Team Stack · Season 7 · Round 16
The Lectern — Relay
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Stubbs wins at The Lectern
Stubbs took The Lectern — Relay for the The Nuggets. Thick Rick finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 1.592 | — | 20 | +19 | 1 | 2.8 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 0.683 | — | 17 | +15 | 2 | 2.6 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 1.692 | +0.10 | 19 | +16 | 3 | 2.6 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 0.992 | — | 18 | +14 | 2 | 3.2 |
| 5 | Slapper | The Pucks | 1.325 | — | 28 | +23 | 3 | 2.6 |
| 6 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 1.400 | — | 25 | +19 | 0 | 1.8 |
| 7 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2.175 | +0.58 | 26 | +19 | 2 | 2.9 |
| 8 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 5.358 | +3.77 | 27 | +19 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 9 | The Kidney | The Beans | 1.350 | — | 12 | +3 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 10 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 1.442 | — | 9 | -1 | 1 | 2.0 |
| 11 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 1.708 | +0.12 | 10 | -1 | 1 | 3.2 |
| 12 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 1.408 | — | 11 | -1 | 1 | 2.9 |
| 13 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 1.708 | +0.12 | 21 | +8 | 0 | 1.4 |
| 14 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 5.242 | +3.65 | 22 | +8 | 5 | 5.2 |
| 15 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 5.458 | +3.87 | 23 | +8 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 16 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 5.000 | +3.41 | 24 | +8 | 5 | 5.3 |
| 17 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 0.708 | — | 16 | -1 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 18 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2.433 | +0.84 | 13 | -5 | 2 | 2.7 |
| 19 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 0.842 | — | 15 | -4 | 2 | 3.7 |
| 20 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 1.150 | — | 14 | -6 | 2 | 3.0 |
| 21 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 0.758 | — | 29 | +8 | 2 | 2.8 |
| 22 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 1.442 | — | 31 | +9 | 2 | 3.6 |
| 23 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 1.225 | — | 32 | +9 | 1 | 3.0 |
| 24 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 1.208 | — | 30 | +6 | 2 | 3.0 |
| 25 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 0.992 | — | 1 | -24 | 2 | 2.4 |
| 26 | Long John | The Noodles | 1.483 | — | 2 | -24 | 3 | 3.1 |
| 27 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 1.617 | +0.03 | 4 | -23 | 3 | 2.3 |
| 28 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2.858 | +1.27 | 3 | -25 | 2 | 3.2 |
| 29 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 0.933 | — | 5 | -24 | 2 | 2.3 |
| 30 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2.025 | +0.43 | 8 | -22 | 2 | 3.1 |
| 31 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2.042 | +0.45 | 7 | -24 | 3 | 3.4 |
| 32 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 1.817 | +0.23 | 6 | -26 | 2 | 3.1 |
3.000
Here comes another.
4.200
Released. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-11-8.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-2.
9.400
And the gantry moves. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-2.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-8.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-2.
15.800
Next one goes up.
17.000
Let go.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
No idea what happened there.
23.400
Released.
26.000
Wide Load goes to the top of the board.
28.400
It is Stubbs!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 6.800 | Old Gristle 6.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Old Gristle | 13.200 | Old Gristle 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Chunk | 19.600 | The Lieutenant 6.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | Wide Load | 26.000 | Wide Load 6.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 10 | 4/4 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 26 | 4/4 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 42 | 4/4 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 58 | 4/4 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 74 | 4/4 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 90 | 4/4 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 106 | 4/4 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 122 | 4/4 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
297 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 30-21-10-31-27.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
302 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 32-22-9-29-25.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
300 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 31-23-11-30-26.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
298 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 29-24-12-32-28.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
300 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.1. Last five: 12-27-18-24-24.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
299 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 9-25-17-23-22.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
298 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.3. Last five: 10-28-20-21-21.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
300 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.2. Last five: 11-26-19-22-23.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1
297 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 17-15-22-6-3.
166.37
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2
299 starts, 8 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 20-13-24-8-4.
180.17
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
300 starts, 12 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 18-16-21-7-2.
166.03
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
301 starts, 7 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 19-14-23-5-1.
158.72
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
299 starts, 7 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 24-19-26-17-5.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
299 starts, 10 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 22-17-28-20-7.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
299 starts, 6 wins, average finish 15.3. Last five: 23-18-25-18-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
300 starts, 5 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 21-20-27-19-6.
219.30
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
298 starts, 27 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 15-2-14-14-18.
63.53
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
298 starts, 23 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 14-4-15-16-19.
69.25
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
299 starts, 19 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 16-1-13-13-20.
66.89
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4
302 starts, 18 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 13-3-16-15-17.
64.25
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
297 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-3-3-12.
7.06
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
301 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-2-2-10.
6.05
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 1
302 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 2-11-6-11-14.
10.94
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
298 starts, 19 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 3-10-8-10-15.
11.15
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3
298 starts, 16 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 1-12-7-9-16.
11.11
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
298 starts, 4 wins, average finish 25.3. Last five: 27-31-30-25-31.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
299 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.5. Last five: 26-32-32-28-29.
219.30
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
298 starts, 1 win, average finish 25.7. Last five: 28-29-31-26-32.
219.30
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
302 starts, 2 wins, average finish 25.2. Last five: 25-30-29-27-30.
219.30
Course preview
3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent
Ice
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Ice on the plinths. A pile assembles itself and then quietly leaves in four directions, and nobody has ever found a way to stop it.
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