard Wide Load 1:09.133 Wide Load 1.739
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:11.344 Chunk 2.117
The Washboard Hard Wide Load 1:13.700 Wide Load 2.356
Big Air Metal Wide Load 1:17.078 Wide Load 3.378
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 1:19.711 Chunk 2.194
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 1:23.283 The Heel 2.511
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:27.606 The Heel 3.839
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 1:29.783 Wide Load 2.177
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:32.189 Wide Load 2.406
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 1:34.200 Chunk 2.000
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 1:37.883 Chunk 3.561
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 1:40.806 Thick Rick 2.361
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 1:45.144 Thick Rick 2.561
Final Sprint Carpet Wide Load 1:47.983 Wide Load 2.839
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:52.122 The Unit 2.000
Exit Gate Carpet Wide Load 1:54.489 The Unit 1.872
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 0/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
205 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-6-8-5.
129.18
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-7-10-6-9.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-6-6-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
229 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-8-5.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
226 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-4-10-6.
139.24
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-8-6-15-4.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
228 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-4-6-15.
192.88
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-4-8-6.
82.01
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-8-4-6.
178.14
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
228 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-9-8-13.
152.80
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
224 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-7-8-8-4.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-13-8-8-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
226 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-8-10.
91.08
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-5-5-7-5.
125.68
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
226 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-12-5-5-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
226 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-11-5-7-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
230 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-3-2-7-3.
23.05
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
236 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-2-3-2.
19.43
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
218 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 16-3-2-3-7.
24.28
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
224 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 6-4-3-2-2.
20.83
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
238 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-4-2-4.
8.81
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
224 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-3-2-2.
8.10
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
208 starts, 51 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-16-3-2.
11.81
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
238 starts, 56 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-2-1-3.
10.77
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
211 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-1-1-1.
9.25
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
233 starts, 105 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 9-1-1-5-1.
15.14
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
228 starts, 105 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-1-14-1-1.
11.55
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
236 starts, 116 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-4-1-11.
9.31
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
227 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-7-3-5-8.
51.11
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
234 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-4-5-7-4.
50.96
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-7-3-4.
49.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
234 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-4-12-7.
43.14

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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