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Team Stack · Season 7 · Round 12

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
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The Unit wins at The Ironing Board

The Unit took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Basement Heat. Radiator finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.750 — 16 +15 2 2.8
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1.650 — 13 +11 2 2.0
3 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.475 — 14 +11 2 2.8
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2.733 +0.98 15 +11 2 2.8
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2.458 +0.71 21 +16 0 1.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 5.025 +3.28 22 +16 5 5.0
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.208 +3.46 23 +16 4 5.0
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.25 24 +16 5 5.0
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1.475 — 25 +16 0 1.8
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.483 +3.73 26 +16 5 5.0
11 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 5.600 +3.85 27 +16 5 5.1
12 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 5.000 +3.25 28 +16 6 5.0
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2.500 +0.75 19 +6 1 2.8
14 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 0.683 — 17 +3 2 2.6
15 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1.725 — 18 +3 3 2.6
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.392 — 20 +4 2 2.8
17 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 1.692 — 8 -9 2 3.2
18 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 0.950 — 5 -13 2 2.3
19 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.492 — 6 -13 4 6.3
20 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 5.792 +4.04 7 -13 4 3.4
21 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.775 +0.03 2 -19 1 3.2
22 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.667 — 4 -18 2 3.6
23 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 0.975 — 1 -22 2 2.2
24 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 6.217 +4.47 3 -21 3 3.7
25 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.700 — 10 -15 2 2.9
26 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1.300 — 9 -17 1 2.3
27 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2.475 +0.73 11 -16 2 2.9
28 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 5.000 +3.25 12 -16 5 5.6
29 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3.217 +1.47 32 +3 2 2.8
30 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1.383 — 30 0 1 2.9
31 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.183 — 31 0 1 3.1
32 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 — 29 -3 2 2.8
3.000
Oh dear.
4.200
Let go.
6.800
Gravy leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 7-2-4-2-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go.
13.200
Gravy leads the meeting.
15.800
Into position. Recent finishes: 7-2-4-2-2.
17.000
And down it comes.
19.600
Gravy goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 7-2-4-2-2.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
22.600
That is The Coaster on the floor. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
23.800
Released. Recent finishes: 2-2-14-2-2.
26.000
Gravy goes to the top of the board.
28.400
The Unit wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 6.800 Gravy 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Gravy 19.600 Gravy 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 26.000 The Lieutenant 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 26 4/4 7
3 PCK The Pucks 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 BEA The Beans 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
294 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 28-23-31-32-16.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
298 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 25-22-29-30-13.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
296 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 26-21-30-29-15.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
293 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 27-24-32-31-14.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
294 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 21-27-27-23-31.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
296 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 23-25-28-24-30.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
295 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.5. Last five: 22-26-25-21-29.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
296 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 24-28-26-22-32.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
297 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 1-6-17-17-17.
79.57
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
293 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 3-8-20-19-20.
87.04
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
296 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 2-7-18-18-18.
88.99
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
295 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 4-5-19-20-19.
99.03
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
295 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 8-14-23-16-21.
127.89
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
295 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 7-15-21-15-22.
121.04
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
296 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 6-16-22-14-23.
119.42
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
295 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.2. Last five: 5-13-24-13-24.
116.46
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
294 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 18-18-9-3-11.
50.55
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
295 starts, 18 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 20-20-12-2-9.
55.81
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
294 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 19-17-10-4-12.
53.88
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
298 starts, 18 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 17-19-11-1-10.
49.90
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
297 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-2-8-6-3.
5.13
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
293 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-4-5-8-1.
5.25
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
297 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-1-7-7-4.
4.92
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
294 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-3-6-5-2.
5.01
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
295 starts, 18 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 13-9-15-11-6.
24.09
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
298 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-10-16-9-5.
21.53
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
294 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 15-11-14-12-7.
25.04
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
294 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-12-13-10-8.
26.67
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
295 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.4. Last five: 29-32-2-28-27.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
294 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 31-29-3-26-28.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
298 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.1. Last five: 30-31-4-27-25.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
294 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.6. Last five: 32-30-1-25-26.
219.30

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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